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Sleeping Freshmen Never Lie
- By: David Lubar
- Narrated by: Ryan MacConnell, the Full Cast Family
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High school freshman Scott Hudson is sideswiped by the unexpected news that his mother is about to have another baby....
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Pick Me! Pick Me!
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Sleeping Freshmen Never Lie
- Narrated by: Ryan MacConnell, the Full Cast Family
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- Release date: 04-24-06
- Language: English
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In the Land of the Lawn Weenies
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- By: David Lubar
- Narrated by: Christopher Gebauer, Suzy Jackson
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A substitute teacher finds out she has some monsters for students. A group of kids attempts a levitation trick with hair-raising results. A neighborhood is so boring the grown-ups are turning into...well...you know. And dozens more....
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In the Land of the Lawn Weenies
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- Narrated by: Christopher Gebauer, Suzy Jackson
- Series: Weenies, Book 1
- Length: 6 hrs and 21 mins
- Release date: 04-04-19
- Language: English
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The Curse of the Campfire Weenies
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- By: David Lubar
- Narrated by: Christopher Gebauer, Suzy Jackson
- Length: 4 hrs and 28 mins
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For this, his third collection of warped and creepy "weenie" tales, critically-acclaimed author and master of the macabre David Lubar traveled deep into the shadowy corners of his mind, looking for new ways to amuse and terrify his listeners....
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The Curse of the Campfire Weenies
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- Narrated by: Christopher Gebauer, Suzy Jackson
- Length: 4 hrs and 28 mins
- Release date: 10-11-19
- Language: English
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Beware the Ninja Weenies
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- By: David Lubar
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Stranded aliens seek out Earth's most intelligent species. (Hint: It's not us.) A bully discovers the meaning of "spatial displacement." Two girls find out why you should never annoy a witch....
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Beware the Ninja Weenies
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- Length: 4 hrs and 14 mins
- Release date: 06-18-20
- Language: English
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Attack of the Vampire Weenies
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- By: David Lubar
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Critically acclaimed author and master of the macabre David Lubar is back with 30 more warped and creepy tales for fans of his best-selling Weenies story collections, which have sold more than 1.7 million copies to date....
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Attack of the Vampire Weenies
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- Narrated by: Christopher Gebauer, Suzy Jackson
- Series: Weenies, Book 5
- Length: 4 hrs and 41 mins
- Release date: 04-06-20
- Language: English
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Check Out the Library Weenies
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- By: David Lubar
- Narrated by: Christopher Gebauer
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Master of the macabre David Lubar is back with Check Out the Library Weenies, his ninth collection of Weenies Stories. Here are 30 more scary stories for the middle grade audience - perfect for both avid and reluctant young listeners who like a few chills and a lot of laughs....
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Check Out the Library Weenies
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- Narrated by: Christopher Gebauer
- Length: 5 hrs and 12 mins
- Release date: 03-24-21
- Language: English
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Invasion of the Road Weenies
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- By: David Lubar
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- Length: 4 hrs and 37 mins
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A town is overrun by road weenies - a.k.a. joggers - who never smile. A girl thinks she's too old for Halloween...until she finds a special pair of gloves. A boy takes a shortcut to an unexpected place. A mummy takes his revenge, one little piece at a time....
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Invasion of the Road Weenies
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- Narrated by: Christopher Gebauer, Suzy Jackson
- Series: Weenies, Book 2
- Length: 4 hrs and 37 mins
- Release date: 06-27-19
- Language: English
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The Battle of the Red Hot Pepper Weenies
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- By: David Lubar
- Narrated by: Christopher Gebauer, Suzy Jackson
- Length: 4 hrs and 43 mins
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A girl doesn't have a date for the school dance - until her dad makes one for her in his lab. A family enjoys a nice Thanksgiving dinner - until they are interrupted by a torrent of turkeys out for revenge. And the battle of two red hot pepper weenies ends in flames.....
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The Battle of the Red Hot Pepper Weenies
- And Other Warped and Creepy Tales
- Narrated by: Christopher Gebauer, Suzy Jackson
- Series: Weenies, Book 4
- Length: 4 hrs and 43 mins
- Release date: 12-31-19
- Language: English
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Strikeout of the Bleacher Weenies
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- By: David Lubar
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- Length: 4 hrs and 54 mins
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Strikeout of the Bleacher Weenies is the eighth collection of spooky short stories for ages 8 to 12 by popular author David Lubar. This is the perfect pick for young listeners who like a few chills and a lot of laughs....
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Strikeout of the Bleacher Weenies
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- Narrated by: Christopher Gebauer, Suzy Jackson
- Length: 4 hrs and 54 mins
- Release date: 01-15-21
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Dunk
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A sizzling young adult novel about Chad, a teenager living near the New Jersey boardwalk who becomes obsessed with the Bozo...
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Great Book
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Dunk
- Narrated by: Matt Golden, the Full Cast Family
- Length: 6 hrs and 4 mins
- Release date: 05-23-03
- Language: English
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Sophomores and Other Oxymorons
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Scott Hudson has somehow managed to survive Freshman year. But with a new baby brother in the house and a whole host of adventures awaiting him at school, Sophomore year promises to be anything but boring. An honest and funny follow-up to the popular Sleeping Freshmen Never Lie....
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Niche genre...
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Sophomores and Other Oxymorons
- Narrated by: Michael Goldstrom
- Length: 9 hrs and 34 mins
- Release date: 08-18-15
- Language: English
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Punished
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Logan and his friend Benedict run into the wrong guy at the library - literally....
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It is very punny, but not very funny
- By Susan on 02-05-12
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Punished
- Narrated by: Noah Galvin
- Length: 1 hr and 11 mins
- Release date: 12-02-11
- Language: English
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Emperor of the Universe
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When seventh grader Nicholas V. Landrew, his beloved pet gerbil Henrietta, and a package of ground beef are beamed aboard an alien space ship, they soon find themselves on the run in a madcap chase across the universe....
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Emperor of the Universe
- Narrated by: Susan Bennett
- Series: Emperor of the Universe Series, Book 1
- Length: 6 hrs and 40 mins
- Release date: 07-02-19
- Language: English
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The Battle of the Red Hot Pepper Weenies
- Narrated by: David Lubar
- Series: Weenies, Book 4
- Length: 3 hrs and 36 mins
- Release date: 08-04-09
- Language: English
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Wipeout of the Wireless Weenies
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- By: David Lubar
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Here are 33 hilarious and harrowing stories that will scare you, make you laugh, or see the world in a whole new way....
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One of the best books ever created
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Wipeout of the Wireless Weenies
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- Narrated by: Christopher Gebauer, Suzy Jackson
- Series: Weenies, Book 7
- Length: 3 hrs and 55 mins
- Release date: 10-20-20
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My Rotten Life
- By: David Lubar
- Narrated by: Matthew Brown, Kathleen McInerney
- Length: 3 hrs and 32 mins
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Ten-year-old Nathan Abercrombie is having a really bad day. First, Shawna Lanchester, the prettiest girl in his class, doesn't invite him to her party. Then he gets picked last in gym class....
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My Rotten Life
- Narrated by: Matthew Brown, Kathleen McInerney
- Length: 3 hrs and 32 mins
- Release date: 08-04-09
- Language: English
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The Clone Catastrophe
- Emperor of the Universe
- By: David Lubar
- Narrated by: Susan Bennett
- Length: 4 hrs and 18 mins
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Before Nicholas can enjoy more than a few weeks in his new role as emperor of the universe, his world begins to fall apart. His mortal enemies, the Craborzi, have cloned him, and are using these carbon copies to produce an intergalactic reality show called The Abominable Emperor....
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The Clone Catastrophe
- Emperor of the Universe
- Narrated by: Susan Bennett
- Series: Emperor of the Universe Series, Book 2
- Length: 4 hrs and 18 mins
- Release date: 04-20-21
- Language: English
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The Emperor's Last Stand
- Emperor of the Universe, Book 3
- By: David Lubar
- Narrated by: Susan Bennett
- Length: 3 hrs and 31 mins
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Nicholas, Jeef, and Henrietta the gerbil face their most existential crisis yet when the universe is attacked by beings from a parallel universe intent on conquering every other parallel universe. If Nicholas fails in his mission to defend the universe, it'll mean the end of life itself....
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The Emperor's Last Stand
- Emperor of the Universe, Book 3
- Narrated by: Susan Bennett
- Series: Emperor of the Universe Series, Book 3
- Length: 3 hrs and 31 mins
- Release date: 09-05-23
- Language: English
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