He's finally here, performing for you. It's the horniest member of the DK Crew.

Imagine Weed PB, Secret Agent of Chaos, Kimpa Tross, Slut Pop At Work, Call Me Ishmael, Moby Balls, The Beak Eeper, Newk Gringrinch, 24 Hours of Straight Improv, God's Morning Wood, Science Fell in Love So I Tried To Prove It

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday, the regular crowd shuffles away from the snake infested lake and into the waiting clutches of a group of raging bodybuilders. Life is good.

Imagine Rootbeer Target, Greace, Every Man His Own Stylo, Turkey J'Basted, E-Shrug Bat Chest, Less Teeth More Grease, Super Speedboat In A Snake Lake, God Down Up The Hatch.

This episode features a very special guest! Make some noise for everyone's favorite brother: Our Brother.

Imagine More Cosmic Stuff, Num Num Numb You Up, Boss Baby the Novel, Plate o' Reverb, Juggstock, People-Focused Horse, Awful Bad Children Hate Reading Worst, William D. Writer, Cappy Boppy, Word of the Night.

Hey Gemini, tell me all your thoughts on God. Cuz I'd really like to know them.

Imagine False Crimes, Seth Again, Musical Sting, Seagull Black Cats, Ides of Marsh, Brendan Fraser Again, Blasted On The Couch, Battle Royal, Artificial Lutheran, The Nord's Name In Vain.

I promise I wouldn't kill Mr. Rogers in any other circumstances. Welcome back to the show, Fred.

Imagine Spare Organs, Hangovern't, Steal God's Armor, Con-sternation, EyeWitness, Songs From The Crystal Cave, Like A Toy...?, To Kill A Mockingbear, Garfield Autocannibalism.

In this life we are all just skitching a ride on the back of Signor Mambrino's Bentley.

Imagine Butthole, Tohubo who?, Messy In Heaven, Capital 'G' Daddy, Aqua Squirtz, Extra Flushmaster, Pre-Carrie King, The Ballad of Signor Mambrino.

We're trying to keep it down this episode because of a sleeping baby in the studio next door, which means we don't start yelling until five minutes in. Join Aidan and Uncle Butt on another whirlwind episode of Reading Waluigi Essays.

Imagine Moss Pants, Uncle Butt, Gnomephobia, The Waluigi-verse, Big Hulk Down, Hangin' Gennies, Bearish Weather, Baby Horror, A Owl Walkin' Away.

It's time forego childish wine-tasting terms like "astringent" and "fruit-forward." Learn some real wine-adjacent terms right here! Just think of the least appetizing thing you can.

Imagine Who Bastank, Sfacciato, Warm Barn Blanket, Pairs With Tom Cruise, Scary Spring, Vampire Boat Race, 'Til Next Time Pineapple Enzyme.