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Foreskins Forever They say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. So why are we still fixing babies? Welcome to the world of foreskin — that large flap of skin you’re not supposed to talk about at polite dinner parties. In this cheeky but thoroughly researched book, we take a magnifying glass (not literally, don’t worry) to the strange American obsession with circumcision. Most of the planet quietly stopped doing it decades ago. But the U.S.? Still cutting it off like it’s 1899. This book asks the obvious-but-taboo questions: What exactly is the foreskin — and why does it come as ...

*All books in the Klutzy Collection can be read as standalones.* Book two in the Klutzy Collection: The only thing more disastrous than Emma Young’s clumsiness is her dating record. After kissing one too many frogs, she’s ready to give up on men, retreat to her Irish hometown, and embrace a future of sweatpants and spinsterhood. Too bad her mother didn't get the memo. So when Winnie learns that the hunky handyman she hired for her daughter is none other than Roan McKabe, the one who got away (but barely since Emma ran into his car), she decides Roan is the perfect man to fix more than ...

Here are some of the most convincing UFO accounts of all time. Some accounts contain dozens or hundreds of eye witnesses

FROM MILLION-SELLING AUTHOR, BERNICE BLOOM - a wonderful romantic comedy about love, longing, and the madness of lockdown! As the book opens, Mary Brown is desperate to win back Ted, the love of her life. She becomes convinced that the way to do it is by putting herself through a six-week transformation plan in time for her friend's 30th birthday party that Ted is coming to. But, like most things in Mary Brown's life, things don't go exactly according to plan. Featuring a drunk winter Olympics, an amorous fitness instructor, a crazy psychic, spying, dieting, exercising and a trip to the ...

It's like a stand-up comedy special in written format. Part-humor, part-anecdote, part-observation, One Odd Cat: Strange Adventures in Strangeness is a trippy journey along the offbeat logic of a casual, lifelong philosopher. If you drew a Venn diagram with three circles, one for wit, one for wisdom, and one for weird, this book would be dead center... but somehow still off-kilter. One Odd Cat: Strange Adventures in Strangeness takes readers along for the ride through the eccentric observations of Larry Nocella. This collection of true bizarre adventures includes dozens of observations, ...

Yes, it’s here—a guide for people who want to know the ins and outs of sleazy living. From schmoozing to scented oils and all points in between, this book shows the way to a morally ambiguous life. This is indeed a manifesto of sleaziness. Dr. Duke Beauregard proves that sleaziness is indeed something that can be learned from a book. Dr. Duke Beauregard is not a medical doctor; however, he has earned a PhD in good times with an emphasis on partying down.

Independent Bible church pastor, unaccredited Bible college president, world-renowned biblical scientist, and the Apologist of the Great Plains. For more than forty years, the Dr. Rev. Christian Bellows has trained generations of Christian fundamentalists to be men of light in a world of darkness, men of goodness in a world of evil, men of truth in a world of lies. But the battle is getting worse, the attacks from the evil one are increasing. Evolutionists, abortionists, feminists, Mohammadeans, homosexuals, and Democrats, they are all threatening to lead the world to hell in a handbasket. ...

Increase your chances of winning at slot machines. This book takes you step by step through everything from picking the right casino, to finding the machine that’s most likely to pay out. Also, learn the tricks to game play that will help you defeat the most modern casinos.

Tarn and Beck have reset the clocks and gone back to the beginning. They used the power of the elfin light to time travel and save their family and friends, changing their pasts. Now they’re living new lives, free from shadows, but they’re separated from each other. Tarn and Beck have never met, nor have they met their friends. But the villains Komotuvu, Tobias, Damian and Orfea have teamed up. They remember their past lives and how Tarn, Beck, and their friends ruined their plans before. The villains hold grudges against Tarn and Beck as they’re trying to reach the mystical city of ...

The Messiah is back… and he’s not thrilled about it. Jesus 2.0 just woke up in Manhattan—with a craving for pizza, a vague sense of doom, and zero enthusiasm for saving the world. He swears, drinks beer, questions everything, and would really prefer not to fulfill a prophecy no one remembers writing. But time is running out, the angels are unionizing, and the end of days is ahead of schedule. If you enjoy: Satirical fiction with bite Dark comedy in the spirit of Good Omens or Lamb Twisted takes on religion, redemption, and divine bureaucracy Then The Reluctant Jesus is your next ...

What happens when your secret crush on a hometown Hero doesn't inspire confidence, security, or romance? Lance Cortes is forever haunted by the infamous charity calendar that turned him into a reluctant heartthrob. But the real kicker? The unforgettable gaze of the stunning woman who won the auction to share a photo op with him. Her eyes sparkled with a mix of mischief and admiration, making him feel like the center of her universe. Blythe Monroe loves a challenge. She’s thrilled to take a picture with the guy who won her heart without knowing it. But when she meets him, things aren’t ...

The fast-paced social satirical novel that considers the question: 'What do men really want from women?' When Factory worker, Tony recruits street-wise Gina to help play a trick on his offensive co-worker, all does not unfold as he had so expected. Tony's plan is to deposit a bound and gagged woman on his former friend's doorstep with a cassette player hung around her neck from which a sultry voice lays down a sequence of sexually explicit instructions. When Bob answers the knock on his door, Tony knows he'll have something on him with which to get his revenge. What he doesn't know is that ...

Ramona Bates thought that a dating site that matched people based on their internet search history was the perfect way to get everyone off her back about her lack of a love-life. Ramona was a crime fiction writer, who was going to have a google history to match that? When she met Joshua Ryan, a butcher's assistant who knew a surprising amount about murder, it seemed like destiny. When Ramona released her first book, the local police force realised that a lot of the murder scenes matched with old crime reports. Now they are on the hunt, but will they catch the right person? In a twisting ...

Take Me to Your President is another brilliant political satire by the author of The Mouse That Roared. After chasing his dog (who was chasing a rabbit), a simple farmer from a small village in England finds himself inexplicably on board a top-secret intergalactic missile. Before he can sort it out, the farmer finds himself touching down in the United States of America where he is mistaken for a Martian. And now it’s up to him to bring world peace. “Once again Leonard Wibberley—author of The Mouse That Roared—has conjured a unique sort of comedy from a blend of fantasy, blandly ...

From the bestselling author of The Mouse That Roared comes a witty tale of a leprechaun in New York. Timothy Patrick Fergus Kevin Sean Desmond McGillicuddy (for short) is a leprechaun diplomat on a mission to convince the President of the United States to halt the construction of a new U.S.-owned airport on a tract of Little People land in Ireland. With the belief “mischief is me nature” and the help of a 10-year-old American boy, he proves wee folk a big force to be reckoned with. This special 60th Anniversary edition features a new introduction by journalist and author Quentin ...

Solo Para Hombres es el manual divertido y con un toque irónico que todo padre necesita para navegar el maravilloso y desconcertante mundo del matrimonio. Esto no es solo un consejo; es la sabiduría transmitida de generación en generación entre padres e hijos que han descubierto el engañosamente simple secreto de la felicidad: una mezcla de esfuerzo constante, atención total y un sentido del humor inquebrantable. El matrimonio, como bien sabe todo esposo experimentado, trata de algo más que simplemente pasar los años. Se trata de prosperar juntos. Este libro anima a los hombres a ...

For Men Only, is a father’s humorous, tongue-in-cheek, guide to happy married life. This is the wisdom passed down through generations of fathers and sons. So, what’s the secret to maintaining happiness in marriage? The answer is deceptively simple: it revolves around consistent effort, undivided attention, and a robust sense of humor. Viewing your spouse as the uniquely special person she is forms the bedrock of a thriving relationship. It's crucial to really listen to her—her thoughts, her dreams, and her concerns. As any seasoned married individual will attest, achieving a sense of...

The Laird’s Brawny Bairns and the Bonniest Lass in Scotland A Highland Romance… Sort Of. Hoots ma' Granny! If ye enjoyed The Porridge Eaters of Strathclyde - then here's another ridiculous plot from the pen of Bonnie McSwoon. In the misty, rugged Highlands of Scotland, where men are braw, lassies are bonnie, and kilts are suspiciously wind-resistant, Laird Angus McHaggis-McBroadsword III rules his clan with an iron fist—and an even ironier six-pack. But when he learns that Lady Mhairi MacThistle—the fiercest, most untameable lass in all of Scotland—is being forced into marriage ...

Tony Mandolin, San Francisco’s PI to the weird, gets dragged into a fairy tale, literally. He finds out that much of the Grimm dimension has been a-hem, sanitized for the masses. Snow White is more like soiled snow and the dwarves can’t stop smiling. Red Riding Hood is a PI and guess who her assistant is? Then there is this one word question nobody wants asked, but when Monahan, Frankie, Greystoke and Alcina, Tony’s ex-girlfriend get dropped into the party things go beyond weird and a big stinking pile of cliché hits the fan.

Bienvenidos todos al Club del Terror, donde durante cuatro noches podrán conocer cuatro terroríficas historias, protagonizadas por cuatro espeluznantes criaturas de la oscuridad, que a buen seguro les pondrán los pelos de punta… En la primera noche conocerán a un hombre afectado por la licantropía, también conocido como “El Mal de la Luna Llena”. En la segunda noche conocerán a una hermosa vampira con unas ansias enormes por ser madre y tener descendencia. En la tercera noche, conocerán a un solitario zombie con un ansia voraz por alimentarse de carne y sangre humana. Y en la ...