Kirk cries. Spock cries. Joe gets some food and notices his hand. O'Reilly does not follow CDC face-touching protocols. Scotty plays with magnets. Uhura is having none of your shit. Nurse Chapel gets the wrong end of the snake. Our song this week was not sung in an Irish accent. You're welcome. 

Yeoman Smith anchors the plot. Captain Kirk gets religion. Spock shouts in the background. Gary Mitchell does some landscaping. Dr. Dehner dies. Our original song for this episode features back up vocals by Dashiell and Darla. 

Captain Kirk teaches consent. Uhura continues her cafeteria residency. Scotty fails to protect the meatloaf. Charlie X is a "promising young man." Eisenhower is a Thasian. Our original theme for this episode was produced in Alpha Quandrant's Merseyside.

Captain Kirk thinks your wife looks old. Dr. McCoy prescribes jellybean jars of barbiturates. Dr. Crater forgives his wife's murderer as long as it dresses up in her clothes. Yeoman Rand eats salad in the hallway. Spock slaps a bitch. Nancy... well, you know. Our original song for this episode is the theme to an unmade James Bond movie. 

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