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When we last saw Steve Wallace, he was a cool and cocky chick magnet. But what made him that way? In answering that question, Blue-Eyed Son takes you back to the early 1970s to show the origin of the kid who eventually became The Breeze. With the misguided help of an older woman, Steve transforms from a humiliated boy dealing with the aftermath of a childhood prank into a teen with a don’t give a shit attitude. In between, he learns way more than he should about dealing with the opposite sex, and by the time he reaches high school, girls of all ages love him. Steve and his buddies re-...

A waitress accused of murder. A detective bent on proving her innocence. Dating lessons gone horribly awry… Emily Brown has hit rock bottom. Dead end job, newly single, and, the cherry on top, her license just got suspended. Enter Reed Montgomery, the annoyingly attractive detective who offers to drive her to and from work in exchange for dating lessons. There’s only one problem—Reed is her ex boyfriend’s brother and he doesn’t remember Emily. Oh and also, Emily might be developing a teeny-tiny crush on him. Make that two problems, then. Emily has the situation all in hand though....

So here we are. You, me, and probably a little skepticism about why a grown woman would willingly spend her life nude outside of, like, showers and doctor visits. I get it. I used to be like you—modest, covered, and a firm believer that boobs were only supposed to see daylight once every two years during a bikini mishap. But then life took a turn. A weird, slippery, slightly jiggly turn. I didn’t wake up one morning and say, “You know what would make my life better? Not wearing pants ever again.” No, it started with a wine-fueled backyard dare, an overly confident Susan, and one ...

In middle school, and at age twelve, Janie Mulvaney is trapped between kid-and-teenage-hood. Her sister treats her like a peon. Mom won't let her get a cell phone. Uncle Alvin embarrasses her. Grandma calls her Bumble Cheeks. Janie tries to earn money, but things backfire, and she ends up owing a doink-load. Luckily, Janie's quirky sense of humor and wacky perspective help her zigzag through this tween trap. Whether you are twelve, a mom, grandma, or any age in between, you will laugh out loud at the story's zany characters.

At Dewey, Cheatham & Howe, we have heard a lot of nasty things about lawyers. Some of them have been pretty funny. So we decided to start collecting them. So far I believe we have a compilation of the world's great lawyer jokes. So we called it The World's Greatest Lawyer Jokes. Catchy huh!

Foreskins Forever They say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. So why are we still fixing babies? Welcome to the world of foreskin — that large flap of skin you’re not supposed to talk about at polite dinner parties. In this cheeky but thoroughly researched book, we take a magnifying glass (not literally, don’t worry) to the strange American obsession with circumcision. Most of the planet quietly stopped doing it decades ago. But the U.S.? Still cutting it off like it’s 1899. This book asks the obvious-but-taboo questions: What exactly is the foreskin — and why does it come as ...

When nudist and reluctant adult Kristin opens her door to a surprise naked visitor, she expects confusion. What she doesn’t expect is Kyle—a tall, overly chill stranger with a suspiciously symmetrical butt, a ferret in a hoodie, and absolutely no plans to leave. Claiming a case of mistaken identity and a nudist Craigslist post gone wrong, Kyle makes himself (and his emotional-support ferret, Muffin) right at home in Kristin’s unclothed, caffeine-fueled life. As Kyle slowly invades every corner of her peaceful nude routine, chaos unfolds: Susan starts a group chat conspiracy, Janessa ...

🎃👻 Why did the undead chicken cross the road? To get to the fool's house. Knock, knock! Who’s there? …The undead chicken😆😅😂🤣 – 🧟♂️🧠 written by unknown undead. Get ready to howl with laughter (or moan, groan & face-plant 😱🤣) this Halloween! Prepare for spine-tingling, side-splitting chills with the ultimate 🎃 categorized collection of Halloween & Horror Humor that’ll tickle your funny bone🦴🩻 & leave you cackling like a witch 🧙♀️💀! Get buried alive in an utter avalanche⛷️🏂 of face-planting😒🌵 BAD (😈 EVIL?) DAD jokes -...

All true stories from the career of a professional firefighter. These are funny, and amazing tales from the author's 33 years in the fifth largest fire department in North America, the Toronto Fire Department, and later, the Toronto Fire Services. From hilarity to horror, the strange twists of fate to the odd responses of the human animal, the author has seen it all, in a city big enough to hold the unexpected.

(Professionally edited March 11th) He's coming for me and the only safe harbor in sight is in the arms of Axel. Tessa Man whore. Murderer. Just a few words I would use to describe him. He's the president of a local MC. And he's my Best friend's brother. Yet none of things seem to stop me from wanting him. From needing him. Betrayal cuts deep. Now I'm running from him and my past. Did I mention I'm pregnant with his twins. Axel I'm the president of The Sons Of Apocalypse MC. I want I Take. That fucking simple. I want Tessa. She backs down to no one. That's what drew me to her. Like a moth to...

The second edition of Secrets of a Phone Sex Operator is an extension of the first. Covering an additional 60 pages of information. These editions include more information about how I got started and what it's like to own a company, more stories about the clients I've talked to, and a bonus section about how to become a phone sex operator. The book is to help everyone understand the truth behind the phone sex industry, the people, the callers, the fantasies. I will get into stories and explanations of different fetishes such as adult babies, sissification. CBT, underage, mutual masturbation...

He thinks I won’t accept every one of his dares? Just wait and see! Some big-city nerds have invaded my beloved small town. I hear they’re scouting locations for their tech start-up… But I’m not about to give them a warm welcome! Then again…one of them is pretty hot. In fact, I wouldn’t kick Zach Hamilton out of bed unless I wanted to do it on the floor. He’s tall and tempting, and behind his glasses, his eyes are a piercing blue. He’s got a cut jaw with a bit of sexy stubble and... Wait. I don’t do nerds. I don’t even do relationships ever since I was burned by another ...

Let's rewind in time to meet a certain J. Robert Oppenheimer. We'll call him the "Master of Atomic Mayhem," and for a good reason. This lad, once a lover of poetry in the academic jungles of Harvard and Cambridge, ended up playing with the building blocks of the universe in the dry, remote desert of Los Alamos. In the midst of World War II, Oppenheimer was not penning sonnets to the serene landscape. Oh no, he was orchestrating the creation of the world's deadliest weapon, the atomic bomb, under a veil of secrecy. This cocktail of doom and destruction ushered in the Atomic Age. Post-war ...

A feisty 60-something woman and a beautiful spirit—or ghost or apparition, whatever you want to call Irma—solve kooky mysteries. Mabel Gold had a perfect life as a Long Island wife and mother. Until her doctor husband dumped her for a scheming bimbo. After eating a few gallons of ice cream and feeling sorry for herself, she did what any gal from Brooklyn would do—she picked herself up and decided not to become a big, fat blob. She’d show the jerk. A fresh start in Florida was like a glass of orange juice in the morning. Just what she needed. Of course, there were things that seemed ...

In the hilarious, quantum-entangled second adventure of the Felix Bumblesnap series, everyone's favorite accidental physicist, Felix Bumblesnap, is back—and this time, things are getting cosmically complicated. After accidentally engineering a robotic kitten utopia in "Oops, We Saved Humanity," Felix and his intrepid (if reluctantly assembled) team believed life might return to something resembling normal. But normalcy explodes spectacularly once more when Felix's latest "harmless" experiment in quantum communications attracts some unexpected attention: interstellar mail delivery via ...

Drugs. Delusions. Or the Biggest Mystery in Florida Since Will-o'-the-wisp? Meet Barry Babcock, your typical Florida Man—unemployed, self-medicated, and living in a swamp-side trailer with a laundry list of bad decisions behind him. But when a death-defying stunt lands him in a psychiatric facility, Barry’s got a hell of a story to tell. To the staff psychiatrist, it starts off as the usual Florida nonsense: drugs, booze, alligator dodging, and some questionable life choices. But then Barry takes a sharp left into the unexplainable—because according to him, the real reason he wound up...

A woman who’s torn. A man who knows exactly what he wants—her. Years after a wrenching breakup, Liam shows up to Ashley’s bachelorette party, desperate to stop the wedding. She goes through with it anyway. Now she’s back, a divorced mother of two, and they have a second chance with the one that got away. Can Ashley give up her stubborn ways and accept Liam’s love, or will he be left with another broken heart? *Trigger Warning: Talk of accidental near-drowning of a baby. Get ready for another Forty-Something Singles of Virginia Beach with this second-chance romance! The Forty-...

An Exclusive Collection of President Trump's Most Outrageous Tweets! BONUS: Rare Deleted Tweets By Donald Trump If you have been paying attention to politics in the past year, you'll know that Donald Trump has mostly been at the center of attention for most of the past year. Trump has overcome harsh criticism, career threatening scandals, and controversial recordings with Billy Bush to become the 45th President of the United States. Over the course of Trump's campaign and the time leading up to it, Twitter has been one of his favorite resources for communication. Trump uses Twitter as a ...

The Time-Traveling Teapot Book Three in THE FELIX BUMBLESNAP MISADVENTURES Series When an ordinary tea break becomes an extraordinary crisis, it's just another Tuesday at Quantum Labs. Dr. Felix Bumblesnap—scientific genius, chaos enthusiast, and creator of accidentally sentient appliances—is back with his most reality-threatening invention yet: a quantum-entangled teapot that brews the perfect cup of Earl Grey by harvesting tea from multiple points in history simultaneously. What could possibly go wrong? Everything, naturally. When Felix's latest "minor calibration" tears holes in the ...

Liam, in between jobs, is suddenly gifted the opportunity of a lifetime running his uncle's pub in Tenerife. Hilarious misadventures when Liam is able to leave the rut of a boring life he's living in Bristol behind and help his Uncle Eric run his pub in the sun - The Elephant on the Creek, in Las Americas. Love, romance and happiness are on the horizon for him when out of the blue, Liam's past love and a new love interest both enter his life at the same time, with unexpected consequences for him. Fate, however, lends a hand and things don't always go as planned.