00:00:00 - start

00:00:19 - Introductions

00:01:32 - We set the scene

00:01:55 - Josh unironically uses the word "pronto"

00:05:39 - Mike can't handle the music

00:06:39 - "I'm fully covered in milk"

00:07:19 - Sometimes the memories hurt the most

00:08:42 - Ronan does not appropriately read the room

00:10:40 - Ronan visits the fabricationist

00:11:59 - Ronan is doing a lot of walking today

00:14:19 - Astro sends ronan back to the kichen

00:15:23 - Mark is de-milk-ified

00:20:21 - JAQLINE gets some sensor practice

00:22:46 - Something's not right with this data

00:32:19 - So much to do, so little time

00:32:57 - Why is Dean so spooky?

00:33:58 - Mark tries to self deprecate and GM doesn't think he did it hard enough so he makes him do it again

00:34:48 - The most surprising surprise of Mark Putty's life

00:36:17 - JAQLINE v0.9 starts collaborating with Adelaide

00:38:31 - JAQLINE is the articulate one for once

00:38:54 - A terrible tragedy bursts through the fourth wall momentarily

00:39:15 - JAQLINE gets to flex

00:43:57 - The plot walks out the door... and Mark Putty stays behind

00:45:15 - Ronan gets booped

00:47:26 - The crew wouldn't be complete without 'er

00:47:59 - The plot is conveniently packaged in a prefabricated steel structure

00:50:52 - Astro Adon checks on the dress code

00:51:03 - Mark finds new and exciting reasons to be afraid

00:52:21 - JAQLINE reminds everyone her descriptor is naive

00:52:43 - My man said "edible purposes"

00:57:11 - A bumpy approach

01:01:00 - The GM lore drops the megacorp that Tyler created to Tyler who has forgotten how it worked

01:02:09 - Tyler says words he will probably have to eat later

01:02:38 - Astro tactfully exits the scene

01:03:01 - Ronan is the soccer mom of the Spirit of Inquiry

01:04:41 - Astro goes to meet with his favorite person on the whole ship

01:07:05 - Sam Nova approaches fabrication the way the US approaches money

01:07:27 - IT'S TOO MANY IONS

01:09:31 - Ronan talks to the doc

01:13:19 - Ronan goes to see JB

01:17:25 - a classic "hold this for me?" prank

01:19:41 - Mark has an original idea about going somewhere new

01:20:51 - Cleo forgets we're like millenia into the future

01:22:05 - This is a strong candidate for a "real scientist reacts" video

01:25:58 - Astro crashes out 01:27:06 - "ability to operate ship" is a hot commodity.

01:27:10 - Ronan expertly de-escalates Astro's crash out (/s)

01:28:57 - Astro is crashing out so hard his voice is replaced with Trevor's

01:32:35 - We get closer to the plot! 01:34:08 - Slow motion suit up montage

00:00:00 - Start

00:00:23 - Introductions

00:01:28 - This one starts off a mess

00:01:36 - Trevor creates a new rule at the gaming table - no more snacks.

00:02:03 - Start... again

00:02:16 - This genuinely could not have gone any worse

00:03:52 - Gameplay begins. again

00:04:15 - Brief recap

00:04:51 - The ships least social member does a bunch of social coordinating

00:08:00 - Mark takes a long walk

00:08:45 - JAQLINE shares some advice

00:10:03 - ITS A CLOSED NETWORK ITS TOTALLY SECURE

00:11:04 - A new challenger approaches

00:11:50 - A game within the game

00:12:22 - Ronan boots up the holodeck

00:14:52 - The character selection screen

00:16:31 - A brief overview of how the minigame will work

00:18:36 - JAQLINE places a bet

00:21:56 - Mark gets mad

00:22:22 - "Ronan, start the match"

00:23:04 - Round 1

00:32:09 - Round 2

00:54:19 - Round 3

01:08:49 - Round 4

01:18:45 - Round 5

01:23:04 - The aftermath

01:35:05 - Ronan makes a deal with the devil

01:35:35 - All four players fall in love with the fake space lady

01:36:02 - The devil makes a deal with... Ronan?

01:36:53 - Ronan complicates the deal

01:38:08 - Ronan makes what might be a bad decision

01:39:14 - Astro asks what we're all thinking

01:43:40 - Downtime activity and suspicious incidents for the other players

00:00:00 - Start

00:01:39 - Trevor does a recap of C3 E4

00:02:03 - Cleo immediately hijacks the recap

00:04:10 - The gang roasts Josh

00:04:21 - Cleo roasts trevor

00:04:27 - Josh claps back with a compliment

00:04:46 - Cleo admits that she's been operating her own tiny jurassic park as a side hustle

00:06:49 - Gameplay begins with Mark and JAQLINE on the dropship

00:11:10 - JAQLINE gets completely sidetracked making Josh make up how the power grid of the ship works

00:11:36 - Cleo loves the engines. Spaceships are cleos new trains

00:12:09 - Mike meddles

00:13:10 - TREVOR ARM

00:13:12 - Cleo learns how her abilities work

00:15:41 - JAQLINE does some scanning

00:15:57 - JAQLINE nopes out of a trust fall

00:16:29 - Josh valiantly attempts to encourage the players to roleplay

00:17:08 - Josh awakens Cleo's inner XP Goblin

00:18:08 - "Anomaly detected"

00:18:33 - It is revealed that despite creating the NPCs and assigning their voices, Josh can't do Adelaide's voice to save his life

00:19:35 - ANOTHA ONE

00:19:58 - Mark gets high on colors

00:20:53 - Josh accidentally delivers one of the most existentially deep lines he's ever said

00:22:01 - I also ding when I learn something

00:22:37 - JAQLINE summarizes the moral lesson of episode 4

00:22:57 - Helmswoman peters disagrees about the moral lesson of episode 4

00:27:47 - Mark is straight up in your matrix peepin yo data

00:29:48 - Mike puts Cleo in her place

00:30:04 - One of the rolls Mike has ever made

00:30:22 - Mark Putty goes home

00:32:18 - Ronan gets goin

00:34:04 - Cleo jynxes the rest of the session

00:35:38 - Ronan has no g's but he's used to it.

00:36:54 - Ronan's biggest enemy is himself

00:38:47 - Ronan is ready to do the thing

00:41:51 - Ronan attempts to do the thing

00:44:45 - Ronan has a lot on his plate

00:50:18 - A shocking gm intrusion

00:51:15 - Not again. Not like this

00:51:45 - Ronan leaps into action

00:54:24 - Ronana faces a tough decision

00:57:34 - Ronan professes his love for Kiya. Or maybe Tyler does.

00:59:58 - A short 30-minute time skip to an uncomfortable meeting

01:02:08 - The principal's office. You see it.

01:03:48 - When even the gm has a hard time keeping a straight face in court

01:04:11 - Okay but he has a point

01:04:57 - The targeting computer reacts

01:06:12 - Ronan is all green flags today

01:06:42 - Cleo says the quiet part out loud

01:08:24 - Checking back in with the dropship crew

01:11:20 - Mark comes to a conclusion

01:13:04 - A plan is methodically discussed for many moons

01:20:24 - Mark tinkers

01:21:37 - The line between Mark and Mike gets temporarily blurry

01:22:16 - Everyone knows if you add the words "slowly and safely" to any plan it will be both slow and safe

01:23:15 - Adelaide says the quiet part quietly

01:23:47 - That one scene from avengers with the hulk

01:23:56 - lol I made the same joke at the table that I just made writing the chapter titles

01:24:16 - When you accidentally mention your problem with your brother in front of mom

01:28:17 - Ronan deals with his feelings the way all men have dealt with their feelings since the dawn of gunpowder

01:35:00 - A parting of the ways

01:36:23 - When the doc doesn't just give you what you want

01:43:53 - Astro has a heart to heart with the only trustworthy confidant on the ship

01:45:13 - JAQLINE and Mark talk about the moral of today's episode

01:50:53 - Mark stumps JAQLINE

01:52:36 - GM's dog Lupin is a space tumbleweed

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00:00:00 - Start

00:01:33 - When last we met

00:03:22 - Mark Palace's Mind Putty. No wait.

00:06:57 - An unexpected visitor in the night

00:12:24 - The deepest conversation

00:18:39 - First kill of the season!

00:22:57 - Astro talks materials with Sam Nova

00:26:37 - GM Definitely doesn't accidentally do Astro's voice

00:28:28 - Mark gets an important call

00:30:59 - Ronan opens the kitchens

00:38:08 - Astro looks out for his fellow crewmate

00:44:22 - Mark has a choice to make

00:48:36 - POV: Ronan

00:50:02 - Ronan tattles on his commanding officer to his buddy

00:52:36 - Tyler attempts to roleplay and is foiled by the technology

00:53:21 - Ronan plays charades

00:54:27 - It's a regular old dropshipping party

00:57:57 - Mark asks Ronan for advice...

00:58:35 - ...and gets exactly what he should have expected

01:01:42 - One of the sentences MIke has ever said

01:04:21 - Astro gets some space

01:09:48 - Astute observers will note that the GM just completely replaced Kyle Smith with Zara Lo with no explanation

01:10:56 - Cleo lawyers on behalf of Trevor

01:11:02 - Cleo is an illiterate lawyer

01:14:03 - Mark and JAQI's big adventure

01:21:12 - 72% of statistics on the internet were made up on the spot... by Cleo

01:21:48 - Mike the player gets lost in the view

01:22:14 - JAQLINE does her best to give helpful encouragement

01:28:28 - Cleo is the beginning of every xbox game where they find an in-game reason to make you choose whether to invert the right stick

01:28:32 - Nevermind she's still just illiterate

01:33:31 - JAQLINE learns an important lesson

01:33:50 - Astro does a work

01:34:46 - Everybody always asks what is speed...

01:39:56 - Trevor takes us all on an emotional rollercoaster

01:44:55 - Tyler uses a stegosaurus

Chapters:

00:00:00 - Start

00:00:10 - Introductions

00:01:13 - Picking up where we left off

00:04:34 - Astro shows some support for the ship

00:07:54 - The most descriptive description of an IT problem ever given

00:08:38 - The most tried and true IT approach

00:09:31 - Tyler recaps session 1

00:10:18 - Tyler recaps session 2

00:13:18 - An awkward elevator ride

00:15:04 - When your boss gets on the elevator

00:18:25 - A frank talk with the crew

00:24:04 - Cleo decides what happens next

00:25:18 - Astro tries to turn on the heat

00:27:14 - Astro is so relieved rn

00:29:48 - Ronan does a medical

00:32:36 - Tyler struggles to take the scotts seriously

00:35:33 - Ronan has problems with security

00:39:43 - Mark goes cortex shopping

00:44:52 - Josh explains a cypher thing

00:45:30 - Mark putty puts up a wall

00:48:35 - Nice to meet you. Again.

00:58:20 - Cleo makes a SUPER sus noise

00:58:32 - Mark takes JAQLINE to meet the captain

01:00:59 - Mark is caught between dad and other dad

01:02:46 - Ronan arrives on the scene

01:05:32 - Tyler's finest moment

01:09:05 - Mark gets a quiet moment to discuss his fears with the captain

01:10:17 - we take a second to be twitch streamers

01:10:30 - back at it

01:16:31 - Mark misses the mark with Astro

01:17:37 - The party you just can't leave

01:18:08 - Mark sets important boundaries

01:20:53 - Mark begins to fray

01:21:06 - Mark snaps

01:21:52 - Things get messy in the mess hall

01:25:33 - Never mess with the code of the naval

01:28:01 - Cleo's finest worldbuilding yet

01:28:47 - The rumor come out

01:30:52 - Astro and Mark have the worlds most momentary moment

01:33:33 - Irradiated ghost peppers

01:38:27 - Astro and Mark share a coffee

01:42:42 - We're still working on trevor's mic awareness

01:42:59 - Mark the therapist

01:43:23 - Oh no wait Astro is the therapist

01:44:28 - Literally the last person we'd expect to enter the scene

01:45:48 - Astro suits up

01:50:51 - A heartfelt apology?

01:52:06 - JAQLINE asks for what now?

01:53:49 - Cleo admits she's just farming Mike tears

In this episode, we spend two hours covering approximately 60 seconds of in-game time, and also Mike cries at the end.

C3 is here! In this episode, Cleo attempts to introduce herself, Mike takes his shirt off, and one of our cameras is out of focus for the *entire* episode.

00:00:00 - Start

00:03:20 - Real friends know when to say sorry

00:09:06 - Alexa play Interstellar

00:11:06 - We recenter ourselves

00:12:44 - When you get to the cutscene before the npc's spawn in

00:14:26 - We compensate for Twitch's inadequacies

00:16:01 - In the words of legendary scholar Marshall Mathers, it's back to the lab again

00:19:00 - This lab has a mole

00:20:21 - Willard tips his cap to the people

00:22:55 - Jake indulges in some revisionist history

00:28:40 - Davroid weaponizes his b.o.

00:50:02 - Frode enters a room

00:52:18 - Cleo hits the uno reverse

00:52:56 - Frode leaves a room

00:59:28 - Some collective map decision making

01:06:53 - Frode enters another room

01:11:00 - The doctor is in

01:20:02 - Frode makes an incalculable mistake

01:20:13 - Because raising the roof is overrated

01:24:47 - A challenge is issued

01:25:15 - Savage wants to reshoot the intro to FRIENDS

01:25:39 - Frode learns the opposite of an important life lesson

01:26:21 - Those things'll heal ya, kid

01:27:08 - Boss fight cutscene boss fight cutscene BOSS FIGHT CUTSCENE

01:31:49 - Cleo has an idea

01:31:54 - Trevor has a better idea

01:32:11 - The next 6 minutes or so cover about 30 seconds of real time

01:35:17 - The boss fight begins in earnest

01:41:17 - It's possible willard is in over his little head

01:43:00 - Jake spends his final XP

01:44:47 - Minions enter the arena

01:48:22 - Frode enters the ring

01:48:52 - Frode splats

01:50:12 - Mike's hands are magic weapons confirmed

01:54:14 - Trevor forgets who's side he's on

01:55:29 - The darkest twist thus far

01:56:38 - If it ain't broke...

01:58:10 - Cleo spends some time trying to negotiate difficulties

02:02:30 - Your friendly neighborhood spiderfae

02:03:49 - Davroid finale gets to do what he always wants to do

02:05:26 - When the boss fight enters it's second stage

02:07:10 - Willard has a front row seat to the rest of the party participating

02:09:05 - Cleo hatches a brilliant plan

02:11:05 - Mike is a man of simple plans

02:12:04 - Savage is seeing doubles

02:13:28 - The most intense string of moments in the whole campaign

02:14:49 - Literally could not have set up this moment better if I'd planned it

02:15:06 - Tyler literally makes Jake "oh shit"

02:15:22 - Davroid's triumph suddenly becomes a horrifying choice he needs to make

02:16:02 - The gang scrambles to find a "third way"

02:16:29 - Still scrambling

02:17:20 - It's not a way out... but maybe it's a way through

02:17:59 - It all comes down to this moment

02:19:08 - ONE. LAST. TWIST.

02:19:21 - More scrambling. More hope for a third way

02:20:00 - Tyler's face really says it all

02:21:10 - Armis focuses on what's really important here at the end of all things

02:22:30 - The farewells and goodbyes and such