Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep. Jon and Alan Jackson are dead serious this week—literally. The duo uses AI to write each other’s eulogies, with styles ranging from Orson Welles to Andy Griffith. Along the way, they explore AI's strange role in grief, death, and... prank-filled funerals? Plus, Jon pitches the most entertaining send-off in history—complete with decoys, smoke, and a posthumous game show. It's heartfelt, hilarious, and just slightly haunted.

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Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep. In this episode, Jon Reep and Alan Jackson return after a heartfelt week off, remembering their friend Sean “The Southeastern Man of Mystery” Sasser. From delivering emotional eulogies to debating the ethics of AI-generated impact statements in courtrooms, this episode dives deep. Can AI really speak for the dead—or is that just digital ventriloquism? Plus, Jon shares the best Dr. Pepper joke ever written by ChatGPT. Laughter, tears, and some serious Star Wars ghost talk ensue.

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Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep. In this episode, Jon Reep and Alan Jackson unlock the secrets of budget travel—complete with haunted airport subways, free hotel stays, and Uber drivers turned comedy apprentices. They debate the ethics of sleeping in a fan’s guest room, invent new airline policies, and explore if dirt and water could replace Amazon thanks to nanofabricators. Oh, and somewhere in there, they might’ve tried to clone Earth, Wind & Fire using AI glasses. Science meets nonsense in the best way.

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Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep. Jon Reep and Alan Jackson are back with plans to turn Jon’s life into an Oscar-winning drama—AI-generated. They debate fake plants vs. real ones, battle bees, and brainstorm how to sneak a comedy past the Academy by dressing it up as a tearjerker. From duct-taped backpacks to underwater dads and political subplots in Hickory, this episode is half Hollywood pitch, half yardwork confession, and 100% absolute ignorance.

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Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep. Jon Reep and Alan Jackson dive into the weird and wonderful world of AI therapy, digital dad simulations, and smart contact lenses. Jon considers uploading his father's personality into ChatGPT, Alan gets emotionally read by his AI pal “Mac,” and both guys agree that unsolicited compliments from a chatbot are better than most family reunions. Toss in bifocal contact lens magic and a deep fear of Killeen, Texas, and you’ve got a wild ride through technology, comedy, and emotional whiplash.

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Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep. Jon Reep and Alan Jackson invent a new way to condiment your hot dog—with a dunking device they lovingly call the “Flavor Shaft” (complete with glory hole entry, obviously). They brainstorm surprise weddings at a 90s prom, dig into the science of sausage casings, and discuss the dangers of Facebook Marketplace and mulch piles. Plus: a Weezer bassist’s wife gets shot, and Jon unveils the erotic art of hot dog dipping. Glorious ignorance all around.

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Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep. Jon Reep and Alan Jackson spiral into a beautiful mess of mulch piles, ghosted treadmill deals, and the mystery of Facebook Marketplace scammers. Jon proposes Clay Aiken change his name to “Clayton Aiken” and run for mayor of Clayton—while they both eat bacon. Alan’s AI therapist, MAC, gets emotional, and Jon tries to use AI to generate campaign posters and breakfast-based art. It’s the most bacon-filled, Clay-Aiken-laced, AI-generated chaos yet.

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Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep. It's Jon Reep's birthday, but hold the cake—he’s too busy proposing we cancel birthdays altogether. Jon and cohost Alan Jackson reinvent Mother’s Day, tackle the trauma of assembling patio furniture, and dive deep into Facebook Marketplace ghostings. Plus, daylight savings gets the Missy Elliott flip-it-reverse-it treatment and someone dropkicks a DoorDash order. Absolute ignorance? Absolutely.

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