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Here Be Sexist Vampires

Deep in Your Veins Series, Book 1

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Here Be Sexist Vampires

By: Suzanne Wright
Narrated by: Justine Eyre, P.J. Ochlan
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Sam Parker is a vampire with a gift so strong and substantial that she is invited to partake in a test for a place in the Grand High Master Vampire's private army. She finds that not only has the army never included a woman, but it has never included a Svente vampire; a breed that is regarded by the super strong Pagori breed and the hypnotically beautiful Keja breed to be too tame and human-like.

Most refuse to take her seriously, especially a Pagori commander named Jared who she craves in spite of herself. The Grand High Master, however, sees her potential and offers her the position of Jared's co-commander to help train the newest squad in time for the impending attack on his home. Sam has to demonstrate to Jared and the squad of chauvinists why it is incredibly foolish to underestimate a wilful, temperamental, borderline-homicidal Svente female.

©2012 Suzanne Wright (P)2018 Tantor
Fantasy Fiction Paranormal Paranormal Romance Romance Romantic Vampire
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love this new series from Suzanne Wright!!

loved it? love Justine Eyre as a narrator. The story melted very interested in what will happen next and the relationship between the main characters was intriguing.

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Another great story!

Suzanne Wright nails it again - love the mix of the 2 narrators and perspectives - can’t wait for the next book!!!

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Can't wait to read the rest of the series

I couldn't stop listening. I loved the story and interactions between the main characters as the story developed.

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Reread/listen

Narrating was good and so was the story. I think I would have loved the story if I’d listened/read it before Dark in You because of the similarities. Still, very enjoyable

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This will go on my repeat listen list

I enjoyed the narrators. This book was very entertaining and I loved the characters and their interactions

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Would read again!

the man narrator turned me off from the story at times but i loved the book

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Good!

So, this is the first book where I didn't think the male protagonist was decent at all at first. Fantastic start to transform my apathy towards Jared to actually liking him!!

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OMG.....THANK YOU.

I almost passed out when I found out this series was on Audio. You ROCK.

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He sounds like a robot nerd

Eyre should have read the whole book. Ockham has a snooty voice that is robotic and too naive to pull off the male lead. I was forwarding through his narrative to get back to Eyre. Can the fix this? Cause I loved the story til he came in.

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A very different sexy romantic storyline

This one in my opinion isn’t as good as her other series like Phoenix & Mercury Packs. I might have enjoyed it better if I’d read it. I hate characters having two narrators each, its so distracting. Ms Eyre was awesome however, Mr Ochlan did a horrible female. It was a great storyline to produce more books but it was very hard for someone older like myself to keep track of 30ish characters. Great hot and sexy love scenes. The book had lots of humorous elements, was constantly snickering when the men under estimated the female. She was really kick -ss! I’m wondering which characters will be featured in the next one.

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