Episode 311: Vaping at the Gym, Crazy Karens & Dumpster Fire Detox

This week, Jay’s calling out chaos, celebrating legends, and laying down some truth bombs you didn’t know you needed. If you’ve ever wanted to fight someone over a shopping cart or scream into the void about people being late—this one’s for you.

🧨 Dumbass of the Week:

• A full-grown adult “Karen” loses it on an 18-year-old front desk staffer—all because they asked for a photo to complete her membership. The tantrum ended with her calling the teen a bitch. Stay classy, Karen.

🙌 Shoutouts of the Week:

• Bob turns 80 and is still crushing life and workouts—Jay’s been training him for 15 years. LEGEND.

• Arlene, thanks for the drinks! You’re what happy hour is all about. 💃

🔁 Jared Update:

• Restraining order? Denied.

• The real question of the week: Chipotle or Panda Express? (Hint: either way, you’ll need a bathroom strategy.)

🚨 Call Out of the Week:

• School zone speeders and maniac drivers—we see you, and we’re putting you in The Box. Drive like someone’s kid lives here. Because they do.

💪 Stuff I See at the Gym:

• Someone vaping inside the gym. Another person hotboxing their car at the red light. Make it make sense.

🛑 A Word From Our Sponsor:

• Buzzed Buddy: Helping you drink smarter, not harder. Protect your liver, brain, and tomorrow’s plans.

🧍‍♂️ Humans In The Wild:

• Utah’s soda addiction is REAL. Like drive-thru soda shops… everywhere.

• A tire literally breaks off a car in the grocery store parking lot.

• Couple on date night at dinner… watching YouTube on their phone the entire time. Romance is not dead—it’s just buffering.

📱 Social Media Shenanigans:

• Local Internet Drama: Two guys from Jay’s area going full keyboard warrior on Facebook.

• Cart Narc is back with another viral “PUT YOUR CART BACK” confrontation. People are WILD.

🧯 Closing Thought of the Week:

“I know I say this all the time… but in a world of pure dumpster fire dumbassery, be the fire extinguisher.”