Season 2 Recap. 26 episodes and 198 decisions have led us here. Will Season 2 turn out as a Right Way, Wrong Way, or Jane-Way? Reprogram your bodily functions, grab your closest jiggly rock and listen in to find out.

Basics 1. Be careful not to suffer from exploding desk syndrome or shear stupidity and let a bunch of half-wit Kazons and Seska peck you to death like ducks and steal your ship! Join Liam and Suzanne in part 1 of the season 2 finale.

Resolutions. Liam and Suzanne have made it to New Earth and they have so many questions. How does a burrowing insect get through all of those uniform layers? How do they fill that bathtub up? Being stranded with an Angry Warrior, where do we sign up?

Tuvix. Join Sobrasuziam – the sexy mash up of Liam, Suzanne, and guests, Brandi and Sohail – to definitively answer this question: was it murder? Where did those plastic containers go in Tuvix? Just what body parts were dominant? Is Tuvix edib…

The Thaw. “VERMILLION ALERT! All hands to interference stations, I’m about to interfere with a society that doesn’t need my help!” Join Liam & Suzanne talk about this clown heavy episode, and list out all of Harry Kim’s d…

Innocence. Liam and Suzanne have figured out that the crew of Voyager just really enjoy descrating gravesites. The conversation delves into glitter unicorns, a Skynet situation, Chaneway, and dual Tuvok fingers. Just what are leadership eyebrows anyways?

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Deadlock. Fire off a mammary pulse to bring your ship back in phase and join Liam and Suzanne for a very complicated episode whereby we ask the important questions – scaly or chapped nips? Which Janeway can out-Jane-Way the other Janeway?

Investigations. Liam and Suzanne drop in on A Briefing With Neelix to discuss questionable cheesemongers, Tom’s lack of packing skills, and (checks notes) nostril fisting?!

Investigations is the episode where Janeway, in her infinite wisdom, provides…