Mostrando resultados por narrador "Virtual Voice" en Comedia y Humor

System Overload is two short stories of Robot story and a Love "programming code"

In the heart of the Deep South, Stanley Sinclair’s dream simmers quietly in a worn-down kitchen behind a wood-burning stove. But when he dares to serve more than food—to serve comfort—he ends up feeding more than stomachs. He feeds a town. Grease, Grits, and Glory is a soulful, funny, and deeply satisfying story about second chances, family (by blood and by biscuit), and the magical messiness of life when you live with your heart wide open. With a cast of unforgettable characters—including a kazoo-playing oddball, a fiercely wise little girl, and a goat with too much personality—...

In this romantic comedy, school teacher, Virginie Maillot, and photographer, Olivier Soames, have apartments with balconies above and below one another's. When Virginie unsuccessfully files a complaint about Olivier for constantly using his balcony to woo his conquests, Olivier finds out she is rather pretty and decides to trick her by masquerading as an earnest university lecturer. The scheme seems to work until their mutual friend André Mournier finds out about it and exposes Olivier. This humorous story, full of romantic suspense, about love and romance, is an entertaining Rom Com and ...

This is the ultimate book of weird history! Combining Volumes 1 and 2 in the “Weird Things in History and Why the Heck They Happened” series, this is your opportunity to jump into a time machine and visit some of the overlooked, the peculiar, and definitely the most amusing things that have influenced our contemporary world. Brace yourself for amusement and astonishment as you explore not only the 50 tales from the first two volumes but 5 additional historical events that you most likely won’t find in any school textbook! “Weird Things in History and Why the Heck They Happened” ...

"Just think of it as a bad haircut." Hubert watched the surgeon hold up a sterile bag of circumcision tools. "A week from now you won't feel a thing." For geeky teenager, Hubert Pubes Rawlings, his new job as a shopping center food court cleaner is one thing, but a picture with the hot cleaning crew exposing him as the only cleaner who's uncut is too much, too fast. When his obscure mother stresses over his nightly dream adventures then catches his father in a single handed affair, she insists Hubert undergo a circumcision. “It’s all about sensitivity, dear. I certainly don’t want you...

A brash, funny, and downright ballsy ode to the ups and downs of life in the air. Diary of a Pissed-Off Flight Attendant is an eye opening, behind the scenes, indiscreet account based on almost two decades of aviation industry experience. Combining a unique blend of hilarious customer antics with the secrets behind the enviable lives of flight attendants and pilots, Diary of a Pissed-Off Flight Attendant provides an all-access pass for frequent flyers and novice travelers alike. Growing up, author Sydney Pearl admired her Aunt Claire's seemingly glamorous career. Then, Sydney became a ...

A photo sent as a text has unforeseen consequences.

Buckle up and engage — it’s time to boldly go where no fan theory has gone before! Star Trek Fan Theories: Perfect for When You’re on the Toilet! is a hilarious, fast-paced collection of wild theories covering everything from The Original Series to Voyager. Each page delivers a quick, clever twist on the shows we love — perfect for short bursts of reading (whether you're on the couch... or somewhere more private). Dive into wild ideas like: Was Spock secretly a time traveler? Did Kirk have Q powers? What if Voyager never left the holodeck? Written by a lifelong Trekkie, this ...

What could possibly be better than fluffy and snuggly Goofy Newfies? How about if some playful and adorable Itty Bitty Kitties join in the fun? This heartwarming read has it all… lighthearted laughs, adorable animal antics, and all of the positive, happy feelings you crave. It even squeezes in a delightfully sweet romance. Whether you are a dog person, a cat person, or someone who has always wondered what all of the fuss is about, this book is a feel-good read that will leave you smiling and appreciating your favorite pet. THE PET SET: 1. Goofy Newfies 2. Itty Bitty Kitties 3. Funny ...

These are the times that try men's souls, or, you might say, that give us a pop quiz. Join us in the classroom to get a metaphysical view of what we souls are learning during this current insanity. Filled with humor and delightful graphics, this short, easy read is filled with spiritual insights for those seeking clarity. Topics include surprising takes on good and evil, God and religion, voting, and cults.

Edición nueva revisada e incorporación de un indice para una mejor navegación. Los mejores 900 Chistes. Aquí encontraras chistes de Jaimito,Pepito,Gitanos,Animales,Borrachos,Casados y mucho mucho mas.... Advertencia: El libro contiene chistes de Adultos ¿Que te vas a encontrar en el libro? Chistes como estos: El marido cortando jamón A ver cuénteme su versión de los hechos, dice el juez. Verá, estaba yo en la cocina con el cuchillo de cortar jamón. En esto que entra mi mujer, tropieza, cae sobre el cuchillo y se lo clava en el pecho. Ya, dice el juez, ¿y después...? Pues así, ...

“Rosa Harris has assembled a series of very thought-provoking apercus of her times and generation. They are all from different angles and none is ponderous or over-long. The result is a very pleasing, very easy, and often poignant, read.” – Conrad Black “Rosa Harris, national award-winning journalist, editor, talk show host and journalism professor, has crafted a collection of insightful, humorous and touching essays on the baby boomer generation that will leave you smiling, laughing and reminiscing on the times of your life. Baby boomers will see themselves in many of Rosa’s ...

"The night I landed on Planet Single, I had no idea I was about to blast off from the familiar married landscape. If I’d known, I could have packed a few essentials like some nicer undies, a dating guidebook and a much thicker skin, but I didn’t have the chance. I was dumped – defenceless – into a strange new world." Meet Katerina – mother- of- two, chronic daydreamer, and soon to be ex-wife. After losing her marriage and reclaiming her name in one surprising night, Kat realizes that being single again is a whole new learning curve. Things have certainly changed. You can shop ...

Festive Flaws and Fairy Lights - Book 1 Susie Satchel has it all. A new job, her own flat and a long-term boyfriend. She’s even got a new hair-style and a pair of to-die-for boots to wear as the festive period approaches. She is going to live her dream this year and have the best Christmas ever, if it’s the last thing she does. Cosy, quiet and sparkly are her three favourite words for the holidays and she is determined to make sure that her Christmas is just that. However, it seems that the great universe has other ideas for Susie as things don’t quite go as planned – starting with ...

The Grand Tour to Forty A Novel of Expensive Mistakes and Exquisite Timing Meet Del Renault: French-German aristocrat, reluctant tech executive, and professional avoider of life's larger questions. As his fortieth birthday looms like a particularly well-dressed apocalypse, Del embarks on a year-long odyssey through the world's most glamorous cities, armed with nothing but a trust fund, a cutting wit, and an alarming addiction to rosé wine and LEGO Ferrari sets. From the sun-soaked tennis courts of Sitges (where he loses spectacularly) to the champagne-hazed casino floors of Monaco (where ...

Hero of a best-selling mystery series ... and his author wants him dead. Frank Miller, hero of the best-selling mystery novels written by The Man Upstairs, works the weird streets of Chapeltown as a private detective. During the legendary case of the Black Widow everything changed, Frank becoming aware of his fictional existence. Proclaimed at the time as a work of genius, Frank believes it was the first sign The Man Upstairs was sick. This latest case, involving the death of a care worker, and coinciding with the appointment of Chapeltown’s first elected mayor, has Frank baffled. The Man...

The boy I couldn’t forget just became the man I can’t resist. Alex Walsh is the last man I want to see again. He’s charming, talented, maddeningly handsome—and the boy who once kissed me, then broke my heart in front of the whole school. That humiliation? Still burned into memory. Now, years later, I’m stuck working with him, curating his photo exhibition at the gallery. He’s still the full package, and what's worse? He knows it. But I’m not that girl anymore. My friends and I made a pact to stop chasing the wrong guys. And no matter how much his photographs move me, or how ...

Cryogenically frozen 21st century Lukas Grimm awakens aboard the starship Nautilus - 200 years in the future. The confused boy must now learn to live in a new world, amidst strange aliens, androids and advanced humans. It's a beautiful future in which Lukas has landed: humanity has joined forces with three other species to form the Space League and lives in peace. Poverty, disease, sexual prudishness and superstition have largely been eradicated, and the Star Navy, the fleet the Nautilus belongs to, is dedicated to exploring the galaxy. But life on a starship is no walk in the park, and so ...

#1 Best Seller in Rodeo, Rural Life Humor, and Extreme Sports and Winner of the 2016 Will Rogers Medallion Award for Excellence in Western Literature Rodeo legend Lecile Harris spent over sixty-five years in the arena, first as a bull rider, then a bullfighter, and finally a clown. These tales of cowboys, bulls, wrecks, fights, injuries, characters, and other rodeo legends from his storied career will leave you in stitches, just like the millions of fans Lecile entertained across North America and the world. Lecile Harris was a 4x PRCA Clown of the Year, 2007 Pro Rodeo Hall of Fame inductee...

Welcome to Marigold Lake, where the scones are sweet, the secrets are buried deep, and the Boston Terrier has better instincts than the local police. Claire Fisher thought she was getting a fresh start when she took over her great-aunt’s quaint B&B—complete with vintage doilies, opinionated guests, and a snorting sidekick named Sadie. But when a mysterious guest arrives, an old map resurfaces, and a decades-old scandal threatens to ruin more than breakfast, Claire finds herself tangled in a mystery that might just be too big for a stack of muffins to fix. Add in her ex-husband’s new ...