This week, we're looking at "Things that monetized us." We dive into the complexities of managing a 40-person World of Warcraft raid, the insanity of the gaming industry layoffs, and how fruity drinks in fun containers have cost us too much money. This is Review Everything, the podcast where we put mother nature in its place by ranking everything on a 10-point scale. 👇 Explore the official ranking spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Z0VWjK6tfBt7Y9I9sA9DD915ri6spl_FeIbwz6VrUvI/edit?usp=sharing📚 Pre-order Ashton’s book:https://linktr.ee/MacAshton🎧 Ashton’s audiobooks on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/5hAjVAo1WuGifxJm2uCPoN

In this episode, we talk about:🌶️ Spicy food challenges and gastrointestinal betrayal🔥 Fiery meals in Africa and at Courtside Thai🧻 Hemorrhoids💡 The Bloomin’ Onion as an energy source (yes, really)📚 Ashton’s book getting picked up by REAL bookstoresThis is Review Everything, the podcast where we put mother nature in its place by ranking everything on a 10-point scale. 👇 Explore the official ranking spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Z0VWjK6tfBt7Y9I9sA9DD915ri6spl_FeIbwz6VrUvI/edit?usp=sharing📚 Pre-order Ashton’s book:https://linktr.ee/MacAshton🎧 Ashton’s audiobooks on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/5hAjVAo1WuGifxJm2uCPoN

We’re back with a bonus episode where things get extra weird on the road.

This week:
🌀 Ashton's "wife" stops by and is a bit more puppety than expected

📻 We finalize our rankings for Enchanted Forest and Alice Isn't Dead
🎯 And we make a surprise stop at Shipwreck Beads, Washington's most mysterious bead surplus store.

Come for the puppets. Stay for the chaos.

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This episode of Review Everything is all about "ThingsI found on road trips." We've got mysterious towns that have been on fire for fifty years, a small theme park on the side of the road in Oregon, and a lot more. If you like the show, subscribe and share us with your friends!

📝View the official ranking spreadsheet📚Pre-order Ashton’s new sci-fi comedy novel, One Night at Kedasi, out 9/23/25!

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This week on Review Everything the guys are diving into things that eat time. No, we're not talking about the langoliers, this is high level metaphorical stuff. Want to hear about Ashton's ADHD delusions about time traveling grannies trying to end his life or Conor's sleep habit of watching squeeze cave YouTube videos? Get listening already!---📝 View the official ranking spreadsheet📚 Pre-order Ashton’s new book🎧 Listen to Ashton’s audiobooks on Spotify

This week, Conor and Ashton are exploring 'Things we found on the internet'. Find out why someone thought it was a good idea to go over Niagara Falls with an anvil attached to them. Learn the history of the internet's first time traveler, John Titor, and much more. ---📝 View the official ranking spreadsheet📚 Pre-order Ashton’s new book🎧 Listen to Ashton’s audiobooks on Spotify

This week on Review Everything, Conor and Ashton are rating 'Things that are insufferable'. It's an episode of lows and - well mostly lows - but it's comedic gold. Take a journey with us to the bowels of the USB consortium, the fetid catacombs of LinkedIn, and so much more.Tell us what weird dream YOU’d rank in the comments.We’re figuring it out as we go—give us 100 episodes to find our spice.---📝 View the official ranking spreadsheet📚 Pre-order Ashton’s new book🎧 Listen to Ashton’s audiobooks on Spotify

In our first ever bonus episode, we find out if Ashton survived his 'harrowing' flights to and from Chicago. If he does, the podcast will have its first ever 10! The stakes have never been higher. Join us for this special episode, like, subscribe, and smash every button in town, because it's about to get numeric up in this business. You can find full episodes of Review Everything wherever you get your podcasts. You can find Ashton's books everywhere books are sold!

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