CHICKENJOCK— cough* Apologies Potatoes, I don’t know what has come over me… Other than another Couch Kids podcast episode! This week the boys finish up Part 2 of their 2 Year Couchiversary Bonanza, but first they definitely don’t waste any time with an improvised visit to the Pokémon Center and talk of the Minecraft Movie! A small detour leads to a sweet reward when we finish up our question round up! We appreciate all the Potatoes who submitted thought provoking Q’s! Thank you so much for 2 years of goofs, gaffes, games, and more! CHICKENJOC—

Hey are you here for the informational on cryptid cryptidology? Well you came to the right place, but before the Couch Kids turn that page they gotta dish out the latest on Andrew’s arrest allegations, Sammie’s top tier Pixar list, talk some real gamer talk, and then get into the myths of mystic and cryptic tales as they search for the scariest urban legends have to offer! You’re gonna want to park it right here for the next hour, just don’t get snatched by the California Cushion Crawler!

Whoa, whoa! It’s a 2 Year Celebration of Couch Kids and you are NOT gonna want to miss your cue! This week the boys answer a plethora of questions from YOU, the fans! But before that we talk gettin’ dummy with wisdom teeth, try out our improv skills once more, get sentimental about our awesome fanbase, rush to the aid of Stick Nation, and much more! So practice your “yes and” skills and hit that play button!

Thank you for two amazing years of goofs, gaffes, games, and more! 🙌

Whoa is that a Live Action Remake headed this way?! No, no, no - it’s just your favorite weekly podcast bursting at the seams of your critch as if it’s a glitch, but really it’s just Stitch! This week the boys talk a famous blue alien, camera’s in their local restaurant restroom, the storied history of Couch-O and Grok, as well as a lot of musical reminiscing! So keep it in your pants if you can, this week might get as crazy as the Disney adults in a Burbank Theater!

Wait… what are we here to do? Was is talk about memorials, memories, mammaries?! No no, I think we talked about the Alpha Society with King Charles, the nuances of salt versus sand and their pinches or grains, mayhaps even addressed the latest in leaks, and Greek Pokémon??? Agh, so much to remember… OH WAIT! That’s right, it’s Monday, which means it’s time for a podcast with your fave Couch Kids! Geez we sure hope you didn’t forget - got it memorized?

Order! Order in the court! During this week’s episode of The Couch Kids, the accused will have to face off against plaintiff Andrew as he attests to crimes against his physical and emotional wellbeing — we need our Couch Potatoes to act as Judge and Jury in this riveting case while the boys walk you through their boundaries, bring the HR Toilet to the stand, discuss medical ill-advice, and recount The Great Couch Kids NASCAR Tragedy of 78! You’ll have plenty of evidence to consider - Andrew’s fate is in your hands!

Zebras, Rhinos, Gorillas - oh my! The killer zoo animals are on the loose the The Couch Kids need YOUR help! (Because Colton’s strategy isn’t gonna cut it…) This week we talk messy burgers, zoology that you WON’T learn at school, and most importantly we convene to raise the fighting spirit of 100 men versus 1 gorilla! So don’t be scared soldiers, for now, your place is here… because it’s time for your favorite podcast!

I’m sure you get your news from your local paper mill like all of us, but if not - have no fear, the Couch Kids are here! This week let’s start at the front page with ear-otic topics, then move it along to Ren Faire fantasies, finally arriving at our self-help section on social troubles as well as some fun reaction images! So keep it parked and keep it paperless because this podcast has got you covered!