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Well, by now you all know the socks like to talk shit, but this time they really are "talking shit". Ross, Simon and guest Matt Roseblade are talking excrement, and lots of it.

With a question of scatalogical proportions, the debate rages and eventually a decision must be made as to who's toilet will be getting blocked, your mate's or your date's?

Surely this is a no-brainer?

Only one way to find out!

Matt Roseblade

Bluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/wmatty.bsky.social

Event - https://www.brightonfringe.org/events/matt-roseblade-a-jumped-up-country-boy/

Shepherd, frogspawn farmer, international IT consultant. How TF did that happen? Matt Roseblade is getting old. Should he get old like Morrissey has? Or are there better ways to blaze through his last couple of decades?

Join Matt on a journey of discovery and hilarity as he discusses teaching Germans to swear, how male frogs are like spunky Tardises and why the greatest pleasures are obtained from friendship and jingly bells.

All proceeds to go to Brighton's Oasis Project - helping women, children and families affected by drugs and alcohol. Additionally, there will be a collection after the show. https://www.oasisproject.org.uk/

Please if you're in the area and are able go and support this great event and the great man bringing the laughs.

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This is easliy the grossest question yet, but *checks notes* Glenn Braley handles it with all the professionalism you'd expect from one of the south coast comedy scene's top hosts!

The wheel of misfortune has delivered a doozy, and the boys aren't one to shy away from the nitty gritty of it. (Simon would like to apologise to everybody now)

So join the discussion, have your say, and let us know... which would you chose?

Glenn Braley
When Glenn started running nights in 2019 there was no grass roots comedy available in Bournemouth. Today he's involved with developing local talent, comedians and promoters.

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This weeks question is saucier than Babs Windsor Camping and not only did our guest answer the question he ran with it.

Join your usual Socks: Ross & Simon as they pose a conundrum to the dead-pan legend that is Simon from the A Pit of Chimps Podcast, who goes full steam ahead and plans an entire business model around his answer.

Will it be surreal? I'd put money on it.

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People around the world have adapted themselves to learn how to cope when losing fingers or toes, but Max from Bitches with Beards just cares about his party trick capacity!

What would you prefer?
No fingers or no toes?

On the one hand, ha ha hand! No toes mean a lack of balance but smaller shoes.
On the other, No fingers could mean no happy time!

It's tough one, but as always Ross, Simon and Max fumble their way through it, and reach a conclusion.

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Oooooooh Controversial!

So why are women not funny?

It seems that a lot of men online feel this way, but what makes Ross and Simon feel they are qualified to discuss this and come to any sort of conclusion?

Are they both so in touch with their feminine sides that they are in a position to speak with authority about women in comedy?

Only one way to find out!

To offset some of our lack of femininity we thought we'd link to three wonderful ladies we know and love.

Karen Chesters - Lightly Used Podcast
Podcast - https://www.lightlyused.co.uk
Twitter - https://twitter.com/_LightlyUsed

Bon Allen - Be More Bon Dog
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bemorebondog/
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Website & Shop - https://www.igrewupwithoutatv.co.uk

Nina Buckley - Reclining Pair Podcast
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Daniel's bound his feet, whipped on his Kimono and he's ready to chose in this weeks Socks: On or Off, as we ponder the question: Would you rather be able to read minds or be invisible?

Join Ross, Simon and fellow Bitches with Beards host Max to discuss the ins (lots of ins) and outs of both options.

Would you rather be Sue Storm or Professor X?

Let us know!!

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He's only come back!

Yes, Nord has returned, this time to give us his thoughts on a random would you rather question.

We'd all love a super power right?
What would it actually involve though and, with limitations, which would you pick?

Find out what our dear friend and colleague Nord thinks in the latest episode of Socks: On or Off!

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Everyone has their own distinct smell right?

The thing is, what if that smell was either cheese or fish?

Neither is exactly pleasant, especially in the heat, but if you had absolutely no choice but to smell of one or the other, which way would you jump?

Well, Nina joins Ross and Simon to tell us exactly which she would prefer to honk of, and at the same time make sure we all know that she's a roadman... roadwoman? roadbuckers? Something like that.

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