Episodios

  • 265: Average Dick Dave (Pt 2)

    265: Average Dick Dave (Pt 2)
    May 23 2025
    🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 265: Average Dick DaveElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another week of top-tier sporting nonsense, niche nostalgia, and barely relevant tangents.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026! We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026! Tickets are on general sale now – grab yours at distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre✨ This Week’s Show – Don’t Miss It!📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Mike: 🎥 Young Rory CompilationClip 1 – InstagramClip 2 – FacebookClip 3 – InstagramSteff: ⚽ Total Football in Action – Netherlands 1974 🔗 Watch on YouTubeElis: 🏃‍♀️ Hungover Marathon Runner from Swansea 🔗 Watch on Facebook📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Steff Doc: ⚾ The Clubhouse – An inside look at the culture, characters, and chaos of the Boston Red Sox. 🔗 Watch on NetflixElis Book: 📚 The Art of Captaincy by Mike Brearley – A thoughtful look into leadership on and off the field. 🔗 Buy on Amazon📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE 👉 Subscribe at patreon.com/distantpod for bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early live show access.Steff: 🏏 14-Year-Old Sensation in the IPL 🔗 Watch the clipMike: 😂 Just Funny – No context needed 🔗 Watch on InstagramElis: ⚽ When Man City Got Relegated from the Prem 🔗 Watch on X💡 Get More Every Week🎧 Patreon gets you:Bonus content every weekMichael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi PodEarly access and tour presaleGift memberships🚀 Prefer Wondery+?Early episodes every TuesdayAd-free listening🎉 Another week of classic clips, weird sports, and total nonsense — only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    44 m
  • 265: Average Dick Dave (Pt 1)

    265: Average Dick Dave (Pt 1)
    May 21 2025
    🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 265: Average Dick DaveElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another week of top-tier sporting nonsense, niche nostalgia, and barely relevant tangents.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026! We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026! Tickets are on general sale now – grab yours at distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre✨ This Week’s Show – Don’t Miss It!📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Mike: 🎥 Young Rory CompilationClip 1 – InstagramClip 2 – FacebookClip 3 – InstagramSteff: ⚽ Total Football in Action – Netherlands 1974 🔗 Watch on YouTubeElis: 🏃‍♀️ Hungover Marathon Runner from Swansea 🔗 Watch on Facebook📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Steff Doc: ⚾ The Clubhouse – An inside look at the culture, characters, and chaos of the Boston Red Sox. 🔗 Watch on NetflixElis Book: 📚 The Art of Captaincy by Mike Brearley – A thoughtful look into leadership on and off the field. 🔗 Buy on Amazon📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE 👉 Subscribe at patreon.com/distantpod for bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early live show access.Steff: 🏏 14-Year-Old Sensation in the IPL 🔗 Watch the clipMike: 😂 Just Funny – No context needed 🔗 Watch on InstagramElis: ⚽ When Man City Got Relegated from the Prem 🔗 Watch on X💡 Get More Every Week🎧 Patreon gets you:Bonus content every weekMichael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi PodEarly access and tour presaleGift memberships🚀 Prefer Wondery+?Early episodes every TuesdayAd-free listening🎉 Another week of classic clips, weird sports, and total nonsense — only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    1 h y 9 m
  • In A Hillman Imp: PS130

    In A Hillman Imp: PS130
    May 18 2025

    🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!

    We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.

    🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon Perks

    Enjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.

    📌 This Week’s Clip:

    Taken from “171, Gordon Smart, Live At Islington (a)”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.


    🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!

    That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026!

    Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live

    📍 Tour Dates:

    • Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre

    • Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre

    • Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire

    • Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire

    • Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre

    🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members

    Every month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:

    • Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.
    • Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.

    🎉 Ready to join the fun?

    Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!



    Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.


    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    13 m
  • 264: Max Rushden (Pt 2)

    264: Max Rushden (Pt 2)
    May 16 2025
    Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another round of top-tier sporting nonsense, barely researched takes, and an absolutely brilliant special guest.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”✨ This Week’s Special Guest – Max Rushden!If you’ve enjoyed our guest episodes with Chesney Hawkes, Josh Widdicombe, or Sam Warburton, you’re in for a treat.This week we welcome Max Rushden — broadcaster, podcaster, football obsessive, and all-round good guy.Max is the long-running host of Guardian Football Weekly, where he teams up with our friend Barry Glendenning for football chat, laughs, and chaos. He’s also recently launched a new podcast with comedian David O’Doherty called What Did You Do Yesterday?, where they interview fascinating guests about a completely ordinary day.🎧 Guardian Football Weekly 🎧 What Did You Do Yesterday?Max’s broadcasting career has spanned BBC Radio 5 Live, talkSPORT, Channel 4’s Jump Off, and iconic years hosting Sky’s Soccer AM. Known for his wit, love of the underdog, and eye for the ridiculous, Max fits right in at the Distant Pod.🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026! Tickets on general sale now – head to distantpod.com/live for all the details.📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎉 This Week’s Show – Don’t Miss It!Max has brought some absolute gems to the show:🥫 Baked Beans, Penalties – Max and Charlie Baker 🔗 Watch on X/Twitter🐎 Man Versus Beast Yes, humans really raced animals on TV in 2003. No, we can’t quite believe it either. 🔗 Watch on YouTube⛸️ Steven Bradbury – Australian Speed Skating Gold, 2002 The greatest underdog gold medal of all time. 🔗 Watch on YouTube (Yes, Joe Marler wishes he picked it, but no, it wasn’t actually his choice. And yes, technically Steff picked it for a live stream, but… we’ve lost the tapes.)📖 A Little Extra Gift from MaxMax also shared this brilliant nostalgic piece that perfectly fits the vibe of the pod: 🔗 Vonk, Zoeller, Tomba… The Joy of Sporting Names (The Guardian)💡 Get More of the Pod Every Week🎧 Patreon gets you:Bonus episodes & extra clipsMichael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi PodEarly access & live tour presaleGift memberships🚀 Prefer Wondery+?Early access every TuesdayAd-free episodes🎉 Another week of sport, nostalgia, and nonsense — only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    39 m
  • 264: Max Rushden (Pt 1)

    264: Max Rushden (Pt 1)
    May 14 2025
    Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another round of top-tier sporting nonsense, barely researched takes, and an absolutely brilliant special guest.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”✨ This Week’s Special Guest – Max Rushden!If you’ve enjoyed our guest episodes with Chesney Hawkes, Josh Widdicombe, or Sam Warburton, you’re in for a treat.This week we welcome Max Rushden — broadcaster, podcaster, football obsessive, and all-round good guy.Max is the long-running host of Guardian Football Weekly, where he teams up with our friend Barry Glendenning for football chat, laughs, and chaos. He’s also recently launched a new podcast with comedian David O’Doherty called What Did You Do Yesterday?, where they interview fascinating guests about a completely ordinary day.🎧 Guardian Football Weekly 🎧 What Did You Do Yesterday?Max’s broadcasting career has spanned BBC Radio 5 Live, talkSPORT, Channel 4’s Jump Off, and iconic years hosting Sky’s Soccer AM. Known for his wit, love of the underdog, and eye for the ridiculous, Max fits right in at the Distant Pod.🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026! Tickets on general sale now – head to distantpod.com/live for all the details.📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎉 This Week’s Show – Don’t Miss It!Max has brought some absolute gems to the show:🥫 Baked Beans, Penalties – Max and Charlie Baker 🔗 Watch on X/Twitter🐎 Man Versus Beast Yes, humans really raced animals on TV in 2003. No, we can’t quite believe it either. 🔗 Watch on YouTube⛸️ Steven Bradbury – Australian Speed Skating Gold, 2002 The greatest underdog gold medal of all time. 🔗 Watch on YouTube (Yes, Joe Marler wishes he picked it, but no, it wasn’t actually his choice. And yes, technically Steff picked it for a live stream, but… we’ve lost the tapes.)📖 A Little Extra Gift from MaxMax also shared this brilliant nostalgic piece that perfectly fits the vibe of the pod: 🔗 Vonk, Zoeller, Tomba… The Joy of Sporting Names (The Guardian)💡 Get More of the Pod Every Week🎧 Patreon gets you:Bonus episodes & extra clipsMichael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi PodEarly access & live tour presaleGift memberships🚀 Prefer Wondery+?Early access every TuesdayAd-free episodes🎉 Another week of sport, nostalgia, and nonsense — only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    39 m
  • Terror USP: PS129

    Terror USP: PS129
    May 11 2025

    🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!

    We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.

    🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon Perks

    Enjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.

    📌 This Week’s Clip:

    Taken from “200: It's Been On The Radio Since 1942 Mike”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.


    🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!

    That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026!

    Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live

    📍 Tour Dates:

    • Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre

    • Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre

    • Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire

    • Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire

    • Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre

    🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members

    Every month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:

    • Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.
    • Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.

    🎉 Ready to join the fun?

    Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!



    Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    8 m
  • 263: Choking Out O’Toole (Pt 2)

    263: Choking Out O’Toole (Pt 2)
    May 9 2025
    🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 263: Choking Out O’TooleElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another week of niche sporting brilliance, vintage clips, and beautifully off-topic chaos. Expect flying tackles, Scottish football nostalgia, racket sport wars, and a bit of Brian Blessed for good measure."Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional."🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026! Tickets are on sale now — head to distantpod.com/live for all the details.📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre✨ What’s On This Week’s Episode?📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Mike: 💥 Maddison Levi tackle – A clever hit you’ll want to see. 🔗 Watch on FacebookElis: ⚽ Craig Bellamy: Pure passion – Classic Bellamy in full flow. 🔗 Watch on YouTubeSteff: 🎾 Padel and Pickleball: The new badminton and squash – The rise of racket sports madness. 🔗 Padel highlights 🔗 Pickleball highlights📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Elis Documentary: 🏴 That Was The Team That Was: Scotland ’74 – A brilliant look back at a legendary squad. 🔗 Watch on BBC iPlayerMike Book: 📚 Absolute Pandemonium by Brian Blessed – Loud, chaotic, and very Brian. 🔗 Get it here📌 PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE) 👉 Join us on Patreon for bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early live show access.Mike: 🤸‍♀️ Ashlyn Pinner & Brandon Gray (USF Cheer Team) – Pure athleticism. 🔗 Watch on FacebookElis: ⚽ Ajax youth team brilliance – The future of football on show. 🔗 Watch on Twitter/XSteff: 🎾 Stefan Edberg magic – A slice of tennis nostalgia. 🔗 Watch on YouTube💡 Get More of the Pod Every Week🎧 Patreon gets you:Bonus episodes & extra clipsMichael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi PodEarly access & live tour presaleGift memberships🚀 Prefer Wondery+?Early access every TuesdayAd-free episodes🎉 Another week of sport, nostalgia, and nonsense — only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    37 m
  • 263: Choking Out O’Toole (Pt 1)

    263: Choking Out O’Toole (Pt 1)
    May 7 2025
    🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 263: Choking Out O’TooleElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another week of niche sporting brilliance, vintage clips, and beautifully off-topic chaos. Expect flying tackles, Scottish football nostalgia, racket sport wars, and a bit of Brian Blessed for good measure."Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional."🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026! Tickets are on sale now — head to distantpod.com/live for all the details.📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre✨ What’s On This Week’s Episode?📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Mike: 💥 Maddison Levi tackle – A clever hit you’ll want to see. 🔗 Watch on FacebookElis: ⚽ Craig Bellamy: Pure passion – Classic Bellamy in full flow. 🔗 Watch on YouTubeSteff: 🎾 Padel and Pickleball: The new badminton and squash – The rise of racket sports madness. 🔗 Padel highlights 🔗 Pickleball highlights📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Elis Documentary: 🏴 That Was The Team That Was: Scotland ’74 – A brilliant look back at a legendary squad. 🔗 Watch on BBC iPlayerMike Book: 📚 Absolute Pandemonium by Brian Blessed – Loud, chaotic, and very Brian. 🔗 Get it here📌 PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE) 👉 Join us on Patreon for bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early live show access.Mike: 🤸‍♀️ Ashlyn Pinner & Brandon Gray (USF Cheer Team) – Pure athleticism. 🔗 Watch on FacebookElis: ⚽ Ajax youth team brilliance – The future of football on show. 🔗 Watch on Twitter/XSteff: 🎾 Stefan Edberg magic – A slice of tennis nostalgia. 🔗 Watch on YouTube💡 Get More of the Pod Every Week🎧 Patreon gets you:Bonus episodes & extra clipsMichael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi PodEarly access & live tour presaleGift memberships🚀 Prefer Wondery+?Early access every TuesdayAd-free episodes🎉 Another week of sport, nostalgia, and nonsense — only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    1 h y 16 m
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