Strap in for a wild ride as Bobby takes you on his recent adventure to New Jersey, where what started as a surprise appearance at his friend Venetia's 30th birthday spiraled into a week-long celebration that defied all expectations. From the moment he revealed himself on the balcony (causing tears of joy) to the hibachi dinner complete with sake squirted from water guns, every moment pushed the boundaries of adult fun.

The Atlantic Ocean beckoned at midnight, frigid and foreboding, yet impossible to resist. Bobby recounts his reluctant plunge alongside his fearless friend Dom, capturing that perfect blend of regret and exhilaration that comes with doing something simultaneously stupid and memorable. Then there was Atlantic City's water park, where grown adults rediscovered childlike joy on slides that delivered unexpected thrills, punctuated by Bobby's humbling attempt at simulated surfing that ended with spectacular failure.

In perhaps the most surprising turn, Bobby found himself transformed into Britney Spears for a 2000s-themed party, where his costume became so convincing that partygoers bypassed his comedian credentials entirely: "We don't give a flying fuck about that. You're Britney Spears." Against this backdrop of unbridled fun, Bobby contemplates his return to reality—an emptying apartment, potential homelessness, and big decisions about his living situation. Yet through it all runs a thread of wisdom about embracing change and pushing through discomfort rather than avoiding it.

Ready for more Bobby adventures? Catch him in Cleveland at Don't Tell Comedy (May 30-31) and headlining the Velveeta Room in Austin (June 6-7). Come witness this comedian who might technically be homeless while performing—unless you want him going back to firefighting. Because as he warns, you won't be laughing when he's the one coming to save you from a burning building.

Ever been so enraged in traffic you contemplated getting out of your car to flip someone off? Bobby explores this universal frustration with hilarious candor, sharing his recent experience acting as a road rage surrogate for his friend. It's not just about anger—it's about human connection in our modern world where we've traded physical confrontations for symbolic gestures.

Bobby takes us along on his recent comedy tour journey from Salt Lake City (where legendary comic Rory Scoville was performing next door) to downtown Los Angeles (where he accidentally wandered near Skid Row). The constant thread through these adventures? His unmedicated ADHD brain noticing everything from bad paint jobs in bathrooms to the psychological warfare of airplane deplaning etiquette.

The most touching moments come when Bobby reflects on the friends who supported his early comedy career—those who showed up to open mics and struggled to find positive feedback beyond "everything you did up there was English." This raw honesty about the comedy journey resonates whether you're pursuing your own creative passion or just trying to figure out how to navigate social interactions without losing your mind.

With his signature unfiltered style, Bobby reminds us we're all just trying to figure life out, whether we're giving middle fingers on highways or watching our friends chase their dreams while wondering if they'll ever "make it." Sometimes the most human response is simply acknowledging our shared frustrations and finding humor in the chaos.

Come see Bobby headline in Cleveland (May 30-31) or Austin at the Velveeta Room, and check out his Patreon for exclusive updates about upcoming shows in your city.

Ever found yourself digging metaphorical (or literal) holes you can't escape from? This episode dives deep into the beautifully chaotic reality of living with ADHD, territorial beach behavior, and those moments when we become the unexpected villains in our own stories.

Fresh from Naples, Florida (affectionately dubbed "Nipples, Florida"), I share my passionate dedication to beach hole digging that sparked an unexpected feud with a family over borrowed shovels. There's something primal about defending your sandy territory from strangers who don't respect the craft of hole construction! My frustration with these "shovel thieves" reveals a larger theme – those moments when we feel justified in our reactions, only to question them later.

The sunscreen saga with fellow comic Tatum highlights our stubborn resistance to learning from experience. Despite clear evidence that "I don't burn" was categorically false after day one, she questioned needing protection again on day two! It's the perfect metaphor for how we sometimes refuse to accept reality despite painful consequences.

My Easter adventures back home take an awkward turn when I confront children I believe are stealing eggs we'd hidden for Tatum's daughter, only to discover they were part of a neighborhood scavenger hunt. These moments of misplaced righteous indignation – followed by the awkward realization of my mistake – capture the essence of being imperfectly human.

From making "booger bets" at airports to navigating lost luggage situations, this episode celebrates finding humor in life's frustrations. I'm learning to embrace my "diva bitch era" while acknowledging when my reactions might need tempering with understanding. After all, aren't we all just digging holes and trying to protect what matters to us?

Come see me on tour this spring! Dates in Salt Lake City, California, Cleveland, and Austin are all on sale now. Your support means everything – because yelling at beach families and misunderstanding Easter egg hunts doesn't actually pay the bills.