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There's Seamen on the Poop-Deck!: A Gay Pirate Romance Adventure!

By: Francois le Foutre
Narrated by: Francois le Foutre, Cocksmith Standish, Dorian Trim
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Rear Admiral François le Foutre and his ship, the Raging Queen, are come upon by Captain Cocksmith Standish. Cocksmith and his men take all of François' seamen, and store them in the fo'c'sle with no hope of escape.

Banned by the Texas Renaissance Festival, it's the gay pirate romance novel you've always secretly wanted! (Well, maybe openly wanted.)

©2014 David Kassin Fried (P)2016 David Kassin Fried
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The tears....

The tears of laughter. This wildly inappropriate but masterfully punny anthology is worth every cent. The skill and creativity it takes to create such an amazing work will surely go down in history. As soon as folks stop being so stuffy.

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