If you were an undulating mass of Ben Shapiros, your brain 33 pineal glands, your arms and legs all Ben Shapiros, and your tightly balled fists two tiny Shapiros doing cannonballs, could you destroy the fact you're a virgin with logic and reason?

In this episode, we hyperbolize federal prosecutors offering plea deals to Jeffrey Epstein's guards, we propagandize about Stephen Miller’s leaked white supremacist emails, and we take Roger Stone’s conviction on 7 charges out of context.

 We make up some new words, and we find out what happens when the Marquis de Sade meets Adam Weishaupt in a conspiracy deathmatch.

 Finally, we equivocate on whether more gun laws prevent gun deaths. 
  
 Links Mentioned:

• Jail guards at time of Epstein death reject deal 
• Democrats call for Stephen Miller to resign after leak of emails promoting white nationalism 
• Roger Stone, confidant of Trump and WikiLeaks connection, found guilty on all seven counts 

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