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***Ain't no spice here. This is a kisses-only romcom*** I’m teamed up with a man I hate on a scoop that could be my Big Break. Years ago, Blake McGregor sabotaged my career, robbing me of the interview that would change my life. Absolute humiliation. Comically, on the long drive to our assignment, I eventually recognize my nemesis sitting beside me. But tragically, the penny drops only after I begin to catch feelings for my back-stabbing cameraman. I grit my teeth and focus on the brief: report the story about Boston Bullets’ bad boy for News Breaks International, then get back to base ...

Running a beachside café and bookstore? Easy peasy. But choosing between my thriving business and moving across the country with a boyfriend of three months? Not a chance. Enter Eric Harrington—resort owner with a fundraiser crisis and somehow convinced I’m the miracle he needs. Hosting his event at Sunrise Café sounds like a win-win. But after a few late-night planning sessions and one too many accidental smiles, the lines between business and something personal start to blur. We both know better than to mix business with pleasure. And yet, Eric has a way of making “strictly ...

Tired of inspirational quotes and toxic positivity? Good. 1000 Ideas: Sarcasm is the brutally honest, eye-roll-inducing, laugh-out-loud survival guide for navigating the absurdity of modern life. Packed with razor-sharp wit, this book takes aim at everything from workplace nonsense and dating disasters to health fads, social media drama, and that one person who always says “let’s circle back.” Whether you're looking to upgrade your inner monologue or arm yourself with comebacks for family dinners, this is your ultimate handbook for responding to life’s chaos with class, sass, and ...

Nathan Davidson’s world-altering awakening isn’t over—he’s now balancing the powers of water, earth, and fire, but today’s snorkeling excursion forces him to confront a fourth element: air. When the seductive succubus Lilith clashes with the elusive sylph Mrs. Winters over his loyalty, Nathan must navigate hidden rivalries on the open sea, uncover the true nature of his convergence gifts, and decide whether to broker peace between warring realm-born factions. Can he master all four elements—and his own destiny—before the fragile barriers between worlds collapse?

One cabin. One impossible connection. One chance to rewrite the rules. Pia I came to the mountains to clear my head, finish my thesis, and maybe breathe for the first time in years. I didn’t expect him—my brother’s best friend, NHL golden boy, Liam Mitchell. Older. Brooding. Off-limits. He’s supposed to be a summer complication. A distraction. But then he touches me like I’m the only thing keeping him grounded. And I’m starting to wonder… maybe I am. Liam I came here to disappear. Anxiety, burnout, pressure I can’t explain—hockey used to be my escape. Now it’s my cage. ...

Are you tired of all the pressure to be successful, passionate, and productive? Good news—you don’t have to change! In this hilariously sarcastic anti-self-help guide, you'll learn the exact habits that guarantee you’ll never achieve your goals, find your purpose, or move out of your mom’s basement. From endless Netflix binges to blaming the universe for your problems, this book has everything you need to stay exactly where you are—forever. Packed with wit, irony, and brutally funny “advice,” this is the perfect gift for that friend who's "manifesting" from their couch (or ...

Okay, so I didn’t grow up thinking I’d spend a good chunk of my adult life naked in front of strangers. I wasn’t some free-spirited, boob-painted-in-a-parade kind of teenager. I was a Pacific Northwest girl with a tendency to wear fleece in July and an unhealthy fear of splinters in places where the sun don’t shine. And yet, here I am at thirty-eight, regularly airing out my hoo-ha on public beaches and writing a book about it. Life’s funny like that. My name’s Kristin, and I believe in three things: good coffee, decent SPF coverage, and the right to let your cheeks flap freely ...

What happens when the afterlife goes viral? Kira Vale is a burned-out medium stuck between the living and the livestreamed dead—ghosts with brand deals, influencers beyond the grave, and memes that refuse to die. When the spiritual world collides with the algorithm, Kira finds herself haunted by sponsorship requests, spectral start-ups, and a growing rebellion from the viral beyond. *Trending Forever* is a darkly funny horror satire about identity, influence, and the price of going viral. Perfect for fans of *Black Mirror*, *Bo Burnham's Inside*, and anyone who's ever been haunted by a ...

Laugh out loud funny. If Fanny Flagg (Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe), Erma Bombeck (Family: The Ties that Bind and Gag) and Winston Groom (Forest Gump) make you laugh, Angie Katie O'Neill will have you in stitches with The Folks Series. Very Southern and a little naughty. "Folks" is a contemporary, historical novel that focuses on the Southwestern United States, primarily West Texas, from the turn of the 20th Century through the mid-1950's; with some contemporary flashbacks. Follow three quirky and dysfunctional generations of neighboring communities in Southwest Texas as ...

STRICKLY ADULTS ONLY 1000 Sausages and Dingleberries shows up when conversations go off the rails—when someone brings up an off-limits topic or things just get awkward. Each entry gives you something else to think about. Sometimes it’s funny, sometimes a little rude, but always unexpected. This book is here to distract, entertain, and maybe even cheer you up when you’re feeling down. It’s the perfect escape hatch for uncomfortable moments. Stuck in a tense family dinner? Flip to page 72 and casually bring up “The Sausage That Spoke Latin.” On a bad date? Dingleberry trivia might...

If your wife wants you to have sex with her best friend and explains her reasoning by saying, “She doesn’t believe me when I tell her how bad you are.”, chances are, you’re not sensitive. This edition of the Male Sensitivity Test from the Institute For Male Enlightenment and Sensitivity Inclusive Studies, focuses on adult misbehavior and understanding. Since most men don't seem to recognize the differences between the two sexes, this test is meant to illustrate it on an adult level. As such, it is meant only for adults. Once again utilizing the renowned Niedermeyer Rules for ...

The author of more than a dozen and a half self-published books, Sacramento-based writer TOMMY J. LINTNER, dedicates this new fully-illustrated book to all pot smokers. He advocates the legalization of marijuana. At this writing several states within the US have already passed laws through the will of the voting population. It is hoped that more will come on board. In these pages the reader will find a unique blend of humor through commercial advertising, interviews, game shows, cartoons, poetry and prose readings. A high time is guaranteed for all! Sit back, get ready to laugh and be ...

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"Witty wisdom gleaned from many early mornings with gun in hand, dogs at his side, quietly and contemplatively awaiting his quarry....." The Publisher This book appeals to the following readers: HUNTERS - Bob is an avid hunter, especially rabbit hunting. Many of the tales in this book are about hunting or the results of it. DOG ENTHUSIASTS - Bob's hunting hounds live in the house, and many of the stories are about hunting companions that are also pets. THE FAITH COMMUNITY - While Bob’s stories are not “preachy,” some are inspirational in nature. Primarily, these stories revolve around...

This fourth installment of Ford's short stories mixes a love for the hunt and a thorough appreciation of the beagle as a cherished pet. Whether he is navigating the wild lands looking for rabbits or the wilder terrain of human relationships, the author is always looking for the important things in life, and casting them in a humorous light. Beagles and rabbit hunting are featured prominently in these collected assays, although the tales of the hunt are often a medium to tell a more profound story. Laugh along with his nostalgic remembrances of childhood, unique perspectives on life today, ...

Did you know that in March . . . 1940 Birthday Boy Chuck Norris would appear in all the Star Wars movies. He was The Force. March 1496, King Henry VII of England ordered the first official royal "tax on beards," leading to the short-lived "Clean-Shaven Act." 1876, Alexander Graham Bell made the first successful telephone call, famously saying, "Mr. Watson, come here, I want to see you." 1962, pro basketball great Wilt Chamberlain scored 100 points in a single NBA game, a record that still stands today. In 1927, The first solo singing artist to have a million-selling album --- Calypso (1956 ...

His Joy, Her Way is a witty, warm, and wonderfully desi deep dive into the wild world of relationships where communication is both the glue and the grenade. This is not your typical self-help book with recycled clichés or preachy advice. It’s a mirror held up to every couple who's ever fought over phone chargers, fridge space, or what “I’m fine” really means. Set against the backdrop of modern Indian life—from WhatsApp wars to chai-fueled confessions—it captures the messy beauty of love, misunderstandings, mood swings, and makeup hugs. The book explores how men and women often ...

This fifth installment of Ford's short stories mixes a love for the hunt and a thorough appreciation of the beagle as a cherished pet. Whether he is navigating the wild lands looking for rabbits or the wilder terrain of human relationships, the author is always looking for the important things in life, and casting them in a humorous light. Beagles and rabbit hunting are featured prominently in these collected assays, although the tales of the hunt are often a medium to tell a more profound story. Laugh along with his nostalgic remembrances of childhood, unique perspectives on life today, ...

In a world where entertainment never sleeps and each moment is a performance that can be turned into cash, a group of lifestyle streamers dominates. They throw legendary parties. They stage addictive dramas. And their private lives? They keep those well-hidden beneath filters, hashtags, and highlight reels. One lives an extraordinary life captured on stream, while going incognito the rest of the time. During the day, she lives in a quiet, secretive way that doesn’t give any hint that she’s a big deal, but at night, she lets it all hang out for the camera. It’s a wild life she leads, ...

Yes! It's volume 7 of Dani J. Caile's short stories, including the 2017 Iron Writer Annual Championship winner "With Love and Affection"!