Once you think you've heard Ryan say the most disturbing thing possible, he opens his mouth again. Season 3 Episode 11 - Hauteur Homunculus Hysterectomies is one of those episodes. The Kreuger-Looking Motherfucker made Dan come up with the phrase "Clit Silimies". That's right..... Clit.... Similies...

I feel so dirty typing that.

Oh, and Knee Wetting comes up again, AND we have a merch store at repressedhumorissues.com where you can get the cover art for every episode on a t-shirt or hoodie. Get Billy Corgan to wear a Caillou Crotch Candy t-shirt on stage while everyone chants "Clown College Boy" and you win our show*!

*Not Really... But we'll make it worth your while.

As a pre-Memorial Day treat, here is Season 3 Episode 10 of Repressed Humor Issues. No Knee Wetting! Very Little Taint Talk! Ryan only sings a little bit! The perfect Friday treat before you go blow your hands off with firecrackers and hubris.

In this episode we harken back to Season 1.... Remember Celebrity Cage Match? Well we found a way to make it worse! Ryan and Dan discuss which employees of major restaurants, department stores, and random other places would win in 1 on 1 combat. That's right... We just set up for Celebrity Cage Match 2 : Enraged Employee Edition!

Ryan also makes us decide who would eat what chocolate bars. Dan sooooo wanted to cut that part, because it's like a punch in the dick by someone wearing a spiked glove with acid on it, but seeing as we don't edit this stupid show......... Dan is sorry.

Just a little sorry though.

Get ready for your weekend with your favorite pair of IQ-deficient idiots!

We have a new pope! Jesus is in the garbage! Dan broke more stuff! Ryan's AirBnB guests are psycho! So much to talk about so little time in season 3 episode 9 - Silverware Splooge Surprise.

Yes I felt dirty typing that....

Really really dirty.