"9.5HP Toilets, Fireballs in Vegas, and the Curse of Old Cars | Everyone Racers Podcast"Strap in for another hilarious, grease-stained episode of Everyone Racers! This week, the crew returns from their 4th of July escapades with stories hotter than a Vegas fireball.🧰 Very special guest Rallymaster Jeff Stobbs introduces his team’s newest race weapon: a barely-alive Austin Marina, prepped for battle with a team of demo derby rookies and combine drivers. What could go wrong?🔥 Mental recounts a wild night at Las Vegas Motor Speedway: skid plate races, boat-smashing chaos, and actual balls of gasoline lighting up the sky.💥 Chris suffers a catastrophic oil change fail, turning his Mercedes into a thousand-dollar paperweight after one bad jack lift. He also gives us a rundown of his stud-matching saga on the Mazda and teases... a Camaro?🚤 Tim juggles pontoon fireworks parties, exploding trailer tires, and garage upgrades, all while hosting a full-scale family invasion straight out of National Lampoon.🚽 And of course, they dive into the absurdity of a “Command Pro 5” engine that somehow makes them wish for a 9.5-horsepower toilet.Plus: rally updates, exploding fireworks warehouses, and why every old car is just a rolling anxiety attack with headlights. We also talk about the upcoming Rust Belt Rally. https://24hoursoflemons.com/rally-details/?id=408 Don’t forget the Pacific Northwest Rallyhttps://24hoursoflemons.com/rally-details/?id=416 And the Texas Rallyhttps://24hoursoflemons.com/rally-details/?id=426 The sub-$20k Slate Truck is Screwed (Beverely Braga @ Autopian) https://www.theautopian.com/the-slate-ev-pickup-trucks-chance-at-success-just-took-a-huge-hit/ Nico Hulkenberg wins podium after 239 races in F1 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LVKsdvxc5JA Dodge Charger EV recalled for being too quiet. (Justin Banner @ Motortrend.com) https://www.motortrend.com/news/2024-2025-dodge-charger-daytona-ev-recall-pedestrian-noise Free Bingo Card Generatorhttps://myfreebingocards.com/bingo-card-generatorPlay Cardle!Playcardle.comChris Blizzard Lighting Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1W0Wk6fGSO2G7y3fDUMeBcsJ58XCZF6w0E77wXuqNrV8/mobilebasic?fbclid=IwY2xjawKaAtVleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFjTmRidmN2bWFreVpWTVJMAR4qfvXupatPN52a6j2I2NhnvvfyNGFdmVcIZs37A3fWaYkKm-is8vJxOedoWw_aem_U2NDwxufdWEd0Pn-9DU3HwJoining the E1R F1 Fantasy League! It's Free and Chrissy is losing!!!https://fantasygp.com, Build your own team, then join league 74259541Mental’s Porsche 912 - https://youtu.be/_AEg7U4mWgI?feature=shared Our Website -⁠ https://everyoneracers.com/⁠ Download or stream here -⁠ https://open.spotify.com/show/5NsFZDTcaFlu4IhjbG6fV9 ⁠https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPrTs8wdzydOqbpWZ_y-xEA ⁠ - Our YouTube DIY wrenching gone wrongReal-life car carnage storiesAbsurd but relatable car guy humorLemons race prep chaosMiddle-aged men beefing with laundry baskets🛠️ Like, subscribe, and hit that bell so you don’t miss next week’s garage confessionals. It’s just going to get messier from here.#EveryoneRacers #CarPodcast #LemonsRacing #TrackLife #RaceCarBuild #GarageLife #OldCarProblems #ProjectCar #VegasNightOfFire #SkidPlateRacing #BoatSmash #FireworksFail #9HPToilet #JackFail #MercedesDamage #MazdaDrama #CamaroComeback #RallyLife #RaceWeekend #DemoDerbyDriver #CarComedy #FourthOfJuly #FireballShow #RedneckEngineering #BackyardMechanic

In this “Don’t Drive on Hwy - 394” episode, Dean drops $23 bucks (who’s Dean? Don’t worry about it.) Doubting Chris(t) gets a truly miraculous pump from Tractor supply, and also gets rejected from practice, Chrissy forges her wristband with a FitBit while hating cornerworker lunchtime while Tim sets the whole team up with tiny beers, “Grey Claws,” and eats ice cream in the rain.

What? Who? Yeah, I guess Mental did something, I don’t know. What are we? The Mental police?

Really, we talk all about Tim, Chris and Chrissy and them sweating their privates off last weekend at the Lucky Dog Race at Virginia International Raceway

Gorgeous racer prepped 1988 CRX SI on Racing Junk for just $8,500

https://www.racingjunk.com/improved-touring/184730529/1988-honda-crx-si-.html?category_id=4&np_offset=12

Another Car Carrying Ship Catches Fire and Sinks (Mark Thessin @ AP)

https://apnews.com/article/car-carrier-sinks-aleutian-islands-5eec64f6bad760cf3ebbb4c810f78b68

Larry Chen Releases Anthology Book (Caleb Jacobs @ The Drive)

https://www.thedrive.com/news/larry-chen-has-seen-it-all-and-done-it-all-with-cars-now-hes-put-20-years-of-photos-into-this-book

Ford recalls 2025 F-250s for Potential Brake Failure (Alexander Stoklosa @ Motor Trend)

https://www.motortrend.com/news/2025-ford-f-series-super-duty-recall-25v401000-brake-failure

VIR Turn By Turn https://www.paddock-pal.com/?page_id=1223&track=365

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Chris Blizzard Lighting Guide

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...loosers. No, its for Lovers.... I'm just jelly I am not there, and I do all the social media.In this Duesenberg 393, Chris tells us to wiggle right and left while Chrissy sells a Porsche. Tim offers a confession as Mental starts counting. Which looks like gigablasting because his mouth hangs slack and he doesn’t move a lot. Really, we talk all about our upcoming Lucky Dog trip to VIR including our virtual track walk!Dump Trailer with 2 Trucks is ‘Fine’ (Caleb Jacobs @ the drive) https://www.thedrive.com/news/trooper-stops-semi-with-cars-strapped-on-top-of-dump-trailer-says-its-fine Volvo EVs may not stop (Logan Carter @ Jalopnik) https://www.jalopnik.com/1891509/volvo-recalls-14000-evs-phevs-may-experience-total-brake-failure/ Slowest Car Chase Ever (Beverly Braga @ the autopian) https://www.theautopian.com/a-man-leads-police-on-a-3-mph-chase-because-hes-driving-an-excavator/1930 Duesenberg SJ Murphy Town and Country, Chassis 2422 J393.https://blackhawkcollection.com/project/1930-duesenberg-sj-murphy-tc-chassis-2422-j393/ VIR Turn By Turn https://www.paddock-pal.com/?page_id=1223&track=365 Play Cardle!Playcardle.comChris Blizzard Lighting Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1W0Wk6fGSO2G7y3fDUMeBcsJ58XCZF6w0E77wXuqNrV8/mobilebasic?fbclid=IwY2xjawKaAtVleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFjTmRidmN2bWFreVpWTVJMAR4qfvXupatPN52a6j2I2NhnvvfyNGFdmVcIZs37A3fWaYkKm-is8vJxOedoWw_aem_U2NDwxufdWEd0Pn-9DU3HwJoining the E1R F1 Fantasy League! It's Free and Chrissy is losing!!!https://fantasygp.com, Build your own team, then join league 74259541Mental’s Porsche 912 - https://youtu.be/_AEg7U4mWgI?feature=shared Our Website -⁠ https://everyoneracers.com/⁠ Download or stream here -⁠ https://open.spotify.com/show/5NsFZDTcaFlu4IhjbG6fV9 ⁠https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPrTs8wdzydOqbpWZ_y-xEA ⁠ - Our YouTube

In this 392 Hemi Episode, Chris greases his axles, Chrissy loves Cardle (are you playing?). Tim trips his own mother and Mental gets towed up a mountain. Really, we talk all about the HPR lemons race where Mental, Chris and Chrissy attended.

McLaren will build it's hypercar race car (Jalopnik)

https://www.jalopnik.com/1885452/mclaren-announces-hypercar-racing-program/

Mazda recalls Japanese automaker to recall over 12k Miatas because the DSC light may not Light up.

https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a65011569/2025-2024-mazda-miata-faulty-traction-control-light-recall/

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Honda’s “NSX Refresh Plan” (Andrew Collins @ The Dive)

https://www.thedrive.com/news/honda-has-a-new-plan-to-support-its-aging-classics-like-the-nsx

Every Brand GM has killed

https://www.jalopnik.com/1813921/every-brand-gm-discontinued/

Chris Blizzard Lighting Guide

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In this Wildcat 391 episode,

Chrissy enjoys a glory hole, Tim enjoys a glory hole, Chris builds a glory hole, and Mental wishes he was able to enjoy the glory hole. Really, we talk all about our race weekend at Lemons NJMP 2025.

Chrysler is about to become an “experiment” (Joel Feder @ theDrive) https://www.thedrive.com/news/chrysler-is-about-to-become-an-experiment

Annual Retromobile Show moved to New York( Ronan Glon @ Hagerty) tells us the

https://www.hagerty.com/media/news/retromobile-new-york-2026-dates/

NASA Legal BMW 328 on Racing Junk

https://www.racingjunk.com/super-touring/184710240/e36-race-car.html

Chris Blizzard Lighting Guide

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Carbine Motorcars - Chris Carbine’s Brokerage in New Orleans. https://carbinemotorcars.com/

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In this Ford 390 episode,

Chrissy talks about meat sweats

Tim windmills the house with Tide

Mental takes a 4 hour nap

Chris drives around with a stiff upper lip

Really we talk glorious NJMP

NJMP potluck https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Zfdx9UwMay6gmlP2DZ2JcUmaj50VGvZr?usp=drive_link

1985 Lada AutoVaz 2102 Combi for Sale in Morgantown, PA on RacingJunk

https://www.racingjunk.com/lada/184712750/1985-lada.html?category_id=4932&np_offset=0

Thunderbolt Stuff

https://fastestlaps.com/tracks/njmp-thunderbolt-raceway

https://speedsecrets.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/NJMP-Thunderbolt.pdf

https://www.jalopnik.com/1876069/whats-the-nastiest-mess-youve-cleaned-out-of-a-car-reader-question/

Nastiest Mess You Have Cleaned out of Car? (Erin Marques @ Jalopnik)

https://www.jalopnik.com/1876069/whats-the-nastiest-mess-youve-cleaned-out-of-a-car-reader-question/

Average Marketed Price of a new vehicle is over $50k (Mattew Guy @ The Truth About Cars)

https://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/cars/news-blog/new-vehicle-prices-continue-to-track-higher-44514250

Dumb Thieves Trash 2 Hummers (Lewin Day @ The Autopian)

https://www.theautopian.com/someone-tried-to-steal-a-bunch-of-hummers-from-a-train-and-it-went-very-badly/

NJMP Test Day

https://www.motorsportreg.com/events/njmp-24-hours-of-lemons-promoter-test-day-6-25-thunderbolt-raceway-new-749186.

Tech Times are

https://registration.24hoursoflemons.com/inspection-time-slots/pdf/411.)

Chris Blizzard Lighting Guide

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Carbine Motorcars - Chris Carbine’s Brokerage in New Orleans. https://carbinemotorcars.com/

Chrissy’s F Bisquick recipe Video

https://youtu.be/83c3rjGqEeQ

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In this Peterbilt 389 episode, Chrissy puts pennies in the USB port, Tim cleans up pee in a hotel, Mental wastes fuel AND gas Chris bravely makes a trip to the grocery store.

Really, we talk all about the upcoming 25 hour race at Thunderhill including a turn by turn track walk.

Racing Junk Pro Club Membership for $.99 a month. Use code may99 at checkout

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NJMP potluck https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Zfdx9UwMay6gmlP2DZ2JcUmaj50VGvZr?usp=drive_link

Link to event

https://24hoursoflemons.com/race-2/?id=413

Slaw Dog wins Inaugural Weeniermobile 500

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2025/05/24/oscar-mayer-wienie-500/83839253007/

Indy 500 Crashes, Fires and Spins - Victoria Beaver @ Road & Track https://www.roadandtrack.com/author/286304/victoria-beaver/

Porsche backs off EV Ambitions, no Cayman Boxster Reaplacement (Nik Berg @ Hagerty) https://www.hagerty.com/media/news/fierce-storm-sees-porsche-cut-ev-ambitions-jobs-and-the-cayman-boxster/

BMW CCA Thunderhill 3 Mile Training Video -

https://youtu.be/E3cjferQ_Co?feature=shared

Chris Blizzard Lighting Guide

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Carbine Motorcars - Chris Carbine’s Brokerage in New Orleans. https://carbinemotorcars.com/

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In this 388 Ferrari (are you sure?? Yes I‘m sure, click on the link) episode, Chrissy has a sock puppet strip tease, Tim’s dog barfs in his new truck, Mental wears his sunglasses at night, and Chris beats a fuel pomp. Really, we talk all about what to do with a 24/25 hour race, both in prep and at the race itself.

The Bespoke Ferrari 388 GTBi https://www.hagerty.co.uk/articles/classic-car-reviews/moto-technique-ferrari-388-gtbi-review-fine-tuned-to-400bhp-perfection/

Volvo LIDAR Destroys Cellphone (Gannion Burgett @ Car and Driver) https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a64781017/ex90-lidar-iphone-16-pro-max-sensor/

Video on Reddit of LIDAR destroying Cellphone Camera https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1kmjdyj/filming_this_cars_lidar_system_breaks_the_phone/

Pirelli Trofeo DOT approved race slick (Jack Fitzgerald @ Car & Driver.)

https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a64792871/pirelli-trofeo-track-dot-approved-racing-slick/

6 Tools in Your Garage that need maintenance (Kyle Smith @ Hagerty)

https://www.hagerty.com/media/maintenance-and-tech/6-tools-in-your-garage-that-likely-need-maintenance

Six-Fo Impala on Racing Junk

https://www.racingjunk.com/chevrolet/184722372/1964-chevrolet-impala.html

20 part series about Phil’s Impala Hell Project, which is totally worth the read: https://murileemartin.com/ImpalaRoundup.html

Amber clip on Visor for your car

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