As you know, in this crazy world, nothing is certain except for death and taxes. And of course, marriage.

As surely as the sun rises in the east and sets in the west, one day you will have to settle down and share your stuff with someone you think you can tolerate, but quickly grow to hate with the intensity of a thousand suns.

The Bizzie Boys can't do much about death or taxes, but if you tune into today's episode, you'll at least be slightly more prepared to handle the hell-on-earth that we call "marriage".

Have you ever wished you could fly?

Have super strength?

Command a termite army to jack up your boss' house to teach him a lesson for making you stay late on that one Tuesday for no good reason (at least that's not how you saw it)?

Of course you have.

Everyone has wished they had special powers to make the impossible possible (although now that we think about it, with a little bit of effort, that termite thing could really happen). And that's what today's episode is all about!

If this sounds fun, then tune in to hear the boys explore all the super powers they wished they had! (And on an unrelated note, do you know a good termite guy? We'd like to speak with him about a…..thing.)

If Corey had a dollar for every time his bachelor party turned into group therapy, he’d have exactly one dollar.

Join the boys as they relive childhood traumas, fly past insecurities, and stay up to date on colon care as they plan out Corey's bachelor party in today’s episode - The Supercolonic!