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Silk ended the demand for beaver hair felt in top hats. While this may have saved beaver from extinction, it did not save the mountain man. Should Caleb rebuild the ranch, chase the California gold, or go back to the mountains? How does a young man choose? These were questions Caleb had no answer for, because none would fill what was missing inside.

Author's warning This here silly comedy was my first, and very daft, attempt at writing a novel, and was intended to spoof the very genre I went on to write in. It's only up here on Amazon because it still makes me laugh... If you want to read something good, take a tilt at Olives, Beirut or Shemlan for starters. If you like a thriller closer to home, then I'd recommend A Decent Bomber. And if you like a touch of the psychological, then Birdkill. Only read this one if you really must - and don't go complaining or saying you weren't warned... Ben Jonson is a doctor in Richmond, London. Life ...

What do you say to someone who just stumbled out of a wormhole wearing a powdered wig and asking for directions to the moon? This book has you covered. 1000 Ideas To Confuse a Time Traveler is your ultimate guide to gleeful chaos across the ages — packed with anachronisms, fake technologies, impossible foods, and paradoxes designed to make any time-hopping visitor question reality itself. Whether you want to convince a Victorian scholar that ducks are government agents or teach a Renaissance knight the rules of “quantum baseball,” these ideas blur the lines between now, then, and ...

Join Stella, Katie, Eli, and the Gang for an amazing adventure inside the gates of Mountainville—and beyond! Things are going well for the Mountainville Crew. Spring is in the air and the weather is nice and sunny. The ball pit is as fun as ever. Shenanigans are the order of the day. Until Christophr Ball arrives in town. Christopher seems like a nice enough guy, even if he is a tad snooty. But someone has a grudge against him. A mysterious force is lurking in the shadows, trying to sabotage Christopher from enjoying his Mountainville vacation. And what’s worse, they’re framing Stella...

Mary Winston is an English lawyer hired by Templeton & Moore in New York City, days away from becoming a partner. Busy with her legal duties, she spends little time relaxing, living life dispassionately and responsibly. George, her husband of only a year, playfully attempts to help Mary relax at their get-a-way cottage in upstate. He is all too successful, as he teasingly, lulls Mary to sleep and prods her dreams to expand into full-fledged-fantasies that refuse to release her. Mary suffers through an alternate reality that draws her hopelessly into the world of Leprechauns, whispering cats...

Making Monsters is an apocalyptic horse race. Ozark reluctantly participates in a half-baked conspiracy to overthrow the United Corporations of America. But time is running out. Manmade earthquakes create sinkholes that devour the landscape. Engineered sterility devastates crops and plant life. Chemically induced insomnia spreads like a virus. Scorned militants indulge dark desires. And ancient, subterranean nightmares will compete to bring the era of man to an abrupt and unmerciful conclusion. The end is near…and it's corporately sponsored.

When Hugo Bingham is invited to his friend Freddie's family home, the last thing he expected was to be searching the grounds for a dead body that keeps vanishing. With Gladstone in tow though, whatever situation he finds himself in, he's in safe hands.

Let's be honest: Life did not come with a user's manual. Sure you probably got the basics growing up - don't touch hot stoves, tie your shoes, say "please" even when you want to scream. But no one sat you down and explained the truly weird, invisible stuff - like how to exit a conversation without sounding rude, why everyone suddenly becomes a weatherman when small talk runs dry, or how to understand what "let's do lunch sometime" actually means. This book is all about all that and more. It is a tour through the stuff you weren't taught - but were expected to just "get" somewhere alone the ...

Hero of a best-selling mystery series ... and his author wants him dead. Frank Miller, hero of the best-selling mystery novels written by The Man Upstairs, works the weird streets of Chapeltown as a private detective. During the legendary case of the Black Widow everything changed, Frank becoming aware of his fictional existence. Proclaimed at the time as a work of genius, Frank believes it was the first sign The Man Upstairs was sick. This latest case, involving the death of a care worker, and coinciding with the appointment of Chapeltown’s first elected mayor, has Frank baffled. The Man...

Join bestselling author Ivanka on a journey through the heart of Italy. From the cobblestone streets of Rome to the sun-kissed vineyards of Tuscany, Ivanka and her Principe Azzurro (Prince Charming) navigate the joys and challenges of Italian life. With humor, warmth, and an unwavering passion for la dolce vita, she invites readers to immerse themselves in the vibrant tapestry of Italian life, discovering that being Italian is more than you think—it’s family! Ivanka opens the door to the vibrant, sometimes chaotic, and always heartfelt world of Italian family life. With vivid ...

With a terminal diagnosis her life will never be the same again. Against the odds, will she make the right decisions? From the outside Beryl has everything, a happy marriage, a loving family and loyal friends. That is until her doctor tells her she only has 52 weeks left to live. Making a decision to treat her limited time as an adventure, she decides to free herself and enjoy as many new experiences as she can fit in. Some adventures can be small; meeting new people and making a difference to their lives, while others can be huge life affirming events. It’s all about how you tackle them ...

Dad’s best friend was my first… and now he’s my Boss. When he looks at me with those sea-blue eyes, I’m putty in his hands. He’s as old as my parents and my dad definitely would not approve. Not to mention, he thinks he’s the cat's meow and is dangerous AF. He’s mysterious and very protective over me… way too irresistible. Not to mention, he’s also scorching hot with a massive… bank account. I’m falling fast and hard. It’s clear his mission is to claim me, so I let him steal my v-card. It’s so wrong but feels so right. Now he’s my big bad secret. Until my dad ...

A clever con man trying to go legit and a cast of eccentric characters team up to catch a killer in this fast, surprising, and witty mystery series debut. “Loaded with one liners. Keeps the plot turning.” — Kirkus Reviews When San Francisco con artist Jack McCoul gets married, he vows to give up his life of crime for good. But then his new brother-in-law pulls a heist that lands Jack in the middle of a deadly fight over hot computer chips. As bodies stack up, he must pull off the grift of a lifetime to solve a murder and escape a one-way ticket to death row. Read as a standalone or as...

The UnNamed Traveler is BACK! From Alaska, to the D-Day beaches, to Morocco, to Israel, to India, and even to Vietnam, he brings back 24 more stories of adventures—and misadventures!—from around the world! He might even have some actual travel advice here for you! Wake up your travel dreams with his new, humorous book!!

Shada is the chief science officer of the Nautilus and also the only android with an acknowledged free will. She doesn't want to become human, but wants to learn as much as possible about life, thinking and feelings of humanoids. She meets Zane, a very attractive lustbot (sorry - »company android«). She enhances his ability to decide on his own and starts a relationship with him. What is at first just another experiment for her quickly leads to the most curious turbulences. At the same time, Lukas Grimm, the boy from the 21st century, has to take up his post as the ship's steward and gets...

Determined to fulfill his dream after the death of his brother, Tom comes face to face with the wild forces of the western frontier. Working through the challenges that stand in his way, the young man struggles to survive as he fights, bleeds, and loves, earning his right to be a mountain man.

Cuando se entera de que está embarazada del hombre más poderoso de San Francisco, huye con su hijo. Pero, ¿qué ocurre cuando un encuentro fortuito hace que él vuelva a su vida? Claire Bennet ha pasado la mayor parte de su vida estancada. Hacer lo que sus estrictos padres le pedían la dejaba insatisfecha, sola y hambrienta de una vida de verdad. Por eso, cuando se aventuró en un bar de moteros de San Francisco, lo único que quería era divertirse un poco. Pero no tenía ni idea de que acabaría conociendo a Damien Cole. Él le dio todo lo que le faltaba en la vida: amor, atención y ...

The fourth book in the bestselling The Mouse That Roared series brings the Duchy of Grand Fenwick's most extraordinary achievement yet--the defeat of OPEC and the happy solution to the world's oil crisis, which came about through the best that international diplomacy has to offer: duplicity and dumb luck. It all began when the Count of Mountjoy, the prime minister of Grand Fenwick, was unable to get a hot bath because of the fuel shortage... Books in The Grand Fenwick Series: Books 2 through 5 are best read after The Mouse That Roared, but all of the books can be read and enjoyed at any ...

Gloriana XII--The Original Wolf of Wall Street. In this hilarious sequel to The Mouse That Roared, Grand Fenwick is at it again, this time upsetting the world's economy. The tiny country's secret weapon this time is its Grand Pinot chewing gum. When sales boom during an anti-smoking campaign, Grand Fenwick's investment is suddenly worth millions. In an attempt to rid Grand Fenwick of its crippling budget surplus, Duchess Gloriana XII decides the stock market is the perfect place to lose it all. Instead, she makes millions more and ends up wreaking havoc on the world economy. Never has "the ...

“In the beginning, there was the phone. And it was good. Too good.” Once upon a time, humans walked the earth with their heads held high — literally. They made eye contact. They talked. With their actual mouths. These strange, ancient beings — let’s call them Pre-iZombians — read physical books, made awkward small talk in elevators, and suffered the cruel torment of waiting in line without entertainment. It was a savage, barbaric time. Then came the glow. It began innocently enough: a message here, a selfie there, a map to avoid the existential terror of asking for directions. ...