Please welcome today’s guest, New York City! This manic duo is out on the street and recording into an iPhone (sound effects are real). Robert jocks cars like a man, and Chaney gets a look at catwoMAN as Robert explains the plot of “Batman Returns”. Chaney talks “White Lotus” and sex while Robert talks about wild things women say in Massachusetts. They play a quick game of “who would you rather do?” and touch on old classic subjects such as: making fun of straight men with painted fingernails, Robert confirming ScarJo is still #1, a check in on Fall Out Boy, and Chaney giving Pete Wentz a new nickname.

Wow, this is a dirty one! Robert lets Salma Hayek have her way with him and Chaney admits to being a “Mother Porker”. Sopranos gives Robert high cholesterol and Chaney gives a mom their number. The pair shares music and dreams of being storm chasers. Robert has nightmares of too many shirtless men in McCarren Park. You’ll hear about gross ass men and nice asses in Carhartt jeans. Chaney wants to Pray and Robert wants the Fray (to play in his backyard). Chaney reveals what men want through sext and Robert reveals the secrets of men’s underwear. Dance, Dance your ears to the end of this episode to find out what Fall Out Boy’s sexiest song really is.

Michael is mourned as they look at photos of Jacko’s funeral in an old People magazine. Robert reveals who he’d love to act opposite. Chaney receives a letter from a young Chaney. They both reveal their favorites movies as a child and their favorite celebrities who don’t reveal enough. Robert has yet another idea to take down SNL, while Chaney just wants to take down a sugarmama. Rock out with them as they listen to the new Green Day song and talk about the new band's setlist.