Happy Friday! Tom Brady is considering coming out of retirement to play AGAIN, a felon made a costly mistake after attempting the "One Chip Challenge," and we found the perfect gift for the graduate in your life. We crowned our "Asshat of the Week," and played another "Fill in the line Friday" dealing with how your vacation got ruined!

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Rick returned this morning, and the boys discovered a news anchor with some literal breaking news. The Eagles' "tush push" will NOT be going away anytime soon, and some sweet old lady on TikTok has introduced the world to her unconventional garden. And could you describe your perfect partner in just two words? Lots of listeners did today!

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Dave was back to his one-man show today, with Rick waking up early to be poked and prodded by the doc, so he kicked things off with 5 fun facts (with an assist from his son). He TRIED to get his first taste of Dave's Hot Chicken over the weekend, and discovered multiple pizza hacks to sop up the oil (even Paris Hilton checked in). And with the nice Spring weather lately, the bees are back! So he hit the phones to hear everyone's horror stories involving getting stung!

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