The Sexperts
Kinky Secrets of the Pearl Necklace
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Narrated by:
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Lucy Malone
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By:
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Melinda DuChamp
About this listen
In the future, some people are still prudes....
And the most prudish of all are the righteous defenders of righteousness at the Purity Foundation. When the director sends her own daughter on an undercover mission to eliminate sexual satisfaction from Earth, the only thing standing between the human race and complete and total sexual frustration are the good instructors of the Seimann Sex Institute.
Fanny and Peter, along with new instructors Chastity and Milo, have devoted their lives to ensuring everyone can enjoy a healthy, prosperous sex life. But they will have to use every tool and technique in their arsenal if they are to overcome this new threat, because the Purity Foundation isn't going down…not without a fight.
No sacrifice is too much if the cause is just, and love might the greatest cause of all….
Written by best-selling erotica author Melinda DuChamp, The Sexperts–Girl with a Pearl Necklace is another hilarious, romantic, and downright naughty adventure for listeners who are daring enough.
It's erotica for smart people who like to laugh, just like you.
The Sexperts: The Girl with a Pearl Necklace is a short novel, approximately 22,000 words long. It is the second in a new series featuring the Siemann Sex Institute.
©2014, 2020, 2022 Ann Voss Peterson, Joe Konrath, Muna Shehadi Sill (P)2014 Ann Voss Peterson, Joe Konrath, Muna Shehadi SillListeners also enjoyed...
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