The Physical Manifestation of Cancelled Plans Gets Me Off Because Deep Down I Kinda Didn’t Want to Go
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Georgia Bird
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Chuck Tingle
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Gilly’s days are packed to the brim, stuffed with so many activities and events that it’s difficult for her to focus. Soon enough, this mounting anxiety begins to show up in frustrating ways.
Fortunately, Gilly’s social plans for the evening are unexpectedly cancelled, and she soon finds herself with a block of hours dedicated to getting her to-do list done. However, when these cancelled plans physically manifest as a beautiful, hovering calendar named Olga, Gilly quickly realizes that her evening might be more action-packed than she initially thought.
Now these two are locked in an erotic lesbian encounter that will prove the best thing you can do with your unexpectedly cancelled plans.
This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human on cancelled plans action and sentient concept love.
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- Thaddeus R. Gunn
- 03-25-24
Brilliant
Best Tingler so far and that's saying a lot because I'm a huge Chuck Tingle fan. He's the modern Jonathan Swift.
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