Sayid loves bondage. Rose & Bernard go interracial. Sun & Jin remember love. Michael grows some balls. Libby is a therapist. Season 2 is essentially over. Ana Lucia has a point, but she still suuuuuuuuuuucks.

yet another copycat killer dons the same fucking mask and begins killing a random ass group of teenagers to resurrect secrets for no real reason other than to make another movie.

Bernard climbs trees. Libby kills a man five days later. Eko loses his voice. Boone pleads for help. Goodwin is a kabob. the Tailies play chicken. Cindy enjoys korean. Ana Lucia cries like a baby because she suuuuuuuuuucks.

happy mother's day!

Sidney Prescott's return to Woodsboro coincides with that of the Ghostface Killer, and honestly...how did no one see that coming? she's essentially the harbinger of masked death. seriously. i'm shocked she's not banned from the city or at the very least shunned as a pariah.

Shannon is disowned. Sayid's packin' heat. Eko does all the heavy lifting. Boone isn't dead. Cindy's on a milk carton. Charlie's not the father. Rose hates convenience. Sawyer doesn't make it. Ana Lucia fucks it all up because she suuuuuuuuuucks.

Deadpool is abducted on his birthday and nore or less told by the TVA to join the MCU or die. but instead he goes wild card and recruits the worst possible version of Hugh Jackman to save his universe from bein' Ol' Yellered.

happy birthday, mom!

Sun is visited be three spirits. Jack has all the answers. Hurley feeds his dog. Jin drinks the water. Michael plays marco polo. Kate solves everything. Locke is a douche again. Libby makes an appearance. Ana Lucia suuuuuuuuuuuucks.

In a movie we didn't really notice, mutants are nearly extinct. an elderly and weary and over dramatic Logan leads a quiet yet somehow violent life, But when Laura, a screeching mutant nightmare is pursued by the pieces of shit that experimented on children comes to him for help, he must literally die to get her to safety.