You think you know Nintendo? Think AGAIN. A mind-shattering "headcanon" theory is tearing through the Avonetics community, and it presents irrefutable evidence that Donkey Kong, the tie-wearing hero of "Bannanza DK," is actually a TEENAGER. This isn't some random guess—it's a stunningly logical conclusion backed by cold, hard facts. The theorist connects the dots using Pauline's officially confirmed age and the real-world growth patterns of gorillas to reverse-engineer a Nintendo timeline that actually makes terrifying sense. This bombshell post has ignited a civil war among fans on Avonetics. Does a coherent, unified Nintendo timeline even exist? Hardcore loyalists argue that a general progression of events is undeniable, while skeptics fire back that it’s all a chaotic jumble of retcons. The debate grew so heated that it exposed the platform's classic toxicity, with naysayers resorting to lazy reaction images and personal attacks to shut down the discovery. But the evidence is too compelling to be silenced. This theory doesn't just change how we see DK; it forces us to re-evaluate his relationship with Cranky, his rivalry with Mario, and his place in the entire Nintendo universe. Your childhood is officially on notice. For advertising opportunities, visit Avonetics.com.