In this banger of an episode, we dive deep into the upcoming Enhanced Games — aka the Super Saiyan version of the Olympics where athletes are juiced to the gills, legally. We unpack what happens when sports go full Fast & Furious with science: from steroid-fueled sprinters to combat sports that might just delete a man on live TV. Is this the future of sports or just Space Jam with needles? We also throw shade at traditional leagues (sorry, baseball).

We ask the big questions: Do we really care about athlete safety? Should athletes be allowed to turn into chemically-enhanced dolphins? We pitch a world where sports evolve into The Hunger Games: ESPN Edition, and we ask the real questions: Should we just let F1 drivers juice up and crash gloriously? Is Barry Bonds a walking steroid ad? Should chefs be tested for doping? Can we get a little cocorino romano with our hot dogs at the Enhanced Games?

And yes, we absolutely debate the eternal question: 100 men on PEDs vs. one gorilla on PEDs—who wins? We also unpack the tragic tale of a too-hyped fan trying a handstand at a baseball game. Spoiler: gravity won.

From throwing shade at slap leagues to pitching ideas for Fencing on Shrooms and a Drug Mario Party, we explore the ethically questionable but undeniably entertaining future of sports. Oh, and we try to figure out if The Rock has been juicing (spoiler: c’mon now).