I swear the splatter of suspicious liquids all over my walls, floors and ceilings are just from my cat's medicine! Topics include the sweetest dirty talk, deepthroat inadequacies, disclosing your circumcision status, exorcist eye contact.

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When I'm reaching the expiry of my cum-clock, I like to play The Final Countdown as loud as possible to really drive the point home. Topics include sexual performance under scrutiny in front of family, voyeur baiting, co-worker rejection, the loneliness epidemic. Join the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies

Just try to stump us, we dare you! Topics include interracial dating techniques, a surprise ejaculation, being the side character in your boyfriends rom-com arc, unacceptable sluttiness.

DOGS DON'T GO TO HEAVEN! Topics include dating teenagers as an adult, statuesque sex, oopsie poopsie, judgmental friends. Join the Patreon: www.patreon.com/fbuddies

In this episode we go into great detail that arcane secrets you must comprehend and master in order to pee just enough to make someone think it's jizz. Topics include semen Houdini, difference between sex and making love, a racially charged kink, hooking up after the break up.

In this laser focused episode, we don't go on a single tangent and stay on topic the entire time. Topics include literal trust falls, no rhythm, the dog training method, how to use someone you're already using.

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For all you deviant dads out there, be sure to smash that like and subscribe button to keep up to date on all your gooner gags. Topics include a suspicious dad profile picture, dude looks like a lady, Android-based ick, don't be afraid to catch feelings.

Time to crank one out before the season ends, boys. WE WILL NOT FINISH IN BRONZE. Topics include a real stinker of a husband, should I stay or should I go, eye roll emojis in an argument, and doing the bare minimum.