In this supernatural soup of absurdity, Erin, Pants, and Dr. Sizzle take a woo-woo detour into the world of haunted restaurants, ghostly dishwashers, and poltergeist-approved parsley sabotage. From bathroom paper towels that activate themselves mid-pee, to the Great Ghost of Jalapeños who may or may not hate bartenders, this episode has all the vibes of a séance... if the séance was hosted during brunch.

You'll hear:

• A haunted margarita tank room

• A skeptic slowly unraveling

• “The Learning Tube” meets “The Paranormal Mop Squad”

• Why ghosts apparently hate fresh herbs

• And the mystery of the possessed Hollandaise sauce

🌀Bonus topics: vibrating shelves debunking ghost myths, emotional energy fields, and why John Legend has nothing to do with John Lennon (you’ll get it when you listen).

🎧 It’s creepy, it’s hilarious, it’s weirdly heartwarming—and like any great ghost story, it ends with a skeptical chef being haunted by a Red Bull-powered paper towel dispenser.

💀 Come for the hauntings, stay for the sass.

In this reunion episode of You're Not Special, the gang's back together—and absolutely nothing (and no one) is safe. Fueled by overpriced tequila and spicy nostalgia, Erin, Dr. Sizzle, and Pants relive their most chaotic restaurant moments, from resurrecting the sacred Learning Tube™ to dodging deranged toast point orders like culinary ninjas.

You'll get insider dirt on:

• A hotly contested Eggs Benedict disaster

• The mysterious Dick Towel tradition

• Who really should be banned from brunch forever

• And the birth of the fake gay metal band: Heavy Bucket of Fruit

Also featuring: microwave misuse, haunting boss laughs, and the world's most passive-aggressive Red Bull peace offering.

This episode has all the flavor of a triple shot poured by a heavy-handed bartender and the bite of a sassy server who's finally had enough.

Hit play, relive the madness, and remember: What happens in the walk-in... stays in the walk-in.

Grab your wine and clutch your pearls—this episode of You're Not Special is a wild ride through the outrageous (and disturbingly true) world of restaurant horror stories. From entitled grandpas grabbing cheeks to a woman demanding someone microwave her shoes (yes, really), Erin and Dr. Sizzle hold nothing back.

We’re talkin’ creepy celebrities, projectile wine glasses, the mysterious case of the water allergy, and one dude who thought using someone’s face as toilet paper was a compliment. Hospitality? More like Hostile-ity.

✨ This episode is messy, unfiltered, and absolutely unmissable.
💀 Caution: May cause spitting out drinks and deeply questioning humanity.
🍷 Bonus points if you’re drinking 1942 on the rocks while listening.

Ever wondered what happens when your whole kitchen crew jumps ship and you’re left with strangers, salad drama, and a black-and-blue mystery steak? Welcome to another wild ride on You're Not Special, where Erin, Dr. Sizzle, and company spill the (wine-soaked) tea on the chaos of restaurant life.

They dish on the secret recipe for building trust in high-stress kitchens, the politics of toast points, and why flirting with your sous chef might just be strategic. It's the perfect blend of unfiltered humor, behind-the-scenes antics, and a reminder that in restaurant fams—you're either in the weeds or laughing through it.

Warning: May cause cravings for French toast and a strong urge to call out that one coworker who never takes a 20-top.

🔥 Grab your apron, hit play, and let the chaos commence.

Some people go to work; others go to party—and somehow, those two things overlap more than you’d think! In this episode, we dive into the wild, the weird, and the why-is-this-even-happening moments that make every event unforgettable (for better or worse). From unexpected VIP encounters to after-hours chaos, get ready for behind-the-scenes stories that prove the real party starts after the party. Grab a drink (or a coffee for recovery) and tune in for the funniest tales from the trenches of event life!

Ever found yourself knee-deep in a mess thinking, “Welp, here we go again”? You’re not alone! In this episode, we spill the tea on life’s most ridiculous repeat offenses, the lessons we should’ve learned (but didn’t), and the hilarious misadventures that make us all gloriously human. Buckle up—it’s going to be a laugh-out-loud ride through the chaos of personal growth!

If you work in this industry, chances are you’ve got at least one story about being arrested or landing in jail—it’s practically a rite of passage! In this laugh-out-loud episode, we dive into the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious moments of being temporarily detained—literally or metaphorically. From bizarre bunkmates to life lessons you never saw coming, this episode proves that even behind locked doors, the stories (and the jokes) keep coming! Buckle up—this is one wild ride you won’t want to miss!

In this heartwarming (read: chaotic) episode of You're Not Special, Erin, Dr. Sizzle, and the gang serve up a special blend of restaurant industry realness—because nothing says "love" like two-tops, overpriced steak, and a server praying you don’t order toast points. From the nightmares of catering, the horror of last-minute reservations, and why gold-plated silverware won’t save a bad event, this episode has it all. Also featuring: burger slander, space pussy (don’t Google it), and a PSA on why Valentine’s Day breakups belong in the patreon-exclusive drama section. Buckle up, lovers—it’s about to get spicy!