In this week’s episode of Whiskey Bros Around the Table, things go off the rails in the best way possible. We start by questioning whether gravity is even real, and somehow end up inventing a brand-new product that may or may not change the world (or at least your Friday night).

A huge shoutout to Phillip in Colorado for the epic voicemails—your hat’s coming, brother.

We peel back the absurdity of American roofing materials and ask the hard questions: Is tar paper just a scam? Why aren’t we building like we mean it? From there, things get deeply strange with the age-old biological bombshell: Are we all actually female? You’ll have to hear it to believe it.

Dr. Savage returns to the mic with wisdom, fire, and just the right amount of absurdity as we tackle three listener questions—including the real cost of eating healthy, kids on social media, and a relationship situation that’s... let's just say “tense.”

We also float into conspiratorial territory with the classic: What’s a conspiracy theory you don’t believe but kinda wish was true? And finally, we reflect on time, growth, and absurdity by asking: What would young you think of current you sitting around mics talking about this nonsense?

Grab a drink. Take a seat. Welcome to the swirling philosophical chaos that is another night with the Bros.