I'm jealous of the Riker swagger, but don't let that keep you awake. As you slumber I ask you don't sneeze in my amuse bouche. I hope you dream of Data in a cowboy hat and Worf answering pleasant calls

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A sleepy tale of photography and banyan trees will go down as easy as taking a course on using positive reverse psychology to properly train your kittens.

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Scooter will flatten out the crimps and smooth the path to dreamland as our bakers perfect their pipeable doughs and question the definition of tart.

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Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners!

ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com

QUINCE - Quince sells luxurious, ethically-made clothes and bedding at an affordable price. Transition your bed for the season with soft, breathable bedding from Quince. Go to Quince.com/sleep to get free shipping and 365-day returns on your next order.

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There are about 20,000 superlisteners who listen to the free podcast, out of hundreds of thousands of listeners.

Superlisteners listen all night long, or fall asleep fast, or listen four or more nights per week have listened for six months, or even longer, years and years. The podcast is a part of their life.

And this summer, we’re asking just 1,500 of you to support the show again by joining Sleep With Me Plus.

I wonder how many of you are reading this and thinking, "YES, I'm a superlistener!"

The truth is… the show can’t keep going without your support.

By July listener support and ads will no longer cover the costs it takes to make the show. And if we don’t reach this summer’s goal, we’ll have to slow down, scale back, and change what we do.

If this show helps you, even a little, I hope you’ll say YES I VALUE the show so much I got out of bed to support it back at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus

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Thanks again,

—Scooter

As you sleep I’ll find my phone and then run through the holiday fearless flyer. Part review and part retrospective of purchases past.

This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus

Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!

Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With Me

Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG.

Show Artwork by Emily Tat

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners!

ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com

QUINCE - Quince sells luxurious, ethically-made clothes and bedding at an affordable price. Transition your bed for the season with soft, breathable bedding from Quince. Go to Quince.com/sleep to get free shipping and 365-day returns on your next order.

MINT MOBILE - This year, skip breaking a sweat AND breaking the bank. Get your summer
savings and shop premium wireless plans at mintmobile.com/sleepwithme

(Upfront payment of $45 for 3-month 5 gigabyte plan required [equivalent
to $15/mo.]. New customer offer for first 3 months only, then full-price plan options available. Taxes & fees extra. See Mint Mobile for details.)

MARLEY SPOON - With their 15-Minute Express Recipes and Ready to Heat Meals, Marley Spoon takes the guesswork out of dinner with delicious meals that you can make quickly. Head to MarleySpoon.com/offer/sleep and use code SLEEP for up to 26 free meals!

This Sandman Serenade will float you off to dreamland as Scooter clips root beer coupons and pages through a newspaper for a dear friend.

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Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With Me

Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG.

Show Artwork by Emily Tat

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners!

ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com

QUINCE - Quince sells luxurious, ethically-made clothes and bedding at an affordable price. Transition your bed for the season with soft, breathable bedding from Quince. Go to Quince.com/sleep to get free shipping and 365-day returns on your next order.

MINT MOBILE - This year, skip breaking a sweat AND breaking the bank. Get your summer
savings and shop premium wireless plans at mintmobile.com/sleepwithme

(Upfront payment of $45 for 3-month 5 gigabyte plan required [equivalent
to $15/mo.]. New customer offer for first 3 months only, then full-price plan options available. Taxes & fees extra. See Mint Mobile for details.)

PI wrangles some horsies and helps a pithy guy with some pebbles. Sounds facet-inating.

Heads up, this series is set in the Big Farm. I've done my best to keep the show as sleepy as possible, but it does touch on different versions of post-Earthly existence. If that doesn't sound like your cup of tea, it might be best to listen to a different episode.

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Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With Me

Show Artwork by Emily Tat

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners!

ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com

QUINCE - Quince sells luxurious, ethically-made clothes and bedding at an affordable price. Transition your bed for the season with soft, breathable bedding from Quince. Go to Quince.com/sleep to get free shipping and 365-day returns on your next order.

MINT MOBILE - This year, skip breaking a sweat AND breaking the bank. Get your summer
savings and shop premium wireless plans at mintmobile.com/sleepwithme

(Upfront payment of $45 for 3-month 5 gigabyte plan required [equivalent
to $15/mo.]. New customer offer for first 3 months only, then full-price plan options available. Taxes & fees extra. See Mint Mobile for details.)

A super performance of the myth of the Night Birds and their Goddess Gaga.

This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus

Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!!

Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With Me

Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG.

Show Artwork by Emily Tat

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners!

ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com

QUINCE - Quince sells luxurious, ethically-made clothes and bedding at an affordable price. Transition your bed for the season with soft, breathable bedding from Quince. Go to Quince.com/sleep to get free shipping and 365-day returns on your next order.

MINT MOBILE - This year, skip breaking a sweat AND breaking the bank. Get your summer
savings and shop premium wireless plans at mintmobile.com/sleepwithme

(Upfront payment of $45 for 3-month 5 gigabyte plan required [equivalent
to $15/mo.]. New customer offer for first 3 months only, then full-price plan options available. Taxes & fees extra. See Mint Mobile for details.)