
A Witch Steps into My Office
A Noir Urban Fantasy Novel
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Alex Southerland is back, along with Smokey and Badass. Our hardboiled private dick and elementalist is searching the mean streets of the city for the secret behind a deadly curse. It all starts during a rare Yerba City heat wave when a witch with strange snake tats winding up her gams walks into his office to report that she has committed a murder. Thing is, the murdered man isn't dead, and, well, it's complicated.
Crawford the were-rat is back, chewing his way through the walls of a secret elite gentleman's club to help Southerland expose a sex-trafficking ring. Meanwhile, Southerland has to deal with a were-crow, a shadowy dog spirit with no eyes, a couple of rock-addled were-snakes, a witch who knits tea cozies, and another witch who wants to feed Southerland's heart to a hummingbird. And that's before he's cursed and cast off to spend eternity in the Azteca realm of the dead! And he'll still have to survive the aftermath of a deadly battle between two very old and very powerful naked ladies if he wants to bring some Huaxian takeout to the Lubanks. Like I said - it's complicated!
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Private Eye Battling Brujas. Absolutely Awesome
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Boom Goes The Heart
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good sequel. great characters. captivating
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Great Sequel
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Decent crime noir paranormal action, that’s what I’m here for. Reading [listening] to the books out of order, I’d have to say that it’s a good start but unpolished. The female characters were annoying, very annoying, primarily in the voice acting but their character development was weak. Main character was enjoyable and fun to follow, solid noir, keep devolving.
Voice acting was good, 2-3 times the actor hit the mike or had background noise. Female characters, again, could use some work to sound less “bitchy”.
Pretty good start.
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Its title is catchy and the world-building, as well as the dialog, is rich and vivid. Each character is well developed and adds to the flow of the story well. Lumsden is a masterful storyteller with a rich imagination. He takes the Noir genre to a new level!
The narrator, Duffy Weber, excels in his performance. He slips each character on making the story even more engaging. His voice has the noir quality that enriches the story perfectly. His cadence is smooth and flows.
I thoroughly enjoyed this book 2 in this series and hope for another one sooner than later!
There were no issues with the quality or production of this audiobook. It was clear and crisp.
Disclaimer: This Audiobook was provided free of charge by the author, narrator, and/or publisher in exchange for a non-bias, honest review.
When a Witch Needs a P.I.
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Better than the first.
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I definatly recommend.
This book was a very fun read!
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Another fun Noir
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It was a fun listen
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