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Ryan Hill
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Working for the man upstairs stinks, but working with Samantha, an angel in training? Offensive!
Only one thing is so powerful, so dangerous that Heaven and Hell must work together to find it: The Shard of Gabriel.
With a mysterious black cloud of death hot on the shard's trail, a desperate Heaven enlists the help of Bartholomew, a demon who knows more about the shard than almost anyone. Six years ago, he had it in his hands. If only he'd used it before his coup to overthrow the Devil failed. Now, he's been sprung from his eternal punishment to help samantha recover the shard before the black cloud of death finds it.
If Bart wants to succeed, he'll have to fight the temptation to betray Samantha and the allure of the shard. After an existence full of evil, the only way Bart can get right with Hell is to be good.
Winner, 2015 Next Generation Indie Awards - Humor/Comedy
Finalist, 2014 USA Best Book Awards - Humor
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This book…there are so many awesome things to say that I’m not sure where to begin.
Bartholomew (don’t call him Bart!) was definitely a character. He had such a big personality, it could hardly be contained. He was snarky, a jerk at points, but he was loyal and confident. More than once I laughed out loud at the things he did or said or thought. He is definitely one of my favorite fictional characters I’ve come across in any book this year.
His counterpart, Samantha, was just as interesting. As an angel in training, the banter between her and Bartholomew was just priceless.
I would love to see more of these two. Even though this audiobook is over ten hours long, I finished the book wanting more. This is one of the best paranormal books I’ve read in a while and the author is definitely a new favorite.
The narrator made Bartholomew’s snarky attitude pop even more, and I loved it.
This book was given to me for free at my request and I provided this voluntary review.
Instant Classic!
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I enjoyed the narration and the voices, but there were repeated sentences and that's very frustrating for a listener.
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The Book of Bart
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Very Entertaining Demonic Comedy
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Good Story
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The Book of Bart
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what's the audience though? it's really sexualized, there's nothing wrong with that, but mature themes on a high school? majority of everyone being 16 years old? it's odd reading/listening to such sexualized content among 16 year old children, but maybe this is a norm but it makes me cringe
story was pretty well written some slow points a few things didn't make sense, but this book did not offer anything new nor take any risk.
3/5 still better than a lot of things by the way NEVER touch bart's suits if you know what's good for you ;)
Okay, where do I start
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I am really more at 3.5 stars for this book. The premise of this book is not new - a demon works with an angel and their love/hate relationship. There is some wit to this book - some of it, to me, was bit off-putting [jokes about rape?]. Additionally, this takes place in a high school - although neither the angel nor the demon behave as teenagers - much more adult. Overall, this was a bit of fun twist with some very predictable moments.
The narrator, Ryan Pater, did a good job. However, there are repeated phrases and sentences littered throughout the book which were not caught during QC.
Fun Twist with Some Predicatable Moments
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Sinfully delectable
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It's on the tip of my tongue. I can't remember the name of the story, but it involves a rogue demon teaming up with an angel against his will in an attempt to recover a divine artifact that could cause chaos in both heaven and hell if it were to fall into the wrong hands. Along the way they attempt to blend in with mortals, clash with other celestial beings and unwittingly draw a handful of mortals into their quest. Also there's a ton of witty banter between the two leads who begin the story hating eachother but over time grow to at least tolerate if not respect one another.
If you were thinking Dogma, Good Omens, Small Gods or Gods Behaving Badly while reading that previous paragraph you should add The Book of Bart to that list. It's a worthy addition too as the writing is generally pretty snappy and it doesn't wear out its welcome. One odd thing to note is the style of prose used here makes the book seem like it was originally written as a screenplay as the descriptives used outside of Bart's seething internal monologue read as if they were meant to be intepreted as stage directions. This is a bit odd, but doesn't really take away from the experience, especially due to Ryan Pater's narration absolutely nailing 'angry resentful demon' and so much of the humor arising from the banter between the main cast.
The one thing that did irritate me were the presence of 'jokes' where the entirety of the joke is bringing up the concepts of rape or other similar shock topics. These are coming from a teenager in-narrative and while teenagers do talk like that (and I'd make a case it would even be appropriate if you were attempting to make the character offputting or crass) in this case it just seems like an attempt to be edgy, which comes off as grating. Thankfully this only happens a couple times but it's still a bit jarring.
An amusing stroll through familiar territory
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An angel and a demon
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