“Harald's Gold is Jack Dancer at his most unhinged and entertaining.” Michele Klawitter’s Review For Amazon.

What’s it all about?

Our tale kicks off with Billie Skye, a no-nonsense doc, watching a Nigerian kid take a bullet and shrug it off like it's a mosquito bite. Yeah, you heard right—bulletproof skin. And that’s just the opening act in this carnival of chaos.

Fast forward a few years, and Billie’s got a Hausa warrior hot on her heels, sent by Nigeria's whackjob Prez for life, Big Johnson Mambo-Sambo. He’s got Billie mixed up with her mercenary-for-hire twin brother Willie, who’s now rocking a skirt and answering to Fiona. Problem is, no one clued in Tucker Blue, Billie’s DNA-matched flame, who Fiona’s been slipping in on to give her new girly parts a whirl while Billie’s out on nighttime walks with insomnia.

But wait, there's more!

Fiona’s not just playing the role of Billie’s doppelganger. She’s also on a mission to rescue a hundred Nigerian schoolgirls from the twisted clutches of the C.O.T.S. Institute, where they’re being prepped for black-market organ harvesting on Resurrection Island. It’s a high-stakes game of cat and mouse, with lives hanging in the balance.

Meanwhile, Billie and Tucker, along with seven other DNA-matched couples, are on a mad dash across Scotland hunting a legendary Viking nugget so massive it took sixteen beefy dudes to haul it. Legend has it that Viking King Harald Hardrada left it behind after botching his 1066 invasion of England. The gold’s supposed to end up with Oberon, the fairy king, in exchange for the final wave of a Fairy Flag, which will summon a fairy army to kick the English out and free Scotland.

Sounds crazy?

Welcome to Scotland, a land of contradictions where scientific marvels like the telephone, logarithms, and the Higgs-Boson particle theory bump uglies with Pictish stone circles, fairy pools, and Kelpies.

What Readers Have To Say:

“The second part of this series is even more thrilling than the initial one, and that's an understatement.” Reader Review.

"Harald's Gold is a broad, sweeping epic with so many twisted and fascinating characters and subplots that readers will be left gasping for air at times but will not put this book down as it is completely addictive." Readers' Favorite.

“I love how the author mixes genres and creates a unique and fascinating world.” Reader Review.

“While the story does have mature topics and chaotic scenarios, it’s also a surprisingly insightful exploration of love, identity, and midlife reinvention.” Reader Review.

“…the characters are complex and well developed, and the dialogue is funny and sometimes even disturbing.” Reader Review.

“...a masterfully plotted, impeccably crafted thrill ride through real history featuring larger-than-life fictional characters, spine-tingling cat-and-mouse intrigue worthy of inclusion among the best efforts of the genre’s eminent talents.” Readers’ Favorite.

“... action sequences that hit like a speeding freight train, this is a story for readers who thrive on chaotic energy and unexpected twists.” Amazon Review.

"...encountered the most beautifully drawn and horrific scenes of debauchery and carnage imaginable." Reader Review.

“I haven’t enjoyed a book as much as I did this one for a long, long time, and I highly recommend it.” Readers’ Favorite.

"Definitely not for the faint-hearted, but utterly unforgettable.”

“…a thrilling journey full of surprising plot developments that will keep you on the brink of tension from the opening page.” Reader Review.