WE'RE BAAAACK to clock this fugly timeline. Zohran Mamdani's upset win in the NYC Democratic Mayor Primary has everyone's undies in a twist, especially Blue MAGA. After flopping to get in Andrew Cuomo's dusty house, they're hoping that Eric Adams will save them with his nothing for views get ready with me's on Reelz. Piers Morgan hosted a Google Meet zircle jerg with a DNC dusty, skeletor Rudy Giuliani, Geraldo Rivera (?), and Cenk Uygur desperate for view. Palantir Founder Peter Thiel prolapsed on Ross Douthat's dusty New York Times podcast, going full technofasc and calling Greta Thunberg the antichrist. All of this plus some sus selfies from Manny MUA and Drake.

Hello Dubaiiii. Welcome to the Shahs of Sunset edition of CTN, where we clock how everyone and their mother is going Habibi for a view and a coin henny. Dump went on a tour to the Middle East, snagging coins, views, and planes. Elonka, feeling left out and debunked by shareholders, is making deals with Saudi Arabia, uploading his Starlink mess into their server. Their Minister of Communications and IT, Adullah Alswaha, will do ANYTHING for a PayPal dusty view or coin. David Saggs and Marc Andreessen go busted for views on podcasts and group chats. Piers Morgan is inviting every single fugly on the internet to appear on his show, we clock Lily Gaddis, Ye + Sneako, and more of the busted guests he milks for clicks. And Ethan Klein is going feral over Hasan Piker, who called his wife BUSTED for international criminal views.

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Miss Bonnie Blue recently set a record for being the most ranthru person on planet earth, clocking over 1k guys in 12 hours. She can't help but be anything8views on social media and even on local news shows. South African PayPal Dusties and other billionaire friends are lining up to Bonnie Blue all of us. Peter Thiel finally gets the clocking he deserves on this show, along with his other South African besties. Dump's tariff debacle has caused him to lose support from his stans Bill Ackman, Ben Shapiro and Dave Portnoy. Dave can't help but keep crying about his crashing portfolio on X, making him regret riding the Dump train. And of course, there's Elonka Musk who is now exiting the Dump admin, leaving his legacy of the two most ranthru months in recent government history. He clashes with Peter Navarro on tariff policy and also streamed Path of Exile 2 on X, where he got cyberbullied to oblivion. Listen in for a clockable update on the state of zoyziety.