Episode 307: Louis Vuitton, Ladies in Space, and the Great Straw Debate (And Other Festival Season Observations)

Welcome to another wild round of Happy Hour With Jay — where we mix overpriced cologne, desert chaos, gym nonsense, and life wisdom into one delicious cocktail. 🍸

Here’s what’s on tap this week:

💸 Meme of the Week: My cologne is $330 before tax — not everyone deserves to smell this greatness. (Yes, I bought it. Yes, it’s Louis Vuitton. Yes, I regret nothing.)

🎡 Festival Madness: Coachella, Stagecoach, and Electric Daisy are in full swing — which means traffic jams, naked people in body paint at Ralph’s, and a beaver suit story you didn’t ask for but are absolutely getting.

🚫 Things I Won’t Do: Still refusing to drink out of a straw. Yes, Jared sent a pic of his giant Stanley WITH a straw. Yes, I was personally attacked.

🏃‍♀️ Gym Watch: A full-on stretching routine on a treadmill — no walking, just air-humping the side rails and walking away like nothing happened.

🌌 Trending: Ladies in space. WOW ~ the internet is buzzing over this one. 🥊 Inspo of the Week: Elisha’s 99-year-old grandma started BOXING to improve her balance. No excuses, people.

🍅 Vegas Tip of the Week: If you like drinks with a kick, hit up LPM for the Tomatini — it’s like a tomato got invited to a cocktail party and dressed up for it.

🧠 Buzzed Buddy Update: We’re working on getting BB into The Cosmopolitan. Yes, we dream big.

💡 My Message to You: Fear is a mile wide and an inch deep.

Plug in, laugh hard, and maybe reevaluate your stance on straws. 🎧