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My night out with friends turned into a whirlwind romantic adventure with a stranger, Mr. Tattoo Muscle. Riding on the back of his motorcycle was exhilarating and completely out of my element. His enigmatic nature is intriguing, leaving me wanting him more and more. His deep, soulful eyes hold secrets, and I feel inexplicably connected to him. None of that was planned and neither was the positive pregnancy test. Shockingly, my baby daddy turned out to be one of my dad's most trusted employees, and he has the worst reputation when it comes to women. His rough exterior hints at a complicated ...

Revel in the hilarity and silliness of the Ultimate Old Man Joke Book! All your worries, aches and pains will melt away when you start to read this entertaining book with insightful, though inane, snippets and facts about grumpy old men...and the poor old and young souls who happen to find themselves in their cross-hairs. Packed with rib-tickling jokes, one-liners, limericks and other fun stuff, this joke collection is perfect for anyone who enjoys a good laugh. The Ultimate Old Man Joke Book Features: 240+ individual funny items including jokes, limericks, one-liners and more. Funny and ...

What does a newspaper salesman, a cop, a ticking biological clock, an Amish family, edible underwear and peanut butter have in common? Who the hell knows; but if you read ‘Perfectly Matched’ you will soon find out. The third and final book in the ‘Perfectly’ series, Author Christina Cooper does it again. ‘Perfectly Matched’ is sure to engage even the most critical reader. Packed with laugh out loud comedy, adrenaline rushes, and heart palpitating romance, ‘Perfectly Matched’ has it all. Follow Norma Nudle as she plans the wedding of her dreams, accidentally breaks the law, ...

A smart, fast, funny, and incisive portrait of today's liberal arts college scene, cancel culture, and more. A chance encounter—if it is by chance—gives J. the opportunity of a lifetime. A physician in a midlife funk, he is invited to speak at a small college. But when he arrives at the secluded island campus of Nevergreen College he gets a lot more than he bargained for. No one actually shows up for his talk, but that doesn't stop it from becoming the center of a firestorm of controversy—with potentially fatal consequences. "Nevergreen brings to mind Vonnegut's brilliant short story,...

Library whispers to wedding bells faster than you can say, “overdue book fines.” He's Rivermint Cove's most eligible bachelor—and I’m the awkward librarian. He’s also, inconveniently, my best friend’s brother. What started out as an innocent blind date ended in Nate blurting out that we were engaged and asking me to play along. So, I did what any logical bookworm would do: I dove headfirst into the role, swapping the quiet of my library for the whirlwind of make-believe matrimony. Now, I'm dodging congratulations and attending eye-opening couples retreats while battling my real ...

When 4 men cross the wrong besties they get the gory awakening of a lifetime.

A burnt-out media executive. A chance to leave it all behind. Can she take that leap into the unknown, or is she doomed to fail? Alison was stuck going nowhere. Her shiny career had well and truly lost its lustre, despite the money her TV bosses were offering. Nothing would make up for the sacrifices she’d made these past fifteen years. When she spotted an opportunity for her other half Down Under, could she leave behind a well-paid job and all that was familiar to up sticks? When the restoration on the couple's dream home became unaffordable, they were off once again, crisscrossing the ...

#1 Best Seller in Rodeo, Rural Life Humor, and Extreme Sports and Winner of the 2016 Will Rogers Medallion Award for Excellence in Western Literature Rodeo legend Lecile Harris spent over sixty-five years in the arena, first as a bull rider, then a bullfighter, and finally a clown. These tales of cowboys, bulls, wrecks, fights, injuries, characters, and other rodeo legends from his storied career will leave you in stitches, just like the millions of fans Lecile entertained across North America and the world. Lecile Harris was a 4x PRCA Clown of the Year, 2007 Pro Rodeo Hall of Fame inductee...

Love him or hate him there's no denying that it's easy to joke about Donald Trump. This short book containing over 150 Donald Trump jokes is an ideal gift for a Trump lover/hater or just for yourself to read in your spare time - ideal for reading in the toilet or for that matter anywhere when you need a good laugh. Care should be taken as some of the jokes are unsuitable for children.

There has been ample discourse on masculinity, on the qualities of a real man, a devoted father, a supportive husband, and a conscientious citizen. However, before embarking on a journey toward any of these ideals, a man must first learn to love his cock. Having an exceptionally large one, I felt compelled to share my vision of manhood. In this book, I explain how a man can harness the power of his penis and channel it toward meaningful progress, such as ending poverty or solving climate change. Within these pages, I will teach you how to walk into a room and own it, how to eat steak like a...

One morning, David Michaels awakens at his sister’s studio apartment and ponders how it all went wrong for him. Three weeks earlier, he had a beautiful girlfriend, a fabulous sub-let apartment in Manhattan and a seemingly secure job at a top, New York investment bank. After losing everything, including his hair, all he has now is a place to sleep, albeit on a twin-size mattress that he must inflate every night. However, this is better than his other, only true option - returning for a third time to his parent’s house.

Watch out for that…Pom-A-Weenie? The return of Daniel O’Dwyer! Ripped from the current headlines, Daniel O’ Dwyer is doing his best to survive on his Oak Island paradise during these unprecedented times; through this uncharted territory; in the midst of these seismic events… The pharmacy director at Boiling Grove Community Hospital dies at his desk, leading Daniel back to the hospital, the last place he wants to be. At first, the death seems natural, but with the aid of deceased sovereign Charlemagne, King of the Franks, Daniel discovers more than he bargained for. Meanwhile, ...

I present to you my own Fart Encyclopedia. Since we all fart in one way or another, this book will categorize those different types of farts that exist in the world. These are farts that I have heard about, experienced, smelt or dealt, or have read about. I have listed these various farts in alphabetical order, and have included illustrations with most. Illustration done by your humble author. In this world there are two main types of farts: those you do and those done by others. Whether you are the farter or the poor person that experienced someone else’s farts, I think you will find ...

Glass House is the eleventh instalment of Andrea Frazer’s Falconer Files, a detective series chock-full of picture-postcard villages, dastardly deeds, and a delightful slice of humour. 'This is an entertaining and well written mystery and number eleven in this excellent series. The main characters are likeable - even lovable - there are intriguing plots and plenty of humour as well as serious investigation.' Reader review 'This series is turning into another Midsomer Murders, surprised there is anyone left alive. The author has cleverly made use of the public fascination with reality ...

Charlie's novel is being filmed as a movie ... Then the star is kidnapped. Charlie McGinley's latest novel is being filmed on location in New Mexico. Everything is going great, until Scott Lassiter, the hard-drinking star of the film, disappears. Vanessa Tanner, the female lead in the movie, is married to Scott. She quickly becomes the primary suspect in the case. Charlie, who was once engaged to Vanessa, reluctantly agrees to help her. Then, it gets really strange... Can Charlie find Scott, save the movie, and not get knocked off, while trying to convince his wife that he's not having an ...

This is the BUMPER edition, One Hit Wonders of the 50's, 60's, 70's and 80's together in one volume. Over 1600 One Hit Wonders of those choice decades brought direct to you in eBook format. YES! We said SIXTEEN HUNDRED! Facts, chart positions, and crazy trivia of the songs we love and hate. Every one holds its own unique story, and some have as much drama as a Hollywood adventure movie. The complete stats/trivia for the One Hit Wonders will make you listen to your favorite songs in a whole new light. Why accept lesser volumes that just list the top 100 songs? With information taken from ...

In a battle of wits, will love emerge victorious? Alec Beckett, true to his name, is a witty smart-aleck who’s been nursing a broken heart for far too long. When the girl who shattered his dreams, Willow Rushman, suddenly reappears, he feels the urge to run. Yet every breath she takes ignites a challenge to his sense of honor—and maybe even the walls he’s built around himself. Willow knows this moment is too precious to let slip away. Determined to engage in a battle of words, she finds Alec less a knight in shining armor and more a toad in tinfoil. But as their playful sparring ...

The past thirty years of the wrestling business have been a very tumultuous time, as what was once a regional business grew into a national, and eventually global, entertainment industry. That history is loaded with pivotal moments where one slight change could have had a massive ripple effect that completely changed the landscape of wrestling as we know it today. This collection of Wrestling History Revisited titles looks at many such pivotal moments in the history of WWE. What if the Montreal Screwjob never happened? How should WWE have rebuilt after the failed WCW/ECW InVasion angle? ...

El Principito vive con una flor caprichosa y tres volcanes. Tiene un altercado con la flor y decide abandonar el planeta en busca de conocimiento. Recorre varios planetas, habitados por: Dios, un sadomasoquista, un obeso, un millonario, un monje zen y google. El concepto de seriedad que tienen los adultos lo deja perplejo y descubre que las personas mayores solo son niños crecidos. Llega a la Tierra donde se siente más solo que nunca. Una mina antipersona le da su versión pesimista sobre los hombres y lo poco que se puede esperar de ellos. Tampoco el zorrino contribuye a mejorar su ...

A Collection of Short Tales is an anthology of unique stories that will capture one's imagination. Characters that you might cheer or jeer for are woven into these stories. Maybe... just maybe you will get lost within a tale and emerge a new person. Or maybe... just maybe you will have a good laugh. Either way dive into this compilation of distinctive stories and have fun.