The #Cubs sweeping the #WhiteSox in the Friendly Confines might've been predictable, but the fireworks between Brad Keller and Miguel Vargas involved both our Asshole & Badass of the Week respectively.

The #WhiteSox continue to really lean into this whole Pope thing, but should there be some separation of Church and Sox?

Rick Hahn broke his silence and confirmed everything we suspected in just 5 minutes.

The #Tigers lose Reese Olson to the 15-day IL, but reinforcements are coming for the BEST TEAM IN BASEBALL, who have weathered the early-season injury storm with style.

Their fierce cross-town rivalry exists neither geographically nor on the field as the #SFGiants sweep the #Athletics.

The #RedSox' new 'Fenway Green' Nike City Connect 2.0 uniforms are everything their first attempt was not.

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Breaking world news interrupts this podcast as the new Pope is some guy named Bob from the South Side of Chicago who appears to be a #WhiteSox fan.

Rob Manfred reverses a century of precedent after a mysterious meeting with the President.

Even after his 'permanent' ban from baseball has been lifted, opening the path to Hall of Fame induction, it's important to remember that Pete Rose was and will always be an asshole.

The #Tigers are the BEST TEAM IN BASEBALL and Javy Báez is a BADASS once again!

Cade Horton and Moisés Ballesteros make their #Cubs debut ahead of what could be an interesting Crosstown Series.

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Riley Greene has a historic night in Anaheim on his way to earning AL Player of the Week and helps keep the #Tigers at the top of the league.

#SFGiants descend back to earth as #Cubs exploit rare defensive deficiencies in Game 1 at Wrigley.

Shota Imanaga's hamstring injury should usher in the Cade Horton era, but will risk-averse Jed Hoyer have the balls to call up the #Cubs' top pitching prospect?

Pete rubs elbows with #WhiteSox legends at Beyond the Diamond gala.

Miami and Arizona unveil forgettable second-round Nike City Connect uniforms.

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