You will live forever. And you will never be alone…as long as you’re listening to us fancying a brain lick, nailing non-relatives, regrettably identifying with Nash, pissing wickedly, joshin’ guys, biologically challenging a pervert, referencing “♫♫ diarrhea ♫♫ diarrhea ♫♫,” getting secret words in a notebook, smelling like booze, wetting a pig trough at sloppin’ time, rejecting klan slogans, consulting a magic mirror, readin’ self helpin’ books, talking a bit about Lunar Remastered, shattering magic with a primal scream, and replacing cunnilingus with karaoke. She can’t sing or dance worth beans.

00:00:00 Intro
00:02:17 Meryod Woods
00:06:01 Meryod Pre-Bridge Incident
00:11:28 Meryod Bridge Collapse
00:19:53 Meryod Bar
00:24:53 Meryod Harmony Scene
00:27:46 Meryod Indoors
00:34:35 Luner Remastered Update
00:38:44 Plaster Mel
00:46:36 Real Net
00:51:00 Outro

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Let the scrubbing commence. Once clean, we’re deploying a burgle, only robbing the rich folks, assuming Reza’s city planners were children, reading the big book of suckers, imagining “podcasting town,” falling off a high horse, tangling undergarments, giving up all passions, becoming the next Chutney Dallas, looping family trees like clover, purifying the soul, feeling manly dirt, fixin’ that ice grime, having intercourse communion, and pre-visiting inventor town. Work Hard. Learn Much. Steal All (except for podcasts).

00:00:00 Season 8 Determinations
00:07:40 Intro 00:08:48 Reza NPCs
00:15:22 Reza Indoors
00:31:51 Reza Bar
00:41:21 Male Hot Spring
00:45:09 Iluk
01:00:24 Real Net
01:06:29 Outro

• Patreon: patreon.com/retroam
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• YouTube: www.youtube.com/@RetrogradeAmnesia
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• Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com

This is the perfect time to be drinking. With your ears. To us designing secret behavior oppression systems, using outdated language, concentrating blue hair divinity, baking “nookie cookies,” wolf whistling a queen, remembering Barney violence, realizing she’s jailbait, finally referencing Seinfeld, bumping off, getting rid of the magic gimp, chewing on a tongue, escalating an argument, corrupting a save file, sacrificing liquor to god, and getting burgled at Reza. With hard work, and bad hygiene, you can achieve anything.

00:00:00 Season 8 Seasons
00:02:10 Intro
00:04:07 Nanza With Kyle
00:25:09 South Nanza Pass
00:27:52 Althena’s Shrine With Kyle
00:30:37 Burg With Kyle
00:32:02 Saith With Kyle
00:36:55 Meribia With Kyle
00:43:03 Vane With Kyle
00:49:39 Lann With Kyle
00:52:02 Reza
00:57:49 Real Net
01:05:24 Outro

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• YouTube: www.youtube.com/@RetrogradeAmnesia
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• Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com

When I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you…in the form of a podcast, where we’re suffering cursed mask after effects, removing a reference to childbirth, grossly misinterpreting “girl group,” requiring Nash’s friendship, setting out on a Dragon Quest, sleeping with the fishes, panty raiding, listening to ABBA all day long, reading a diary to go insane, spanking another bottom, over-inflating a bimbo, letting emotions overrule common sense, demanding anime in society, releasing weasel, adding a fifth hero, and wondering if Kyle or Victor is Kyle’s worst enemy. This is a nightmare.

00:00:00 Season 8 Speculation
00:01:47 Intro
00:03:51 Post-Crustacean Magic Guild
00:15:04 Magic Guild NPCs
00:23:27 Vane NPCs
00:28:26 Burg NPCs
00:30:36 Saith NPCs
00:34:17 Meribia NPCs
00:35:33 Althena’ Shrine NPCs
00:35:41 Lann NPCs
00:36:05 Kyle
00:53:11 Real Net
00:57:16 Outro

• Patreon: patreon.com/retroam
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• YouTube: www.youtube.com/@RetrogradeAmnesia
• E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com
• Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com

Are you being able to look into my brain magically? Are you able to ear listen to us yearning for days of wine and song, creating a Hot Rod situation, making sure this Bud’s for you, speaking with bad grammar, calling dad by his first name, focusing on the world of nature, staying in the closet, ogling stuff we don’t need, establishing the prescient NPC, getting drunk after an argument, building a body for sin, bringing out the slipper-kisser in me, reliving the trauma of the past, and falling down a spiral of regret. No nuts. Only sadness.

00:00:00 Season 8 Speculation
00:02:44 Intro
00:04:07 Mel’s Mansion, Post Stone
00:10:01 Meriba Post Stone
00:26:24 Black Rose Post Stone
00:33:03 Althena’s Shrine Post Stone
00:34:39 Nanza Barrier Post Stone
00:43:52 Lann Post Stone
00:45:16 Saith Post Stone
00:46:43 Burg Post Stone
00:47:35 Vile Crustacean
00:56:06 Real Net
01:02:08 Outro

• Patreon: patreon.com/retroam
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• YouTube: www.youtube.com/@RetrogradeAmnesia
• E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com
• Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com

Down here, it doesn’t matter. Down here, we’re loving when a town turns into a dungeon, keeping the Ramus Shop vibes intact, starting a signal fire, CAPITALIZING words ARBITRARILY, ethically debating nude fortune telling, yacking all over shoes, asking for booze, screaming like a cat in heat, frying bastards alive, exploring tomato broiling technology, really getting into the weeds with flame broilers, getting dad stoned, reading Mel’s book titles, and reminiscing Larry Johnson and the value of physical nostalgia. Get out there and be the hero you always talk about becoming.

00:00:00 Nostalgia Timing
00:03:45 Intro
00:06:18 Meribia Imperiled
00:10:35 Ramus’ Shop
00:17:38 Black Rose Street Imperiled
00:25:41 Meribian Panic II
00:27:52 Seagull Tavern Panic
00:35:42 Mel’s Mansion Panic
00:48:20 Sadness
00:48:48 Mel vs Xenobia
00:55:49 Meribia - Sega CD
00:57:03 Real Net
01:02:15 Outro

• Patreon: patreon.com/retroam
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• YouTube: www.youtube.com/@RetrogradeAmnesia
• E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com
• Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com

It’s painful when the memories return too suddenly. It’s less painful when we’re stealing villagers for mining work, blowing up a tombstone, revealing Chris’ ultimate weirdo secret, counting action figures, seeding rumors of a beautiful singer, shaking the faith of the faithful, extracting lore from the library, taking over the world for non-sexual reasons, psychologically torturing mom, realizing Alex is the last potential Dragon Master, guessing the next three plot points, mistrusting handsome men, confusing GnR with AC/DC, and yanking buns out of a fire. Whatever the problem is, the books will always have an answer.

00:00:00 Suiko Promo
00:02:07 Intro
00:03:50 Burg-er Time
00:05:40 Saith-er Time
00:14:58 Nanza Barrier Time
00:17:43 Lann-er Time
00:18:40 Althena’s Shrine-r Time
00:20:43 Vane-r Time
00:24:45 Magic Guild-er Time
00:44:46 Panic In Meribia
00:47:41 Real Net
00:52:30 Outro

• Patreon: patreon.com/retroam
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• YouTube: www.youtube.com/@RetrogradeAmnesia
• E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com
• Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com

I have so many frightening dreams these days. You have so many Lunar podcasts. This one’s got us getting villainously angry at Dyne’s Monument, locating a prescient Burg resident, being last beheld, refusing to forgive a loss-causing world, sending in the clowns, executing the perfect anime betrayal, speculating jokerification points, staring a dragon equipment collection, becoming a nasty little stain, mixing titillation with fear, asking Ghaleon to not kill one specific guy, threatening to bite off nuts, and boiling every video game objective down to this question: are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?

00:00:00 Tryout Update
00:03:11 Ghaleon at Dyne’s Monument
00:06:34 Burg Spring
00:11:59 Not Ghaleon, Dear Quark
00:31:05 Sega CD Ghaleon x Quark
00:37:31 Alex Wakes Up
00:43:05 Back In Burg
00:49:38 Dyne’s Monument
00:57:52 Real Net
01:05:22 Outro

• Patreon: patreon.com/retroam
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• YouTube: www.youtube.com/@RetrogradeAmnesia
• E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com
• Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com