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Andy finds all the parts to his old Stanley Thermos and is far too excited. Ryan reveals that Ozempic makes the pee pee bigger. Then Andy promises “no more dog shit ideas”. Also, he experiences a harrowing bout of sleep paralysis. Then they find out that the Atari 2600 can beat AI at chess. Then they write a sci-fi story called Race Car 3039: The Future is Gay. They also play with the idea of a Costco airline. Then O’Neill reveals the true building blocks of comedy. Then “Bad Boy Andrew” makes an appearance to shit on O’Neill’s ideas instead of vice versa and O’Neill can’t get enough.

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Every week comedians Andrew DeWitt and Ryan O’Neill take current and historical events and spin them into outrageous screenplay pitches and business ideas. This week they consider starting their own “horny Slop Quest” religion. Then O’Neill wants to rent an abandoned skyscrapers but gets worried about hidden creepers. Then the boys talk about how easy it is to be a ceo in today’s environment. The they talk about making the White House into a reality show. Then Andy reveals an infuriating “Am I Overreacting “. O’Neill is flabbergasted by the choices Ben Afflek makes in the new Accountant sequel. They offer up some compelling relationship advice. O’Neill tries to rip one on the sly but gets caught out immediately. Then Ryan tries to hype up a 200 year old condom. Andy finds out about a 711 using opera to drive off homeless people. One of Andy’s Chicago buddies tries to pay a stripper’s rent and bankrupts himself. Then they help out a listener who’s going through a break up. Then they revisit the 80’s classic “Soul Man”. Then Ryan gets too vulnerable and Andy roasts him.

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Ryan was kept up all night by a mysterious alarm and this causes them to create a new business website called WifeDoctor.com. Andy goes to the Water World Stunt Spectacular and sits in the “soak” seats but remains bone dry. Kevin Costner makes an extremely poor directing choice and gets roasted by the boys for like 30 minutes. Then they come up with a business where they add sexy b-roll to random movies to “spice ‘em up”. Ryan gets attacked by a tiger in India. Then a lion kills a guy after he goes to the bathroom. This causes the boys to formulate a meal that would produce a diarrhea so powerful it would scare off a n apex predator. Then realistic baby dolls take over Brazilian hospitals and Ryan gets out Frank Britton Rickettes. Then they address the TRT epidemic taking over 50 year old men. Andy gets real about his binge eating and it’s hilarious.