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Our hosts stumble upon a book describing what people can and cannot buy under our King's new rules. No more hoarding two or three dolls...unless you buy the King's meme coin. Then hoard away. Jeff tells a story about cheese blintzes that takes longer than it takes to eat cheese blintzes. Steve pictures what thirty blow-up dolls would look like. Miss Clare spent the show in the engineering booth with her face in her hands. Johnny is fixated on Swedish furniture and meatballs.

Steve - Steve

Jeff - Jeff

Miss Clare - Clare (scenes deleted)

Johnny - Nemo Nada

#satire #politicalhumor #dolls #blowupdolls #rationing #blintzes #badcooking #whatyouneed #excess #lack

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Our hosts start with a discussion about how things are changing, and before anyone is ready, they look into the recently published plans for changing our language. Top-down language changes are always so popular and effective, and this one promises to be no different. Steve rewrites a popular nursery rhyme. Jeff wants to visit Council Bluffs. Miss Clare has decided not to use any words, approved or banned, until further notice. Johnny needs a safer safe word.

Steve - Steve

Jeff - Jeff

Miss Clare - Clare

Johnny - Max Linguistica

"Holiday for Strings" written by David Rose and performed by David Rose and his Orchestra

#satire #comedy #OED #websters #language #project2025 #doge #maga #coal #cleancoal

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Starting with a dream Jeff had about baseball, and aside of the fact that as a life-long Sox fan Jeff didn't know that Minnie Minoso was from Cuba, our hosts pilot a show looking on the bright side of life. So many shows have talked about what is bad that it was time to have a show focused on the good. They examine things that are happening that look bad at first, and squint long enough to find the silver linings in all kinds of things you would never accuse of having a good side. Steve considers starting an organization called Optimists Anonymous. Jeff considers changing doctors. Johnny and Steve's mom book tickets for a weekend of 50s allegorical sci-fi films.

Steve - Steve

Jeff - Jeff

Johnny - C.J. Young

"Holiday for Strings" written by David Rose and performed by David Rose and his Orchestra

#comedy #satire #politicalsatire #dreams #dreaminterpretation #silverlining #optimism #baseball #nelliefox #minnieminoso #goodnewsbadnews