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Polite Musings from a Timid Observer
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Bill Maher first came to national attention as the host of the hit program Politically Incorrect, in which he offered a combustible mixture of irreverence and acerbic humor that garnered him a loyal following. In his popular and long-running HBO television show, Real Time with Bill Maher, his reputation for being a hilarious provocateur continues.
One particular segment of the show—"New Rules"—strikes a chord with viewers every week. Within these rules, Maher takes comic and serious aim, bringing all his incisiveness, wit, and signature exasperation to bear on topics ranging from cell phones ("I don't need my cell phone to take pictures or access the Internet. I just need to make a phone call!") to the conservative agenda ("Stop claiming it's an agenda. It's not an agenda! It's a random collection of laws that your corporate donors paid you to pass!").
In this collection, Maher brings these brilliantly conceived riffs to audio, along with some singularly Maher-ian "editorials"—editorials nothing like the standard fare found on the pages of the local newspaper!
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Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
Yes as most of my friends share my political views. I would recommend to those on the opposite side of the political spectrum but they chose not to listen to factsWhat other book might you compare New Rules to and why?
Something by Al Franken such asWhich character – as performed by Bill Maher – was your favorite?
As this is not a story book there are no characters to chose from but his points about George W. Bush stand out.Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Yes - but as I was listening on an airplane from Bangkok to Istanbul, I had no choice.Any additional comments?
noneAn admitted Bill Maher fan
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Love me some Bill Maher but this is better read
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He's got a great delivery and cadence. His rant bounces around from entertainment, politics, social gaffes and hypocrisy of all kinds.
This may be a more telling mirror of our current state of affairs than anyone wants to admit.
laugh-out-loud funny
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New Rule: All Comedy Must Be This Funny!
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Bill, New Rule...
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