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Okay, so I didn’t grow up thinking I’d spend a good chunk of my adult life naked in front of strangers. I wasn’t some free-spirited, boob-painted-in-a-parade kind of teenager. I was a Pacific Northwest girl with a tendency to wear fleece in July and an unhealthy fear of splinters in places where the sun don’t shine. And yet, here I am at thirty-eight, regularly airing out my hoo-ha on public beaches and writing a book about it. Life’s funny like that. My name’s Kristin, and I believe in three things: good coffee, decent SPF coverage, and the right to let your cheeks flap freely ...

"The night I landed on Planet Single, I had no idea I was about to blast off from the familiar married landscape. If I’d known, I could have packed a few essentials like some nicer undies, a dating guidebook and a much thicker skin, but I didn’t have the chance. I was dumped – defenceless – into a strange new world." Meet Katerina – mother- of- two, chronic daydreamer, and soon to be ex-wife. After losing her marriage and reclaiming her name in one surprising night, Kat realizes that being single again is a whole new learning curve. Things have certainly changed. You can shop ...

What does a newspaper salesman, a cop, a ticking biological clock, an Amish family, edible underwear and peanut butter have in common? Who the hell knows; but if you read ‘Perfectly Matched’ you will soon find out. The third and final book in the ‘Perfectly’ series, Author Christina Cooper does it again. ‘Perfectly Matched’ is sure to engage even the most critical reader. Packed with laugh out loud comedy, adrenaline rushes, and heart palpitating romance, ‘Perfectly Matched’ has it all. Follow Norma Nudle as she plans the wedding of her dreams, accidentally breaks the law, ...

I didn’t mean to become obsessed with naked people. It just sort of... happened. One minute I was a perfectly normal, panty-wearing woman doing my grocery shopping and wondering if I left the crockpot on, and the next I was googling “Can your neighbors see you naked through tinted windows” because Damian had insisted on air-drying after every single shower like he was a damn rotisserie chicken. It all started with Damian, of course. Beautiful, brown-eyed Damian with the body of a Greek god and the modesty of a sleepy toddler who lost his pajama bottoms. The first time I saw him naked,...

Running a beachside café and bookstore? Easy peasy. But choosing between my thriving business and moving across the country with a boyfriend of three months? Not a chance. Enter Eric Harrington—resort owner with a fundraiser crisis and somehow convinced I’m the miracle he needs. Hosting his event at Sunrise Café sounds like a win-win. But after a few late-night planning sessions and one too many accidental smiles, the lines between business and something personal start to blur. We both know better than to mix business with pleasure. And yet, Eric has a way of making “strictly ...

***Ain't no spice here. This is a kisses-only romcom*** I’m teamed up with a man I hate on a scoop that could be my Big Break. Years ago, Blake McGregor sabotaged my career, robbing me of the interview that would change my life. Absolute humiliation. Comically, on the long drive to our assignment, I eventually recognize my nemesis sitting beside me. But tragically, the penny drops only after I begin to catch feelings for my back-stabbing cameraman. I grit my teeth and focus on the brief: report the story about Boston Bullets’ bad boy for News Breaks International, then get back to base ...

One cabin. One impossible connection. One chance to rewrite the rules. Pia I came to the mountains to clear my head, finish my thesis, and maybe breathe for the first time in years. I didn’t expect him—my brother’s best friend, NHL golden boy, Liam Mitchell. Older. Brooding. Off-limits. He’s supposed to be a summer complication. A distraction. But then he touches me like I’m the only thing keeping him grounded. And I’m starting to wonder… maybe I am. Liam I came here to disappear. Anxiety, burnout, pressure I can’t explain—hockey used to be my escape. Now it’s my cage. ...

Nathan Davidson’s world-altering awakening isn’t over—he’s now balancing the powers of water, earth, and fire, but today’s snorkeling excursion forces him to confront a fourth element: air. When the seductive succubus Lilith clashes with the elusive sylph Mrs. Winters over his loyalty, Nathan must navigate hidden rivalries on the open sea, uncover the true nature of his convergence gifts, and decide whether to broker peace between warring realm-born factions. Can he master all four elements—and his own destiny—before the fragile barriers between worlds collapse?

When you learn that a former colleague, one from very early on in your career and from a whole different part of the country is dead, it stuns you. But when you learn that she was murdered in the very city where you now reside – stunned doesn’t even begin to describe it. And that means Donna Leigh, a menopausal ad exec, will be forced to jump into the fray in order to keep herself off the suspect list once again! Join Donna for some laughs, as she once again employs her effective but unorthodox sleuthing to keep herself one step ahead of the handcuffs.

You Want to Get Paid for Making People Laugh? Is That Some Kind of Joke? Well—it doesn’t have to be. You can turn your passion for stand-up comedy into a real paycheck—if you know how to do it right. Whether you’re just starting out or looking to turn your side gig into a career, this book is your guide to writing jokes, performing confidently and making real money doing standup. So if you're looking for a stand-up comedy book, in Make Money Being Funny, you’ll discover how to create killer material, master your performance skills, and find paying gigs—all while building your ...

Lacon Mountain is located in South Morgan County, Alabama, on the Old Highway 31. At one time Lacon was a thriving village formally known as Cedar Crossing, boasting a post office, brickyard, a sawmill, a gin, a rock crusher, a church, and a newspaper. Today all that remains of Lacon is the Lacon Trade Day. The Patterson family home sits across the highway from it, backed up by the Knight Farm, which still operates and remains in the family. You can find anything you want for a price, from the best hunting dogs in the world to goats. The proper slogan for Lacon Trade Day is, "If it ain't ...

Okay, let’s just get this out of the way. I’m naked right now. Not in a sexy candlelight, rose petals, Marvin Gaye kind of way. I’m just sitting on my patio chair with a coconut La Croix, no pants, two mosquito bites on my left butt cheek, and a story to tell. You’re welcome. If you’re here reading this, you’ve probably experienced one of the following: You’re curious about this whole nude lifestyle thing and wondering if it makes your soul sexier You’ve been naked with someone and either fallen in love or wanted to crawl under a rock and live there forever You googled “...

Jace has worked hard to become one of the richest men in the US. He’s now used to getting what he wants; whether that be business or pleasure. When he meets Renee, she gives him a run for his money. There is no way that she will talked down to or told what to do. She brings something out of Jace that he never expected… Compassion. Will he be able to catch this firefly before she’s gone forever?

Going through high school is never easy. It’s even worse when you’re related to a bunch of psychos. Danny gets grief from all sides. It seems like his mom brings home a new ‘stepdad’ every week. The worst is when Danny’s dad brings home a demented psycho with four delinquent kids. Whether it’s belittling comments or outrageous demands, Danny’s ‘stepmom’ Fofo will redefine ‘psycho’. Before the story is through, Fofo will take ‘bridezilla’ to an all new level! Danny’s string of step relations will include a muscle head, pot smoking bully, a mouthy know it all, a ...

P.I. Nick Flebber is back on the case! This time he gets hired to tail a cheating husband and he finds himself dealing with corporate espionage, street crazies and some very illegal aliens.

One human barista. One supernatural fortress. When Maya Rivers takes a job at Pulse, a coffee shop in the heart of the Umbrafore Complex, she expects busy shifts and maybe the occasional grumpy vampire. What she doesn’t expect is accidentally stumbling into supernatural fame or being targeted by a serial killer with a flair for theatrics. It’s hard to keep a low profile when you work alongside supernatural warriors who protect humanity from magical threats. Join Maya as she blogs her way through the ups and downs as a human in a supernatural world.

The only world I can control in my life is the one found in my novels and stage plays, but many of the elements, details, plots, and characters are based on or inspired by the people, places, and things in my life. After many years of traditional jobs in a variety of business entities, my goal of earning a living as a professional writer was finally attained. However, all those years of working to earn a weekly paycheck were not in vain. The work I did, with the people I met along the way, became the deep well of knowledge and inspiration that I was able to draw upon to create the body of ...

How do you steal back Mr. Right? Bring in Mr. Wrong. Back in high school, Mary Burns was a bit of a stalker, at least when it came to star quarterback, prom king, and all-around heartthrob, Jack Thompson. But after twenty years of “adulting”, Mary is now a responsible grown-up, with a successful career in real estate, a car payment, even a 401k plan with company matching. Jack Thompson is just a distant memory. Until … Mary drags her best friend to their high school reunion and her entire world turns upside down. While Jack Thompson was what every girl wanted and every guy wanted to ...

The misadventures & philandering of a small town, small minded white van man with bad opinions and big mouth.

The first 4 books of the delightful 'New Bears for the 21st Century' series are now available in a special single edition. The titles here include: *The Bear in a Safari Hat *Who Bears Wins *A Bear's Adventure Tale *Snowball Came Over the Mountain. In a future where humans are no more, bears have evolved as the planet's master species. Welcome to the New Bears for the 21st Century. Reading Age: 12 to 120 ...!