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HELEN OF TROY is a quirky and lively retelling of the classic Greek legend in small-town America. Helen Ramsey and her good-old-boy husband, Rudy, fight like caged roosters. When their bachelor neighbor becomes Helen’s confidant, rumors spread and sides square off until the entire town joins the ruckus. After Helen is kidnapped by her would-be lover, Rudy resorts to a clever Trojan Horse stratagem, and Helen wages a war worthy of a goddess. But will even that be enough to triumph over the gossip of a small-town Cassandra?

A trivia book about sexually based topics. Includes three fun filled chapters; 1-"Sexy Seductive Body Parts", 2-"Terms And Phrases De La Sex", 3-"Sexual Beings Being Sexually", as well as an answer key. Each chapter has ten questions. Each question has four multiple choice options. The difficulty level is moderate and very provocative. Interesting enough for an individual. Great ice breaker/party game. Suitable for any and all adults, man, woman or any group. Gain awareness and knowledge while sharing love and laughter.

If you want to experience more rejections in your life from women DO NOT BUY this ebook! On the other hand, if you want to learn to play your cards right in flirting and seducing sexy ladies, READ this informative ebook! This humorous ebook will definitely boost your confidence tremendously. Winning the Seduction Game is Guarantee. You won't regret it! If you apply the unbelievable techniques shared in this ebook, you will have control over women. How will this book help you? You will learn: 1. How to steal her phone number in 5 minutes without having to steal her phone! 2. How to use your ...

Mr. Meadows was born and raised in the Ozark Mountains of Missouri. He has ridden countless horseback miles on their rough trails and met a passel of colorful individuals. He has been a librarian, mail-order business owner, and clock repairman. In this book, you will find narratives related to all these subjects, written in his lively and witty style. Mark D. Meadows continues to relate his memories of the Missouri hills. His previous book, Echoes from the Ozarks, contains many stories, most of them short and amusing. The current book has a number of longer narratives, as well as several ...

Brain Cells Not Included: Warning: Intelligence Sold Separately 😂 A hilarious deep dive into modern absurdity, where logic goes missing and nonsense reigns supreme. 🧠 Warning: intelligence not required—but a sense of humor is essential. 📉 Takes aim at society’s most baffling trends, from corporate chaos to influencer insanity. 🗯️ Packed with biting sarcasm and razor-sharp wit, perfect for fans of satire and social commentary. 🤦 Explores the everyday moments that make you ask, “How did we get here?” 💼 Skewers corporate nonsense, buzzword culture, and the cult of ...

Meet Julia Bancroft. Fabulous, talented, beautiful…deluded and friendless. You won’t like her at first but maybe her ‘nice’ lessons might change your mind? Being nice doesn't come naturally to (self-proclaimed) renowned Regency romance author, Julia. But when her husband walks out on her and she realises she has no friends, she faces a future of dying alone with the pesky cats eating her face. Thankfully, she doesn't have any cats but drastic times call for drastic measures. Guided (reluctantly) by her annoyingly wholesome new neighbour, Julia dives into the horrors of small talk, ...

Get ready for a wild ride through the high-stakes world of politics, media, and gender identity. Dr. Nadia Spencer is a celebrity cosmetic surgeon, UN Special Ambassador for Female Genital Mutilation, mother of two precocious kids, and wife to a rising Republican mayoral candidate. She's also biracial, brilliant, and beautiful—and America can’t get enough of her. But just weeks before election day, Nadia begins to unravel. Her body, her past, and her carefully calibrated public persona are all coming undone. And the secret she’s been holding for decades is clawing its way into the ...

Sit back, relax, and let me take you for a ride around Las Vegas. Let me share with you some of my most unforgettable cab fares in 20 years of driving a taxicab. Each chapter is based on a true story except for one. How about these stories? My fight with a porno star, a woman who’d been slipped a roofie, a carnival man, a nymphomaniac, Italian Mafia wannabees, a warrant for my arrest, a juggler, a wedding, a hit and run, a spitter, a transsexual, a shooting, a stabbing, a Mafia job offer, a robbery, a gigolo, a happy ending, nicknames and famous names, a murder, brothel runs, a ...

In Michael Konik’s darkly satirical debut novel, an American Humbert Humbert is overwhelmed by fantasies of becoming a Vegas big shot. Dubbed the “Dean of the World’s Gambling Writers,” Konik is a former Cigar Aficionado gaming columnist and TV poker analyst. The best-selling author of three acclaimed gambling-story collections, including The Man with the $100,000 Breasts, he brings his vast knowledge of the casino world to the pages of this viciously funny (and strangely inspiring) evisceration of our modern aspirational lifestyle.

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Fresh out of rehab, and on the verge of permanently becoming a Hollywood has-been, veteran and (formerly) well-respected TV producer Jillian Newkirk accepts the only job left in town for him - running the ratings-challenged Thursday Night Wrasslin’ for his ex-fiance’s struggling network. Jabroni: noun, 1) One who is paid to lose. 2) In professional wrestling, a wrestler who loses in order to make another wrestler look good. 3) Jillian Newkirk You’ve heard of David Chase (The Sopranos). You know Vince Gilligan (Breaking Bad). Now, meet Jillian Newkirk, the writer of the biggest show ...

What if the founding of America’s strangest religion didn’t start with divine revelation—but with a teenager, a magic rock, and some very suspicious dirt holes? Before the Revelation is the book your bishop hoped you’d never read: a blisteringly funny, unapologetically irreverent deep dive into the early life of Joseph Smith—the man who went from failed treasure hunter to prophet of the Restoration, one vision, one disappearing set of gold plates, and one highly choreographed angel encounter at a time. 🔥 Inside you’ll find: Seer stones in hats (yes, really) Family dreams that...

You can be happier and more successful when you learn to play the game of work. If you're not currently satisfied in your career, it could be because you're playing by the wrong rules. In Winning the Game of Work, Terry Boyle McDougall shares the rules she learned from wise mentors and coaches, as well as the lessons she learned the hard way. She entered the workplace as an ambitious “go-getter” and was confused about why she wasn't advancing at the pace she expected. She learned that being smart and working hard aren't enough. The reward for developing a strategy for the game of work ...

I'm pregnant with my ex's brother's baby. The plan was to avoid anything related to my ex-boyfriend Jacob Cane by leaving my hometown of Braven Bay. But fate had other plans. I crossed paths with his older brother, Nate, in the Windy City. Nate is a former Marine and firefighter with forest green eyes and an incredible body. Nate is not only in the same city as me, he's also my neighbor. And... He doesn't like me. He holds animosity towards me from years earlier when fate first brought us together. It doesn’t stop the electricity we both feel. As we become closer, Jacob's sense of ...

The revised, expanded version of Martin Noble's black comic novel, adapted from Jack Pulman's much-loved and highly acclaimed Royal Television Society award-winning television series. A few weeks before the outbreak of the Second World War, recently released convict Gerhardt Schulz is transferred from an underpants factory to the SS. Private Schulz is determined to sit out the war but, under the fiendish Major Neuheim, he is soon involved in kidnapping British spies on the Durch border and bugging rooms in Berlin's notorious Salon Kitty brothel. It is here that he falls in love with ...

What happens when a clever, rule-bending, meatloaf-loving pup decides to keep a daily journal of his misadventures? You get Confessions of a Naughty Dog—a hilarious, heart-tugging, and occasionally slobber-covered memoir told entirely from the paws of Nugget, a stubborn pit bull with a nose for trouble and a heart of gold. From epic escapes under the fence to surprise garden stakeouts, Nugget’s “letters to Dogery” capture a year’s worth of laugh-out-loud antics, wild backyard operations, and a noble quest for snacks, justice, and maybe—just maybe—graduating obedience school. ...

A Few Reviews: “Rona D. Drinkard has a relaxed writing style that is so casual that you may forget you’re actively reading a book. - Indies Today "The voice of these women is still sorely underrepresented in literature, and with her book, Rona D. Drinkard makes a great service to all of us. - The Chrysalis BREW Project “Rona D. Drinkard had me laughing along with and rooting for this tight-knit group of friends, each with their own inimitable personality." - National Indie Excellence Award Synopsis: "Friendship Matters" is a critically acclaimed romantic comedy that beautifully blends...

Whoops! All I wanted to do was have one hot night with a stranger... And now everything is going wrong! Okay, so I kind-of-sort-of accidentally ended up in bed with my brother’s best friend. How did I manage this? Well, I was traveling out of town when I met a tall, smokin’ guy with a devilish grin. That’s when I decided I was going to do something I had never done before— Have earth-shattering, mind-blowing sex with someone who's totally out of my league! I mean, how often does a regular girl like me get this kind of shot anyway? And it was so worth it, because, for the first time ...

On a flight home from Houston, pet store owners Myrtle Humphry and Edna Ulington joke that they've kept their husbands in cages in the basement for thirty years. Overhearing this, Tracy Kensington hires Myrtle and Edna to kidnap and obedience train her tyrannical husband like a dog to get him out of her life once and for all. The problem: Tracy's husband, Jared, is a police officer and a local hero. Jared's disappearance becomes a major news story. Between reruns of Murder, She Wrote, Myrtle and Edna collect more men who wander into their pet store, searching for Jared. Meanwhile, word ...

When Jess is invited to “America’s most haunted B’n’B,” she expects a weekend of spooky tales and harmless frights. But as the storm of the century batters Teague Hall, it becomes clear this is no ordinary ghost story. Joining Jess are a motley crew of guests: fiery activist Dallas Cantrell and her charming husband Tyson, Instagram-obsessed influencer Avery, and a pair of retirees whose genial exterior may hide something sinister. Ghostly whispers lead to startling discoveries, including a hidden intruder in the attic, a shipwreck steeped in tragedy, and a curator with secrets as ...