'I want to talk about my fear of aliens, stop bringing up Proust.' Are yoyos having a blast? Tim has a thing for women in the Navy and Tristan's cat Postie is dubbed an enfant terrible.

Rate, subscribe, and write into the show with segment suggestions and drivel ultimatesegment@gmail.com

Tim on Instagram

Tristan on Instagram

Stand up comedian Nathan Hugh Robért (NHR) tells us all about how he broke up with his first girlfriend three times. We talk about the time Tristan and a friendlicked a businessman on the way home during their first year at uni. NHR recites a beautiful ham poem about a particular type of ham he's been buying from a local butcher. It features the line 'If the ham was an actor, it would be Ashton Kutcher'.

Rate, subscribe, and write into the show with segment suggestions and drivel ultimatesegment@gmail.com Nathan Hugh Robért on Instagram.

Tim on Instagram

Tristan on Instagram

When were you born when you first learned about 'about face'? This week we allude to the podcast, Tim explains New Caledonia, the fact that Piglet wears a pink jumper is pointed out lest anyone mistake that for part of his raw body, and we encounter a robot voice issue around 31 minutes in. I'm Lovin' It! Subway.

Rate, subscribe, and write into the show with segment suggestions and drivel ultimatesegment@gmail.com

Tim on Instagram

Tristan on Instagram