This week, Steve Raven joins the podcast to help Americans solve a pandemic sweeping the nation: what shorts are socially acceptable? Listen carefully to his sage wisdom, as getting him to leave his mother's basement is virtually impossible. Also, he asked me to tell you he does not have a small penis.

Many of you may be asking, "Where is Andrew?" He's making his annual Shavuot pilgrimage to Israel. You may now be asking, "Isn't that dangerous considering the climate of the atmosphere in Israel?" No, they're winning dumbass.

There's only one a week now going forward, it's called a SCHEDULE.

Lo siento esposa de Wesley.

Listen, Criss Angel was a conartist. He didn't do real magic. In this episode, we bust it WIDE open, and by it, we mean his ass. Also, we recorded almost 50 minutes of us singing City Escape from Sonic Adventure 2.

Also, Dr Pez from YouTube gave us permission to record all 40 minutes of his Ocarina of Time prog album. I bet you're thinking "how could there be this much music in an hour episode?" Simple, we stopped trying to converse and all played different audio at once.

Also, I can't stop playing footsies and handsies with my friends. I might be gay.

In this weeks episode, we start off strong on a full belly of delicious Tikka Masala made by Michelin Star chef fuckin' ME. I'm also Indian, so it's authentic. and I don't mean Native American.

Also, Andrew cracks a cold case that has been unsolved for nearly thirty years: Is it merely a coincidence that Courtney Love's band is named Hole, or was it a morbid foreshadowing of what was to come to her husband's head?

Spoiler: She cut his head off.