KOOOOOOOOOOOKS! What's up y'all! This is just...just wacky. And if that ain't the understatement of a lifetime! Apparently, waaaaay back in mankind's history, humans were "getting it on" with yetis and sasquatches? (And not by choice...mostly.) Not only that, but it's the reason for ALL of mankind's ills today! I shit thee nay! Check it out y'all!

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SOURCES:

"Strange Creations-Aberrant Ideas of Human Origins" by Diana Kossy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwOyE_H3VLo&t=2995s

https://www.youtube.com/@BobGymlan

https://moron.com/woman-relationship-with-bigfoot/

https://www.facebook.com/TullahomaTNGovernment/posts/tullahoma-a-local-woman-is-the-talk-of-the-town-after-an-outrageous-claim-that-s/696594792479890/

https://zermatism.wordpress.com

https://www.kookscience.com/arch/Zermatic.html

https://hague6185.wordpress.com/2014/09/12/the-ivanov-experiments-part-i/

https://culture.pl/en/article/polishness-as-religion-the-mystical-delirium-of-a-nationalist-artist

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KOOOOOOOOOOOOOKS! Sup famalamazam! Daaaaamn! This episode covers the enigmatic figure known as "The Man With The Green Gloves", a shadowy "yellow peril" archetype lurking within the peripheries of so called "Nazi occultism" & the default figurehead of one of the most mysterious WWII era Japanese secret societies..."The Green Dragon Society"! Who were they? Were they even real? This isn't another one of those "Maria Orsic" type situations...is it? Not quite! This one's got a little more reality to it. (Even if this mystery man just so happens to be some kind of semi-mythical composite character of Nazi adjacent weirdos such as the unfortunate individual known to history as "Hitler's Psychic", one Erik Jan Hanussen. Or was it perhaps the pitifully eccentric living mistake that re-christened himself "The Great Chao Kung"?) GESUNDHEIT! Maybe a little from "Column A" and a little from "Column B"! LET'S GET INTO IT! X.O.X.O.

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MUSIC: "Krao" by Yokai, theme from "Curb Your Enthusiasm", "Incantation" & "Signal To Noise" by Scott Buckley, "Back To The Volcano Base" by Babasmas Caturday, ""Funeral March of A Marionette" by Gounod, "Irish Jig" by...YouTube? (I guess?), "Meowpurrrdy" by Meow The Jewels, and "Torgo's Theme" from ""MANOS": The Hands of Fate"

SOURCES:

*https://www.newdawnmagazine.com/articles/secret-history/behold-the-green-dragon-the-myth-reality-of-an-asian-secret-society

*https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/1bqm5ws/the_jewish_nazi_dalai_lama_madlad_full_story_in/

*https://info-buddhism.com/Nazis-of-Tibet-A-Twentieth-Century-Myth_Engelhardt.html

*https://maybelogic.blogspot.com/2011/01/seven-heads-of-green-dragon.html

*https://perfumedskull.com/2017/05/25/evil-dukpas-woke-tv-reboots-and-dreams-of-tibet-on-the-blavatskyisms-of-twin-peaks/

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What's up you beautiful kooks! While I'm losing my mind...YOU GET TO REAP ALL THE BENEFITS! This episode I'm trying something new, something different, and something (if I may be so bold) a little more personal. Something that I want to do that incorporates YOU! The listener! Check it out, let me know what you think! Is this "normal"? Are you "normal"? Just what the fuck exactly is..."normal"? Does such a thing as "normal" really and truly even exist? LET'S TALK ABOUT IT! NOW TELLLLLLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEE!!! What's weird in your hood? Cryptids? Cults? Conspiracies? Urban legends? Alien abductions? This and all other such "high strangeness" is welcome!

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"ROYALTY FREE?" MUSIC: "Incantation" & "Signal To Noise" by Scott Buckley, "Cut Throat" by Syndrome, & "Back To The Volcano Castle" by Babasmas Caturday

SOURCES:

Albert Rosales' "Humanoid Encounters" Series: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=albert+rosales+books&crid=2DOTU6EPKPQM8&sprefix=albert+rosales%2Caps%2C130&ref=nb_sb_ss_ts-doa-p_2_14

George Mitrovic's "Phenomenal Database" Series: https://www.amazon.com/Atlas-Strange-Mysterious-Archaeology-America/dp/B0CW6GRBWJ/ref=sr_1_6?crid=2SR4OGQ7PGBDR&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.-sNtU8aRTMN_QeXtDK_scWZxUQPmjCOiIKLEnGu_4SOtjWHcqoSsQG7EI0zrHA6ipqE9bAtLmkaKxJZgiz4ug-pFLLHaBW0VOy7aaLxugDaS10qd4CN07Lm-HWaAZwB8dYdt6bWbYlrAt3-56vyF7YZN_MkF1MYNxtwGLCvUFQMVzTZzVoGDLXjl4L8pUJJ0z9usZWlnZA8SBkm3yv7BG1X4mXAU2EOMi_WoBOJV27o.rzMjIhk9wCQU_-gtbOWVjpYCReTrGaoNRiavo1XC6S4&dib_tag=se&keywords=george+mitrovic+books&qid=1747060146&sprefix=george+mitrovic+books%2Caps%2C232&sr=8-6

(This one's more of a direct jump off point because he also has a lot of kooky titles about "The Great Climate Change Deception" and other...questionable weirdness. AS IS HIS WONT TO DO...I'm not all that into those bits myself but hey, whatever, you go boy...George.)

If you are struggling with mental health and/or substance abuse issues...HEY! ME TOO! WE'RE ALL FUCKED! THERAPY IS TOO GODDAMNED EXPENSIVE! But if it's an emergency, then please dial 988 or if you're in the midst of a much more mellow meltdown, then please, feel free to email me. We can talk about it. Stay strong. Know that you are loved. P.E.A.C.E.! (Positive Energy Activates Constant Elevation)